I have a question, fembots. How often do girls talk to each

however often they feel like talking about it

I haven't spoken with another woman who wasn't related to me in a casual respect since 2015.
But as a very autistic prude, it often came up even with my steering the conversation away.
Among women who aren't mentally retarded, as I am, I'd wager it is spoken of often.

>>34766574
last night and today again

>>34766574
Very fucking frequently. It's a daily topic and they get into every nitty-gritty detail.

t. lots of female friends throughout the course of my life.

post more fem wojaks

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had a friend that would inform me every time she slept w/ someone.

>>34767647
How many partners have your friends had, on average?

How often do you mention your bfs cock to your friends? Is size like the first thing you talk about when sex comes up? Would 4.5"/11.5cm be bad enough to have rumors about me spread?

I think that girls get together and fart in each others mouths instead. It goes something like this:
>Hey Katie you won't believe the spa-*BRRRRRrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaAAAPP*
>*BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPAPAPAPAAAAAaaaarrrrrr...'plop'*

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>>34767727
>Would 4.5"/11.5cm be bad enough to have rumors about me spread?

kyakka

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I talk about sex constantly with my female friends.

Our group chat is literally entitled "The Masturbation Addicts Support Group" and "Please, No More Dicks".

Sort of relevant to the OP, but I got drunk at an academic event afterparty and some dude said this to me:
>why is it that all the nice nerdy girls are secretly really freaky

Cause when you don't get laid you watch a lot of hentai.

>>34768070
>periods
>proper punctuation

what kind of fembot are you?

>>34768095
oh sorry youre right i forgot to type in tumblr mumble text

see the lack of punctuation is like im whispering lol

I can also do your mom on social media.

>LOL. *thirty emoticons* So Happy to have the Rock-a-roonie Back in Town!

>>34768070
>Cause when you don't get laid you watch a lot of hentai.

The funny thing is you think this makes you endearing when in reality it just makes you a whore. Girls who watch a lot of porn disgust me. You in particular, because you're a "fembot".

>>34768109
lol dam I didn't know there was a word for that...

well played, very agile control of the register.

>>34768109
You like being choked during sex.

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>>34767727
>>34768095
>>34768139
>>34768255

Fuck off you beta orbiting white knights
THIS THREAD IS FOR FEMBOTS

>>34768127
>think this makes you endearing

I actually have serious ethical objections to pornography. I'm just a colossal hypocrite.

>>34768255
Nope.

my alcoholic fembot friend routinely mentions BJs to me
and gives BJs to me

>>34768294
What sort of pornography do you prefer in general?

>>34768297
I hate how all of you have fembot fuckbuddies and girlfriends. Lucky assholes.

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>>34768337
Dont worry,>>34768297 lies on an anonymous image board

>tfw no female friends
>tfw no friends in general
I wouldn't want to talk to them about my sex life if it existed anyway.

>>34768352
rude

>>34768337
but seriously sex is overrated
emotional intimacy is a lot more rewarding in the long run
fuckbuddies are shit compared to actual relationships
you'd be better off buying classy hookers

>>34768303
Because I'm a weird degenerate, in my bad days I usually get off to weird titcow paizuri nonsense. Sometimes some /d/-tier orc and hucow garbage. Not very proud.

I like Ignacio Noe.

When I'm more emotionally attached (ie. muh husbandos, muh waifu) to the subject of my fantasy I'll usually get off to (not fucking joking here) happy missionary sex between middle aged couples. I don't normally use porn for those fantasies though since you can count the pixels in amateur porn on your hands.

>>34768380
you had me until middle aged
middle aged dudes are nasty unless they're god-tier dilfs

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>>34768417
>not liking adorable middle aged couples who love each other

Doesn't help that pic related and Inspector Javert are my husbandos.

Also, older middle aged women are fucking great. Especially when they were dorky mom clothes and have that dumb short haired poofy fringe haircut thing.

>>34766574
My friends are pretty much revolted to the idea of sex , they even find french kissing gross , so I don't talk to them about it at all. They might think I'm some sort of perverted creep.

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>>34768477
oh no don't get me wrong i love milfs of all stripes
but middle aged dudes that aren't dilfs or pic related just can't get me going

>>34768506
>older men that aren't [this very large range of old men] can't get me going

Sounds like you're in denial about your old man lust. It's okay. This is a safe space.

Although I never really found older people attractive in of themselves - like I do like people my own age and think they're pretty qt. It's just most of the media I consume has really interesting older characters. Although, most young relationships are sort of boring and torrid and silly. Older relationships have this sort of loving bantz aspect of them I find endearing.

>also
>pratchett
AYYYYY

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>>34768548
sorry, i just project my dilf fantasies onto everyone
if they're not some variant of this it's just not my thing you know
and i say this as a dude

i definitely agree about the actual emotional/interpersonal aspects of older relationships, but that's neither here nor there when it comes to some quick masturbation

>>34767685
she was the only friend that did it and i havent spoken to her since late december, so i can't say for sure. but from what im aware, she lost her virginity in september and slept with 7-8 guys between then and dec. heard she's been moving between dudes a lot since we stopped talking.

>>34768548
>using although twice

Samefag but whatever. I'm angry at one of my friends so I'm gonna give my random thoughts to you, anon.

You ever listen to lyrics videos on youtube and sometimes the creator will attach the most literal and random-as-fuck images to them? Like, with no concept of subtext?

>>34768572
>project my dilf fantasies onto everyone

We're making progress. Tell me about your mother.

>neither here not there

Really? Emotional dynamic is like 80% of the thrill for me. Physical appearance is only ever relevant when it adds to the dynamic.

>>34766574
about once a week (minimum)

>>34768610
>Tell me about your mother.
She's a dead alcoholic.

>Emotional dynamic is like 80% of the thrill for me.
I mean, it's a huge deal personally. But when I just want to get my jollies off I don't give much of a shit. What works, works. Carrot > Vimes btw.

>>34768657
>She's a dead alcoholic.

Yikes. Not sure what to say, anon.

>personally
Yeah, but even for quick jollies it has significance to me. Fanfiction ruined me.

> Carrot > Vimes

Sure you could find fanfic for that.

>>34768692
>Not sure what to say, anon.
It's NBD, I got over that shit a long time ago. It's still funny to gauge reactions to it tho.

>Fanfiction ruined me.
I have done everything in my power to avoid that shit. I've seen what it can do and I know it's not for me.

>Sure you could find fanfic for that.
But I am tempted.

>>34768765
>funny to guage reactions to it tho

Dude, same! I was sexually abused, and one of my favourite jokes is to go, "man, my ex was the worst lay I ever had, and I've been raped!"

>roll on snare drum

Always sufficiently horrifies people.

> I've seen what it can do

You sound like you're discussing a nuclear arsenal.

It's hit or miss. You get a lot of shit, but you also get some really creative and interesting reimaginings, world building, character studies, etc.

And smut.

But like most things you gotta sift through a lot of garbage.

>>34768816
Lol, human suffering is great.
Christ, I sound like I'm a highschool shithead again.

>You sound like you're discussing a nuclear arsenal.
I had an ex borderline addicted to Vimes/Vetinari. It was an issue.

>But like most things you gotta sift through a lot of garbage.
Sturgeon's law was a mistake.

>>34768850
It is.

>ex addicted to fanfic

Requiem for a Dream sequel?

Sturgeon underestimated.

>>34768882
>Requiem for a Dream sequel
So long as it features some
ASS
2
ASS
action.