Is there any way to make Grey Knights cool again? I have 2000pts of metal Grey Knights that I feel will always be tainted.
>>55313201
Tainted by what? Just pretend dreadknights dont exist
>>55313201
codex daemonettes when?
>>55313236
Do this OP. Make the army you want with friends who do the same and hopefully everybody leaves out all the fucking "wacky XD" shit GW has produced.
What Fantasy faction/race are your upset over not being in 40k and how would you fluff them to fit into 40k?
I miss squats.
>>55312987
>Chance to flesh out a major abhuman faction
>Has Dark Ages technology
>Even 1d4chan did a Squat Codex with named characters and exclusive weaponry
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to do a decent job at pic related.
>>55312987
>Lizardmen
They are calledTau.
Horrible first sessions for tabletops. Allow me to begin...
>Be me, join group for tabletop rpg
>Group is like 15 people, some have never played tabletops, GM is barely active in days before game.
>Dem characters
>Edgy Anime Girl with necromancy and sadism
>Elon Musk (literally just Elon Musk with an airship)
>Mind-flayer, but friendly.
>Etc.
>Ask if I can play a space/time mage
>Lel, like they're ever gonna approve that
>GM approves
>Weird, but fine
>Make space/time mage, is as stupidly overpowered as it sounds
>Can reverse any bad decision by just going back in time
>First session comes around
>All players are screaming manchildren
>Fuck.jpg
>Stay because why the fuck not
>GM appears, says that everyone is in the party because they work for elon musk to get plot device.png
>Party boards Elon Musk's airship
>Edgy anime girl does edgy anime girl thing
>Running around with knives threatening to stab people
>Girl is IC 8 years old
>Kinda annoying but not actually doing anything so leave her alone
>One guy NOPES right at her
>"Ain't gonna be threatened by a damn little girl!"
>He draws gun
>Everyone points out that he's literally gonna shoot a child
>"Dun' care!"
>Shoots child, child dies
>Me, facepalming so hard
>Reverse time, push shooter off ship before he can shoot girl
>Wow anon, why u such a powergamer?
>You just don't like fun
>You're so evil
>Everyone talking over one another about OPness
>I literally warned everyone that I should not play such an OP character beforehand
>Shooter says he had a nuke hidden under trenchcoat
>Shooter explodes
>Airship explodes
>Party wipe
Yeah... Needless to say, I did not go back there.
>>55312089
>Group is like 15 people
Stopped reading there
and you should have stopped writing there
>>55312089
>Very very first time playind DnD, back in 1987 or 88.
>Roll up a fighter.
>Get a 17 strength, yay!
>Get 2 hit points for starting at level one, less yay.
>On our way to the adventure site
>Climb down a ravine
>Come across a door to the dungeon.
>It's not even locked, it's just stuck.
>Try to shoulder ram it down, since I have the highest strength.
>Fail.
>Take 1d3 damage
>Die.
>>55312089
What system were you using? Were you even using one at all?
so im drawing a complete blank on naming my warband. basically its a mixture alpha legion night lords, iron warriors that specialize in assassinations, siege warfare, terror campaigns,and other skulduggery
Peen-takers
>>55311860
Dread Lords
>>55311860
The Mary Sues
Bad character backstories thread #2
>>55311407
>>55311407
I miss Sonic Adventure's Chao raising.
>>55311431
Is it?
/tg/ help, tell me which line of this story starts looking concerning to you. Tell me when your alarm bells should start going off assuming you give a shit about your friends.
>1] GF and BF pair come to game
>2] female friend shows up
>3] he immediately sets up an ingame relationship between his character and this friend's
>4] scoots over so that he's sitting beside her instead of his girlfriend
>5] has his arm around her in no time in mock RP
>6] this pretend-but-clearly-real gesture lasts hours
>7] then this continues more than just that time and she's just in his arms nonstop outside of games now
>8] GF is clearly *very* concerned and unhappy but not making herself heard
>9] this friend is a teenager, and he's much older than her
>10] she doesn't think he means anything by it or wants anything
This is a really familiar situation, in which I've been myself. I'm alarmed by 8. I think GF has every right to be concerned and should talk about it with the guy, but it will be hard without seeming like a jealous harpy. Not that it's my concern, though.
>>55311374
/thread
"Dark Powers" Edition
Previous: >>55302088
RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
CARD SEARCH
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://magiccards.info/
Thread Question: What old cards still find use in your decks?
>start building Tasigur
>get annoyed that Prophet is banned
This sucks!
good wurmo
>>55310984
>Lure/Nemesis Mask
We don't need the last thread Edition
Imperial Armours are going to take forever Sub Edition
>Death Guard stuff
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/07/codex-focus-death-guard-part-2-special-rules-and-psychic-powers-sep-7gw-homepage-post-2/
>Top 5 Squigs
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/05/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-squigsgw-homepage-post-3/
>Konor Campaign
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>GW FAQs (1.1):
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Rules-Errata
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
https://mega.nz/#F!bF0ExS4D!_XaMECn0K9HiJKUFSopJLA
>Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-Anon!)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
Does anyone have the "ALL SMILES" pox Walker pic?
Post Squigs!!
>>55310799
Put a little tiny propeller on the rightmost one
Previous Thread: >>55296012
Archive and other resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
> eternal rising
> solve challenges peacefully/nonviolently to get positive fate points
how do I slaughter monsters or people that attack me peacefully
>>55310449
I made a new throg, can you reward me with posting my cyoa? Would feel appreciated
>>55310477
You peacefully beat them to death.
Like people do with trucks of peace IRL.
So what the fuck is this cancer?
>>55310227
Well you were probably dropped on your head.. so where to begin?
>>55310227
The more detailed the model is, the harder it is to recast, the harder it is to make miniatures to proxy it with, the harder it is to buy from anyone except Games Workshop.
>>55310227
I like a lot of the new nurgle stuff.
But this pose, for the only other named character, is painful.
This pose is fucking horrible.
What are some of the speeches you're characters have said?
>>55309949
>im going to gut you, gut your wife, gut your kids, and then im going to fuck the corpses
>this was said to a golem- who was mildly confused
he wasnt the brightest, so he just had one remembered and used it a lot
>>55309949
>Give us our shit back
This was immediately followed by extreme violence enacted upon the tau that had stolen some imperium tech by our deathwatch party
>>55309949
>Where's your baby now, bitch.
My character, during a modified Call of Cthulhu game based on the plot of Parasite Eve apparently, said after cop buddy 1 shotgunned a supposedly pregnant demon bitch right through the stomach, spraying bits of baby on cop buddy 2.
Lets create something together for a change.
>About 0.1-0.5% of the population suddenly gain superpowers.
>Everything from Epic to Street Level.
The distribution doesn't follow a clear path. Its entirely possible that a whole Psych ward gains powers while in the next 3 villages nothing changes.
The Epics can expand their powers or even gain new ones. They have to expand their mastery over their original power or survive situations of Great mental and/or physical stress. (Not sure there)
What world would result from that ?
>>55309405
Not a good one.
Humans invariably devolve into "might makes right" thought processes. Just look at the world - political power and money make right.
Give a man the powers of a god and it only gets worse.
>>55309405
My take:
In some areas the state remains stable. Enough normal people aid the Police/military to counter the Villains/Freaks. This is quickly formalized and the pro-government Epics are brought formally into the fold. Heroes that fight for the Department of Homeland Security (with juicy advertising deals). Police and military form anti-epic response group to aid the heroes or to deal with small scale Villains themselves.
In some areas villains rule. They are either strong or ruthless enough to keep their fiefdoms and to prevent the state from reconquering them. Often they use the threat of civil casualties. This can be everything, from North Korea tier dictatorship worshipping Not!superman ti a crime syndicate not giving a fuck.
And some areas devolve into complete Anarchy. They are either so destroyed from supers fighting that the state has them on the backburner (we will help you of course...once the ressources are available) or locked into a power struggle between different groups.
Scenario ideas:
>The Stepford wive
Your typical older rich tennis club mom gains REALLY strong mind control powers. Her whole fancy schmancy suburb is threatening to sink into Chaos because in the city several gangs of Epics fight it out. At that point she steps in and restores order. The Tennis Club now meets every week again...
The downside: She is completely bonkers because she can't cope with her world collapsing. She viciously mind controls her neighbours to create a paper thin illusion of her old life. If someone disturbs that he is either mind controlled or if that doesn't Work attacked by mindless swarms of mind controlled drones with suicide attacks (her powers don't Work against other epics).
>the Melting Pot
Ethnic gangs with Epics backing them fighting it out. Mexican gangs vs. White power. Nuff said
>>55309435
True. The result would be a grim one.
But imho an interesting one because the foundation of society is turned upside down.
How is Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka pronounced? The Yarrick: Pyres of Armageddon book mentioned that Ghazghkull is two syllables, and I can't seem to wrap my tongue around that.
Any lore changes to Armageddon that I should know about, with the Shadow War: Armageddon game?
>>55309377
Gasch - kuhl
>>55309377
Gaz Gull - is how everyone I know pronounces it.
margaret thatcher
Hrud thread
>>55308676
Don't worry OP, if this thread fails you can just travel back in time and make another one.
>>55308676
Proof that games workshop use to be mildly creative.
>>55308676
We are taking over this thread.
height comparisons edition
>Death Guard stuff
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/07/codex-focus-death-guard-part-2-special-rules-and-psychic-powers-sep-7gw-homepage-post-2/
>Top 5 Squigs
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/05/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-squigsgw-homepage-post-3/
>Konor Campaign
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>GW FAQs (1.1):
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Rules-Errata
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
https://mega.nz/#F!bF0ExS4D!_XaMECn0K9HiJKUFSopJLA
>Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-Anon!)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
First for I hope everyone has fun and enjoys the hobby in whatever way that is
>>55308169
Yeah, Primarchs are strong and I don't really pretend basic Skitarii are worth shit outside of screening the Important Things, but it's not like we're completely without options for dealing with them. Keep a double screen around a core of Dakkastelans and Dunecrawlers and try to unload enough firepower.
Also, we may well get better options in a little bit with the codex, or at least not have to pay quite so much for the ones we do have. In the meantime, I either try to shoot the rest of the army around the Primarch and tie him down or just focus fire the big bastard, and count it as a personal win if I do manage to kill him. It's not like losing an entire army of Admech would faze a Forge World much, they throw that many troops down to hold up a few dozen Marines for an hour in Eye of Medusa.
>>55308275
Thank you anon