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Organized, government-funded kill-teams that figure out the most economical way to destroy Goblin warrens.

We've already got precedent on how rising predator populations are handled, goblins should be no different.

>>49797761
Kidnapp and enslave THEIR maidens.

>>49797761
Introduce them to our cities, let them go to our schools and provide them free legal represantation when they dindu nuffin

>>49794042

>inb4 that one autist comes in to berate you

>"there's no Rasta space station so we're not living in cyberpunk dammit!"

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>>49794232
Only when Zion Station comes to fruition shall we be in the true age of Cyberpunk! Oh and blade girls!

>>49794042
Cyberpunk as a shallow aesthetic akin to steampunk and whatever other -punk /tg/ comes up with on occasion? A bit. Cyberpunk as a set of specific social, political and economic conditions? Never happened, never will.

>>49771781
Your chapter master is so shit that they just replace him with a random dude who thinks he's the previous one every time he dies.

>>49771802
fucken got'em
minotaurs are fucking gay

>>49771802
Your chapter is so shit you are ashamed to even mention it.

Common Legacy - Decks You Should Prepare to Face
>Miracles
>Delver variants (Grixis, Izzet, BUG, RUG)
>ANT (Ad Nauseam Tendrils)
>Death and Taxes
>Eldrazi Stompy
>Shardless BUG
>Lands

Uncommon Legacy - Decks You Should Know About
>LED Dredge
>Reanimator
>Infect
>Stoneblade
>Burn
>TES (The Epic Storm)
>Elves
>Painter
>Maverick
>4-Color Loam
>Nic Fit
>Sneak n Show

Rare Legacy - Decks You May See On Occasion
>Enchantress
>MUD
>Goblins
>Merfolk
>High Tide
>Aluren
>Food Chain
>12 Post
>Belcher
>Pox Control
>Dragon Stompy
>Tezzerator
>Sneak n Breach
>Stax (White or Black)
>Deadguy Ale
>Landstill
>Affinity

Mythic Legacy - Decks You'll See Once a Year
>Doomsday Fetchland Tendrils (DDFT)
>Cheerios
>Nourshing Lich
>Sea Stompy
>Spanish Inquisition
>Monoblue Omnitell
>Parfait
>The Cure (Kavu Predator + False Cure)

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First for best MTG general on /tg/.

>>49762166
>things I hate
Not having people to play with
also fuck eldrazi

>be moron
>fail to read about 10+ other force disciplines
>shit up /tg/

Bringing balance to the Force means accepting that emotions are a part of being alive but not letting them control you.

>>49805722
>become a backstabbing homicidal psychopath
>become a zen monk
I dont know, Jedi seems fine. Besides, you dont have to be amazing at it to gain powers. Fuck, look at Anakin! He never got the Jedi mindset down but still did their shit.
Just keep calm and don't do evil shit, doesn't seem hard. Plus you get monk bros. There had to be some amazing tabletop games in the Jedi Temple. Especially with those holo tables.
And if holochrons are a thing, you can get the best DMs ever to run your games.

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>>49804552

I mean, are there really any monsters who go to lengths to fight fair?

>>49804591

When was the last time you saw a Goblin suicide bomber?

>>49804552
Why bring up D&D in your thinly veiled bait thread?

>>49804344

You should change that to "If I don't see the roll, it's an automatic 1/failure." Otherwise, they might roll and "accidentally" scoop before you see it's a bad result, letting them have a free do-over.

>roll for stats
>don't all roll together

I mean there's badwrongfun and then there's just plain badwrong

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>>49804344
Just use this OP, for God's sake.

>>49802689
Don't see limited time anywhere on there. Says they're made to order, so probably GW broke out the metal casting setups again

>>49802909
The email said it was limited time

>>49803025
Ah yeah, says so on the front page of the website too.

>Gentlemen, one of these cups contains a small amount breast milk. Good luck.

>>49800837
I don't drink. Got anything nonalcoholic?

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>>49800878

Will roach-filled goat-milk do?

>>49799315
Godzilla (CR32, MR10)
XP 104857600
Neutral Colossal (tall) Dragon (kaiju, mythic, water)
Initiative +9; Senses - Darkvision/Low-Light vision 600 ft, Scent 600 ft (1200 ft upwind, 300 ft downwind), Sense Kaiju; PERCEPTION 46
Aura – Radiation 120 ft : (Severe) 0-30', FORT 30 (High) 31'-60', FORT 22 (Medium) 61'-90', FORT 17, (Low) 91'-120', FORT 13

DEFENSE

AC 57, Touch 7, Flat-Footed 52 (+5 Dex, +50 natural, -8 size)
HP 948 (32d12+640 (+ 100 mythic); Fast Healing 30
FORT +38, REF +23, WILL +33
Defensive Abilities – Absorb Radiation, Ferocity, Fortification 50%, Recovery
DR 20/Epic IMMUNE Ability Damage, Ability Drain, Death Effects, Disease, Energy Drain, Fear, Mind Effects (Charm, Compulsion, Phantasms, Patterns, Morale effects), Paralysis, Petrifaction, Polymorphing, Radiation, Sleep
Resist – Acid 30, Cold 30, Electricity 30, Fire 30, Negative Energy 30, Sonic 30
SR 53

OFFENSE

Speed 125', 150' swim
Melee – Bite +60 (8d6+42/19-20), 2 Claws +60 (4d8+28/19-20), Tail Slap +58 (10d6+42/19-20), Slam +60 (4d8+42 and push (Bull Rush 60')
Space – 650' long x 150' across x 355' tall; Reach 120'
Special Attacks – Atomic Breath, Ferocity, Grab (Bite), Fortification 50%, Hurl Foe, Lingering Breath (4d8 radiation, 10 rounds), Massive Strikes , Mythic Power(10/day, surge +1d12), Push (Slam), Swallow Whole (6d6+42 Bludgeon plus 6d6 Radiation, AC30, HP78, DR20/Epic), Trample (6d6+42, DC54)

>>49799315

Charred black dog dick/10

>>49799325
STATISTICS

STR 66 DEX 21 CON 50 INT 10 WIS 36 CHA 40
Base Attack +32 CMB +68 (+72 Bull Rush, +77 Grapple (+81 w/Bite), +70 Overrun, +70 Sunder) CMD 83 (85 vs Bull Rush, 90 vs Grapple, 85 vs Overrun, 85 vs Sunder)
Feats – Bull Rush Strike, Combat Reflexes, Critical Focus, Critical Focus (Mythic), Endurance, Endurance (Mythic), Greater Bull Rush, Greater Grapple, Improved Critical (Bite), Improved Critical (Claw), Improved Critical (Tail), Improved Bull Rush, Improved Grapple, Improved Grapple (Mythic), Improved Initiative, Improved Iron Will, Improved Overrun, Improved Sunder, Iron Will (Mythic), Maximize Surge (Mythic), Multiattack
Skills – Bluff +28, Climb +43, Diplomacy +23, Heal +40, Intimidate +50, Perception +46, Stealth +23, Survival +48, Swim +71
Languages – Draconic (can't speak)
Special Qualities – Divine, Massive, Powerful Blow (Slam), Powerful Blow (Tail Slap)

Virt, nobody gives a shit if you post this anymore. It's old, it's tired, and it's little more than bait.

>>49792950
Step 4 never happens

>>49792950
>Shitty stereotypical memes that don't have any basis in reality
Easy, don't make them.

>>49789460
>What do you mean that there's no way to interrupt a fireball by hitting the wizard?

It would blow their fucking minds.

The art alone would make most players shit themselves. They would just start screaming and shitting like fucking chimpanzees. The males would parade around with erections in order to try and mask their fear and feelings of inferiority, while the women would turn around and clutch their knees in order to show that they are submissive and willing.

As far as the rules, I'm guessing a lot of people would think that there's a lot of good ideas, and they would be impressed by many of the features we take for granted these days, like improved dice notation. Some wouldn't like it, but I think they would still adopt some of the better ideas.

>>49789460
I think Gary would like it.

>>49786978
Because the sister models are old as shit, whereas these ones are sharp and new.

Because there's like 15 years difference between them.

>>49787018
>>49787026

no I mean even in the art

>>49776000
>Does the concept of alternate universes come up in your games?
From time to time, when anyone uses Temporal Sympathy.

Previous thread >>49728736

some actual plays from one of our posters
http://pastebin.com/u/Aspel

Fuckin do it right

>>49776231
Why are you so obsessed with posting those smut logs?

>>49744772

I'll take it over standard elfwank or a "the dwarf is troubled because he has an undesirable obligation to fufill" episode.

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>it's the Warcraft movie

>>49744772

Warcraft the Movie didn't have that though. The orcs were fucking dicks in that movie. They were literally invading Azeroth because lolwhynot and it wasn't anything to do with Sargeras. They changed the lore so that fel magic was just ultra corruptive and Medivh fucked up by absorbing it.

The orcs were king cunt bags who were invading Azeroth purely to gather guys to make a portal to Draenor to bring through the entire planet of orcs to conquer Azeroth and they used the Draenai to power the portal their side.

It's way 'better' than the way WoW portrays the Draenor orcs. They just made them African Native Americans. Orcs being savages with a side of desperation and bloodlust was actually good.

Shame the movie was generally balls.