>I will take the Ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way.

>>79547041
Can I fuck ur gf while ur gone? Only trying to help

>>79547041
Why?

>>79547041

F

>>79547041

Why didn't he just fly over there?

>>79547204
Every single one of us is heading towards certain death, anon
Think about that

>>79547266
Why didn't he just ride the eagles to the mountains?

but why?

lol how can he even wear the ring

>>79547545
It can keep it in its gizzard

>>79547041
WHY DID HE FUCKING DO IT BROS???

>>79547041
penggu no, ill take it to mordor for (you)

>>79547899
ARE U MY SAM?

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>>79547871
Because no gf.

>>79547871
Because by all rights he shouldn't even be there. But he is. Its like in the great stories Mr. Anon, the ones that really mattered. Filled with darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy?
How could the world go back to the way it was after so much bad had happened? But in the end it's just a passing thing, a shadow. Even darkness must past, a new day will come! And when sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr anon I do understand. I know now. The penguins in those stories had lots of chances to turn back only they didn't. They kept goin because they were holdin onto something.

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>>79547977
That fucking feel

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Waddle, you fools!