> mhmm > nootka > FUCKING AMERICANS > mhmm > why

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>>79453087
>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810

What is pollution, faggot?

>>79453087
>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
The Industrial Revolution has been chugging out coal nonstop for about 50 years now

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>>79453087
>pells egg with gloves on

why is brit television such garbage?

>>79453561
a FUCKING AMERICAN detected.

>wear surplus store trenchcoat and top hat
>waddle to the main door when mother asks when I'll return
>"You mhmmmm work. For me now mhhh"
>humm the menacing soundtrack as I leave my mother in tears behind
>head to the cornerstore
>walk upto the cashier
>stare at him autistictly
>cashier confused
>"Mhmmm powder?"
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice off the cashiers thumb
>"wanna una jay hoo watana ya"
>blow off confetti on cashiers bleeding thumb
>two cops walk in with their tazers pointed directly at me
>"Mhmmm yes I have something for you now hmm"
>*take pants off*
>walk menancigly towards them with no pants holding an MS paint print out that reads Cholera
>cops taze me before i can hand them the cholera note
>taken into custody with my own puke on my face
>mom refuses to post my bail

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>>79453087
after we wuz kangs in eegypt scene - dropped

Oh, you didn't like it? Go watch *mmmhmpf* John *mmmmfff* fucking *mmffgh* *pew pew* Wick.

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>its another "Stuart tells someone to fuck off episode"

British savages can't create good entertainment, more news at 9.

>>79453087
I got two episodes into this before dropping. It was too memey instead I watched superior pope kino. No ragrats

*tips top hat*
*grunts softly*
*blows African Dust™*
*ghost-rapes sister*

>put on trenchcoat and tophat
>sneak up behind my mom
>grab her by the neck
>"mhmmm yes. You will. Watch kino with me now"
>mom is screaming
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice open her skirt and brassiere
>mom is nude
>"mhmmmm I will mhmmm hmm fix this"
>stare mom autistictly as she continues sobbing
>"Mhmmm powder"
>she stares confused
>"You. Yes. Mhmmm. Work for hmmmm me now"
>mom runs to her room and brings me johnson's baby powder
>smear some of it on my palm and blow it in moms face
>"yana hoo watayko inca no ay"
>mom is legit scared now
>"Boat mhmm"
>mom runs to the kitchen makes me a banana boat sundae in the nude
>swallow whole banana boat with gloves on
>"be. Very fareful. Mhmmm now"
>mom falls to the ground in submission
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice off her thumb
>"You mhmmm betrayed me. Gave no sister mhmmm Im always in mhmmm hmmm your head now hmmm"
>*take pants off*
>*fuck mom*
>mid fuck slice open her throat
>attach MS paint print out with Cholera written on it on moms corpse
>turn 360 and walk away menancingly humming soundtrack

hmm... aaha.... hmmmmm...

Good day...

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>THIS IS MINE
>gets drunk
>kills mixed race mutts
Is he /pol/ guy?

truly a thread dedicated to how pleb /tv/ is right now.

Taboo is slow, dark (visually as well as tonally) and unrelentingly humorless. Any of those three qualities on its own would be fine, but put together in service of what’s ultimately a trashy, if pretentious, revenge story, it’s an utter slog, and the biggest creative misstep FX has made in a while.

Mmmm I unironically enjoy this hmmmm

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>>79453851

chemist is best boy

also I know this is hardys baby, but ti would be nice if this was more than the james delaney show

>>79453087

Why does this shit make me laugh? I haven't even seen the show

>>79454279

Hmmmmh be.....very...careful....now

>a nigger shows up
>he's a side character with no reason to be there except to act as a jaded scholar and quip at evil whitey

every time

>>79453087
You really are a fucking idiot, aren't you.

>>79453500
How does he even do that?

>>79454279
Spoken like someone with no knowledge of India, Voudon, menacing walking, cutting things off people, charming women by being aloof and intrusive, and saying the word "Nuutka" repeatedly.

>>79455240
Mm Nuutka

>>79453500
such skill!

>>79454279
>unrelentingly humorless

The humour is clearly too subtle for you, FUCKING AMERICAN

>>79455201
>opens inquest into sinking of slave ship, an important future plot point because delaney was on it

>no reason to be there

shut up dumb dumb

>>79454279
Mhhmm Nootka

>>79453277

Pollution is a Chinese conspiracy theory.

>>79453573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKCnSoAMI6

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>>79455240
Voodoo magic

>dark, dull and with a dash of homosexual undertones.
mmmmmmmmm yesssss

>>79455240
vee-eery carefully

Who /tabooisland/ here?

>>79457332
Sounds like my life mmh yes

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I thought the show was pretty cool at first but now, it’s become pretty boring as it’s obvious that they’re dragging the story out to get additional seasons from the series and the show has become mostly style over substance.

Also; Bane cuts a deal with House Cards Guy for three coffins full of gunpowder?

How is that a good deal for the U.S.? That’s about the amount of powder that a small farming town out in the sticks would have and isn’t going to make a shit of difference in the War of 1812.

>>79453087
>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
London wasn't suddenly built in 1800

>>79455757
You're a Chinese conspiracy theory.

>>79458151
>isn’t going to make a shit of difference in the War of 1812.
It's not for the American army but Irish terrorists for an uprising.

>>79454279
>unrelentingly humorless

See! The old skinflint didn't even pay for his whores!

>>79454538
>>79454538

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulzrVVzuh1U

>>79458204
>>isn’t going to make a shit of difference in the War of 1812.
>It's not for the American army but Irish terrorists for an uprising.

Three coffins worth of gunpowder still ain't going to make a shit of difference.

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>>79453087

Mhmm NOOT NOOTKA

>>79453851
>burgers and their fuck own mothers will niggers fuck them fetish

some shit is beyond comprehension

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>>79453713
Picked up

>>79455201
He was there to teach the masses about the rich African history of pyramid construction and kingdoms.

>>79453713
He said people who were almost black built the pyramids, not that egyptians are black.

>>79459548
>almost black
lmfao, what the fuck is that, almost black? egyptians are mediterraneans, not some half nordic, half black mix

>>79458469
Kek

>>79458151
Try actually paying attention.

>>79453713
...Do you think Egyptians were white?

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>unironically started to hum the theme song constantly
>sister asks me what I'm humming while I was cooking
>mmmhh nootka
Already got tested if I'm on the spectrum, sadly I'm not.

>>79461145
Guess again.

>>79461145
Well, if they had reason to test you.....

>>79454538
Hmmhmm be very careful now

>>79458388
Hey idk bud, if the Americans can blockade the British Isles with a navy of 20 ships, apparently they can do a lot with a little.

>>79453777
Be very. Very. Caaareful nowww

>i need a shit
>someone give me a shit

what did he mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5X3gLwvrRI

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>>79453881
>mfw I just watched this episode

Good riddance. He told her...it(?) to fuck off a half a dozen times. I really don't get the point of Helga or the gelato. Were they doing anything in relation to the Trading Company?

>>79463726
They exist to ground the story slightly, unfortunately they are still products of a Hardy mind so they're weird and ambiguously autistic. It would be cute if Bane and Oona fled to New York and raised the mulata together, but this is clearly going to end on a bleak note.

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Lorna best girl

She's so deliciously plain

>>79464048
>mhhhmm...eyebrows

>>79464048
She's Stacy af, Oona is /are weirdfu/

>>79464091
Is oona his sister?

Her face creeps me out

>>79464123
Yes and that's why she's great. Lorna is the basic bitch who fucks twenty men before she's out of high school, Oona is the awkward, weird-cute girl that can actually make a human connection with you.

>>79459657
That Egypt is a mix of fucking Arabs, North Africans, Greeks and Romans.

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>>79459657
Hahahah Greeks actually believe this

>>79464163
none of those are black

>>79463026
You do realise the British Isles is fucking huge? 20 ships can't do shit.

>>79464162
She fucks her brother

>>79464220
And that's what the nigger says. Aren't you paying attention? He says their skin was almost as dark as his. Not that they were black.

>>79464234
Yeah, that's totally something an isolated, overly-sensitive girl would do

>>79464234
Half brother dumbass. Having a kid over 30 has more of a risk of birth defects than between half siblings

>>79463026
>>79464232
Yeah they made up a lot of stupid shit for this show

>>79464284
Swear they have the same native mother

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>>79464336
>speedwatcher-kun

>>79454279
It's the funniest show on right now, faggot.

>>79464451
Doesn't Hardy have the insane native mother?

I assumed the sister did too because she has dark skin

>>79464294
They did. Mauritius wasn't nearly blown up by the French.

>>79464495
She does. But the sister is related only by the father.

>>79464495
Suspension of disbelief, the character is pure English but the actress is half-Spanish

>>79464558
>>79464579
That's stupid, did they not think it would be confusing making the non-native daughter look exactly like a fucking native

>>79464616
Are you British? I don't think she looks native at all, she looks Spanish. Her face is a classically Spanish face. It is slightly muddied when the native mom's cover story was that she was Spanish.

>>79461145
Everyone who takes the test is autistic, they tell every autist that they don't have it afterwards to minimize autistic screeching from the child's autism reacting to the reality of having autism. It's best to keep people like you in the dark concerning your condition.

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/ourgirl/

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I hope he haunts James and keeps calling him a nigger.

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>>79464739
>mfw I thought they were going to become mutual rivals and Punished Thorne would eventually help James

Boy was i wrong on that one, but it's the feeling I got after FUCKING DELANEY saved and spared him at the duel.

>>79464824
It's a good think they killed him. It would've been too predictable otherwise. Also I knew Winter was gonna get killed by Delaney

>>79453591
Times you acted like 19th century bane?

>>79464710
So fucking PRETTY I can hardly stand it.

>>79464710
I love how her smile curls up like that

>>79464824
No way Thorne was going to live after he beat Incestfu and subjected her to an exorcism.

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Quick rundown on James Delaney
>East India bow to Keziah
>In contact with his sister's vagina
>Possess nigger-like abilities
>Control London with an angry but fair fist
>Own ships & harbours globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Nootka Sound blood line
>Will bankroll the first brothels on Mars
>Own 99% of cholera and salt peter research facilities on Earth
>First baptised babies will in all likelihood be wearing top hats and big coats
>Ancient Nootkan scriptures tell of a large man's face who will appear face down in the mud and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'mmhhhmm bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw
>The Prince Regent entrusts his gold reserves with Delaney. There's no gold in London, only pigeon shit
>uses voodoo to directly communicate with world leaders simultaneously
>the last person who resisted was Thorne Geary. He chose his words carefully and fled to Australia in fear.

>>79458151
>give safe passage to someone in exchange for some gunpowder and an important piece of land

How is that not a good deal for the U.S.? Granted, they should just betray and kill him since the will leaves Nootka to the U.S. They tried once and then just gave up after it didn't work, for whatever reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw

>At Thanksgiving
>The birds done and everyone is called to the table
>Everyone takes their seat and are about to start dinner until they realize one chair is empty
>Just as they realize that i'm the missing family member an addible grunt alerts them to my presence in the door way
>Dressed in my mud soaked longcoat and top hat i stare aggressively at the table before me
>my father speaks "Well buddy dinner's ready so if you could come take a sea..."
>I cut him off, "be veryyyy careful now" as I slowly lift my finger to point at him as my eyes bulge
>I make my way to the table and grab the turkey
>In one fluid motion my knife makes easy work of the meat *SWISH SWISH SWISH*
>"mhmmhmmm"
>I take a bite of the dark meat before dropping the shredded turkey back onto the table
>My family is devastated that i ruined another holiday and my aunt says she leaving
>"I'll arrange a carriage"

>>79455201
>blatantly obvious James was on the crew of that slave ship that sunk
>implying he won't meet with Chichester to testify against and bring down Stuart

>>79464824
I was kind of hoping he would be shook after the whole delaney sparing his life thing, but i always saw james leaving him alive so his sister would kill him and prove her loyalty.

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Hmmm

>>79458151
yeah, i ran the math and being extremely generous, that amount is about 5% of what one warship would carry

however the promise of a repeat supply would be very lucrative

>>79467819
When she got to the house, she told James that he said in her dreams to kill Thorne. James was surprised by that, but didn't question her. Most likely the Injun mother told her to do it.

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talk to me of poison

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What do you see?

>>79453713
It's not like the East Indian company believed him. They would just have the negro killed if they could.

>>79464739
This guy gave a better performance than James Hardy.

>>79468226
He almost asked her then stopped, I think he knows it's someone working in his interest or he would have gotten to the bottom of it immediately. He also would have gotten to her bottom to show his interest.

So is Sir Stuart "FUCK OFF" Strange going down for embezzlement?
He used company ships to go against company policy to trade slaves, to his brother no less.

>>79453561
if it's anything like peaky blinders because it was created and written by steven knight

>>79468811
Take off your fucking dress now

>>79468819
Most likely, that's the case. James will testify against him.

post yfw CIA appears next season

>>79467061
When is it said he owns ships and harbors globally? All he has is that one piece of land his father bought. He just has a large amount of money some how.

>>79469181
pls let him be a tricky Republican that tries to outwit Delaney so he can do his smug smiling all day

i feel like im going to get VINYL'd when this doesnt get a second season

>>79469360
It's a BBC series though. Hmm....

>>79469360
mhmm vinyl didn't deserve a second season

>>79469474
mhmmm, yes good but what are the BBC ratings like? i think its bombing on FX in the states

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>>79453500
Tell me about Delaney! Why does he wear the hat?

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>mfw he ritually ghost fucks his sister

Mhmmmm.... Be very... Mhmmm careful...

>>79469839
where does one procure such a splendid piece of fashion ?

>>79469839
To make himself look taller 'cause Hardy is like 5 foot flat

>>79469839
It's a big hat

>>79469906
But it doesn't help at all when his shoulders meet every extra's breast

>>79453561
>inbreeding
>unrelenting alcoholism
>public healthcare

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>>79469839

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>>79470190

>>79470296
You think Nootka is your ally?

Mmmmhm....I am in your dreams gentleman

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>tfw all you want to do is bang your sister but her husband gets all bent out of shape about it

anyone else can't stop walking angrily around the house muttering hmmm mootka

>>79467154
They will betray him if the show lives up to history. US never obtained control of vancouver island

>>79471664
Yeah.

When my mom brings me my tendies I just stare at her and make vague statements about being in her dreams.

>>79458151
the demand for the quick powder had nothing to do with the nootka deal. it was blackmail to keep his factory from being exposed to the crown and or the company.

>>79469839
A lot of loyalty,for a nigger dwarf!!

>>79457433
Close by, but still on mainland

I hate how people aren't watching this show and paying attention.

>>79471675
It's already alt history. Mauritius wasn't nearly blown up by the French trying to make powder. Slave Trade wasn't legal in 1813, in the show it is. The discussion over Vancouver Island was only sorted in like 1848 or some shit.

>>79472592
>Slave Trade wasn't legal in 1813, in the show it is

It's not legal in the show.

>>79459657
With the exception of the Kushitic Kangdoms, the gyyptians included red headed pharaohs and were likely even whiter than the already browned isolated religious communities that look like white people with odd noses who are still around in the Middle East today.

>>79470081
>>inbreeding

t. Somebody who doesn't understand genetics or been to the South of the USA

>>79472592
>Slave Trade wasn't legal in 1813, in the show it is
Isn't it being illegal a plot point? I've not watched since episode 5 came out so I might be misremembering, plus I'm just retarded, but I thought that was part of the reason Strange got so scared about the investigation into the ship

>>79472639
Re-watch it. The guy of the EIC says it's technically not illegal, the nigger replies "yeah you're right, but the director of the EIC changed his personal rules to make it banned". In real life it was a government ban in 1807.

In essence it's illegal in the show for the EIC specifically. Which wasn't the case in real life.

>>79472690
See >>79472742

In the show it's against EIC's directives, it isn't against British law.

>>79472742
>>79472775
The show is set in 1814

The slave plot point is that it wasn't illegal when they did it, in 1804 ( as in real life)

What was illegal was the sinking of the ship and killing all the slaves dipshit

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>go to British
>pound desk

How much was an 1814 pound in todays pounds?

>>79473134
£1.32

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>>79473134

16 ounces
why would it change?

This show solidified my view of Tom Hardy passing from meme actor to good or even great actor

He plays something widely different every time and nails it

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>>79471901
>the demand for the quick powder had nothing to do with the nootka deal. it was blackmail to keep his factory from being exposed to the crown and or the company.

How is that blackmail? If the Americans expose Bane to the British government or the EIC, he's get convicted for treason and the Crown gets Nootka.

>>79473027
>What was illegal was the sinking of the ship and killing all the slaves dipshit

Except they were smuggling slaves because it was illegal and sunk the ship so they wouldn't be discovered doing illegal things.

>>79453087
> why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810

I know is hard to understand for an ameriburger, but there are cities in Europe with 3500-4000 years of history.

>>79455240
Is fairly easy if the egg is fresh and not overcooked

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>>79473310
>He plays something widely different every time and nails it

Uh this isn't the first time he's portrayed a mumbling, incoherent British period character

>>79475207
Widely different character though

Having a beard is not all it takes to be a 1800s period character

>>79475504
You also need to mumble and wear a hat and overcoat.

>>79475207

> mmm jews
> mmm bread
> FUCKING gypsys

>>79477976
ahhh hmmm... hanukka

>>79473310
the fuck are you talking about tom hardy always plays a crazy guy

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>>79477976
mmm shalom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKE0kCHACN4


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHH

Nootka

>>79478528
>NootkaMan
>crazy

You just don't understand genius anon

>>79477976
You mean
>FUCKING RUSSIANS

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>marry's qt
>finds out she gets voodoo fucked by stepbrother
>duels stepbrother
>loses
>makes qt wife get an exorcism
>fails
>gets sweet job in Australia
>qt wife says no
>stepbrother tells qt wife to kill him
>qt wife kills him
>qt wife gets fucked by stepbrother on HIS FUCKING BED

Is this guy the biggest cuck in television history?

Is it wrong that I want to start watching the show just to get the memes?

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>>79480681
Where do you think we are?

>>79480681
No, I do that a lot.

>>79478982
Why did he even marry some ugly Mulatto bitch? surely a guy of his class can get a better looking, less rebellious girl.

What are you morons doing!? Stop posting and keep stirring!

>>79480681
mm, Talk to me of memes

>>79480834
hmmm... you ahh... you work for me now, mhmm?

>>79455201
The company is gonna forge papers & make the nigger blame delaney arent they?

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>>79458151
i agree that it's dragging out, they started far too many story elements to finish them now in the few remaining episodes.

>>79456882
Fuck me, is he doomed to a life of bigguyism?

>>79473078
FUCKING AMERICANS

>mumbling dialogue
What are the chances this gets nominated and win the oscars?

I saw Tom Hardy at Tesco in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Mhm, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “hmm? mhm? muh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen eggs in his gloved hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the eggs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “mhmm to prevent nootka infetterance,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each egg and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by grunting really loudly.

>>79481358
mhmm did he uhh get a boat?

>>79453087
i was going to go get some food and watch fury road should i start this instead? i've seen fury road only once when i came out.

>>79481840
>when i came out
did you see it with your bf?

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>>79453591

>>79453851
If you "turn" 360 degrees, you'll still be going the same way champ

>>79481860
kek no.

>>79481840
hmmm you ned to be veeeeery careful now

>>79481919
hownu.ru

We need to compile a complete list of what makes mhmmposting

I'll start
> walks angrily

>>79482438
>delaney theme starts playing

>>79482438
>eats egg whole
>drowns self in river
>severs tendons
>cuts off thumb
>paints face

>>79471664

Ever since mom doesn't let me use the car I shed my Drive persona and I'm trying to be more like Delaney.

Walking angrily is not as fast as driving but more people seem to be noticing my style.

>>79473310
Welcome to 6 years ago

>Take that fucking dress off!

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>>79482438
*stares intensely*
*fucks sister*
*blows dust*
*dispatches assassin*
*takes off pants*
*throws letters into the fire*
*blocks your path*
*takes away your booze*
*eats pigeonshit*

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TWO EPISODES LEFT AND NOT A SINGLE ASS SHOT OF IRISH STEP MUM!

PLEASE!

PLEASE!

PLEASE!

LET HER GET RAPED OR SOMETHING. AT LEAST HAVE HER FUCK THE BUTLER. THEY'D MAKE A NICE COUPLE.

I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

>>79482438
>pells egg with gloves
> why are the houses so dirty when they're new in 1810
>mhmm (nobody posted that yet, srsly?)

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>>79482879
Anon pleas, she's a respectable thespian.

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>>79481358
Fucking hell dude

>>79481358
MHM

DUN
DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUN

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWH45cGFp3A

>>79484104
Mhm care-ful now..

>>79481358
who was in the original?

>>79486091
The Goose I think

>>79482879
>Let her get raped or fuck the butler
>I'm in love with her

So you're an actual cuckold.

Atticus, I'm delaney trading company

>>79453295

>The Industrial Revolution started in 1760

American education at work lads.

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>>79464162
>>>79464123
>Yes and that's why she's great. Lorna is the basic bitch who fucks twenty men before she's out of high school, Oona is the awkward, weird-cute girl that can actually make a human connection with you.
>>79464162
>>79464234

> Can actually make a human connection

She kills her husband.

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>>79487275
>James, I'm a filthy fucking cockney pig

>>79487656
Weren't they big on inspecting the hymen for purity before marriage back then? NIGGER guy must have known she was used goods.

>>79487890
Is Combo going to beat the we wuz kangz guy to death?

>>79487937
Hopefully

>>79453561
nepotism stifling talent and political correctness

>>79486091
>>79486166
Flying Lotus, newfriends.

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>>79481919

>>79487656
nice bloodbourne npc

>>79453713
Lol, thats the point, they had to suck up to Kangz guy..

>>79455201
what? the king is using him to get to stuart, that's why he's here. Before that his request about the slave ship was ignored because no one cared.

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mhmm

monopoly

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"So how do you like my new show, anon?"

>>79487656

Dumb sjw cunt who bitches about white male privilege while using her white male grampa's name to get her ugly mug on camera.

>>79488956
Yeah she said in an interview that the worst part of being an actress was white men.

It's like, are there any limits to the retardation and bigotry of liberals?

>>79482879
Go watch War and Peace. She's in that too.

>>79480681
be... verrrry... care...ful

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>sit with me anon

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>*gets completly naked*
>*rub head*
>mhmmmm...notka
>*rapes sister*

Boys i think delaney posting needs to mutate or it's not going to live past this season.

>>79490002
perhaps there will be more fuel with the next episode

>>79490002
It already has a lot of potential for its expanded universe, it'll be fine. It's already a distant cousin of Baneposting for obvious reasons.

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Best girl

>>79490168
ew

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>When he tells you too take your fucking clothes off

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>>79490190
fuck off

>>79490168
She's so fl*pping pretty I want to be born from the same father as her and then lick her butthole

>>79482438
>Be... very.. care-ful now...

>>79490168
*does voodoo*

>>79458938
and thats why he needs a punishment, becuz everyone knows that pyramids as well as great wall and buldings of america were built by aryans from space before jews destroeyd their civilizations

>>79469884
>it ends up not being him that ghost fucks his sister
WHO WAS GHOST?

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>>79491547
ghost is here

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>>79491666
I saw another ghost as well

When he's in his new ship being a bitch

>>79491666
>>79491761
but seriously who told his sister to kill her husband? Or did James blackout and forget he did?
>I killed him just like you told me
>when did I tell...
>what?
>mhmm nevermind

>>79491845
obviously he can't control himself

That's why the mulatto died

>>79491863
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
MULATTO WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
THE COMPANY DID MULATTO!
JAYMES KUZAYUH DUHLAYNEY DID NOTHING WRONG!

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>>79491761
>>79491666
VOODOO PEOPLE MAGIC PEOPLE

>>79482792
me on the left

>>79491666
>satan posting about ghosts

>>79491951
>James can't have a mulatto loli gf anymore
;_;

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>>79492175
the third ghost

>>79481919
Be very, very careful now
Mmm

>>79458151
>what is putting all the gunpower under the offices of EIC and blowing them all up

fucking hell 4chan have no imagination

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>>79487656

Every time I see her, I think of Huma.

>>79473134
1 pound in 1814 is worth about 64 pounds today. interestingly, it's at a low point in value, probably due to the Napoleonic wars raising prices and fucking up the economy.
For comparison, 1 pound in 1804 is worth 94.90 pounds today.
Of course, we're talking apples to oranges. Many things available today would not be available then, and many things are now relatively very cheap (food, metals and metal goods), while others are expensive (housing, labor) compared to the early 19th century.
http://inflation.stephenmorley.org/

>>79487455
>The Industrial Revolution was the transition to new manufacturing processes in the period from about 1760 to sometime between 1820 and 1840.

>>79468819
No. The company and the crown are still on the same side. They can reach an agreement about nootka and then proceed to shut the whole slave ship affair down. At least according to Lorna.

>work in a stately home
>loads of old clothing
>find victorian top hat and long coat so I put it on
>walk around the place aggressively
>tell my work colleague to take her fucking dress off

>>79481840

hmhmm

EIC shouty guy knows the sweet transvestite is the mole and he will let him hear something that he will spill to mistuh Delay knee, resulting in a trap, where James will be surrounded and a tied up transvestite will be either dead or dying for treason.

>>79494892
I hope old man Hardy is a better writer than this.

>>79493097
> mfw that bloody ship only cost 55,000 pounds.

That's SUV money, what's his fucking problem?

>>79469839
thats a big hat

>>79495679
i think the point has already been made that even though money is no object for james delaney, most of the docks in england will be controlled by the crown or by the EIC (or allied companies) - getting someone to sell him a ship would be difficult, especially at short notice

they had to be certified and registered with the crown and tax office, and you would be vetted to make sure you weren't a pirate or someone of generally ill repute

>>79496637
One would assume the company would try to hinder him where they could, yet they let him to buy the ship at the auction.
They must've known he was preparing to set sail for Nootka Sound.

>>79464284
Same goes for full siblings. Having a kid over 30 is a lot more dangerous than most people realize.

>>79497127
i can't remember, was the auction before or after the scene with the envelope he refused to open?

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>James (((Delaney)))
Hmm....really makes you thang.

Are the people drowning in the OP credits from the drowned slave ship?

>>79497866
Sneaky spoiler from the last ep where they all drown

>>79453087
Such a shame it turned out to be shit - BBC need to use better crew, not re-use fucking Pride and Prejudice numptys

>>79473134
tree fiddy

>>79478557

ARFUR!

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>big guy comes home
>*audience starts clapping*
>he takes his pants off
>*female part of audience starts cheering*
>mhmmm nuutka!
>*everyone laughs*
FUCKING TERRIBLE, DROPPED AFTER 5MINS

>>79500268
for POWDAH

>some bloke comes up to me at the train station today asking for change
>inadvertently "hmmhm" at him

Lucky the community support officer got to him before I could fetch my karambit.

>>79491666
Fuck. There are ghost hidden in each episode?

is this the most tom hardy show that tom hardy has ever starred in?

>>79501772
This is literally Tom Hardy's show, there will be nothing in this world more Tom Hardy than this. I just hope he thanks the little people by casting Aidan Gillen in the next season.

>>79478982
He is her half brother, not stepbrother. They have the same father, while a stepsibling have no blood connection, only married parents.

>>79480783
>No, I do that a lot.

The fact that you do that a lot doesn't mean it's not autistic.

>>79492816
Pizzagate confirmed

>>79501772
Created by Tom Hardy. Starring Tom Hardy. Written by Tom Hardy and his dad. Produced by Tom Hardy.

It's Tom Hardy: The Show