Reasons why you don't have a gf/bf thread go! I'll

Girls are gross and have cooties. It's wrong to love a boy

>I'm ugly
>I'm always anxious
>I'm depressing to be around
>I'm not at all interesting

I can keep going, but you get the point.

>>34766790
>Crossdressing submissive femboy weaboo
wtf, are you me? I have bf though.

>>34766841
No, because if I was you I'd have a bf.

...reeeee

1. I'm not particularly attractive. I've got some bad moles on my face and my face in general is a bit scrunched.
2. Lots of nerdy hobbies like: board games, vidya, anime.
3. Not outgoing, I very much like to stay inside my comfort zone and talk with those who I've already made relationships with instead of trying to form new ones.
4. Don't have a lot of self confidence, comes from being overweight but I'm working on that. And I have a small dick, but I've got to live with that.
5. Kind of adding on to number 3 but I just don't talk to women much in general. I think I'm a creepy. More comfortable around guys like my friends.
6. Number 5 makes me think that I'm gay so I'm not too interested in looking for one.
7. /r9k/ has brainwashed me into hating most women. Only women I trust are those in my family.
8. My political views aren't normally associated with college qt3.14s.
9. I'm slightly autistic in public.
10. I'm slightly autistic in general.

>>34766790
>fat
>lazy
>not very smart
>fucking pathetic cuck
>NEET
>really boring

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>>34766790
I'm emotionally stunted and broken from a childhood of homeschooling, abuse and isolation

I don't fundamentally believe anyone can love me. I'm broken. I'm just fucking broken.

And that's fine, because I'm working on myself and improving and I'm going to make it. But right now I'm just a broken person.

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>>34766790
>I'm really shy and not that good at making new friends
>low self-esteem at the moment, somewhat overweight and covered in body acne
>have nothing in common with irl people

I just want a nerdy bf to cuddle with pls

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>Shut in
>Live in the middle of nowhere
>Job & degree have no women
>Fat (working on it)

First two, I'm not entirely sure how to resolve. Maybe move to the city, or try to force myself to put myself out there. Third one is just a fact of life. Fourth one is the most simple, and the one I've had the most success with. Actually had a gal that was supposed to be a weight loss buddy but she ditched me to be fat instead of run, which sucks.

>>34767013
Do you have anything in common with people on here?

1. oneites
Starting to question my own sanity
Any tips from people who got over theirs?

Im shy
Got Asperger, not severe enough that its noticeable to others, just enough to make it harder to talk to girls,
always on the computer, kind of a computer programming geek,
go to a small school,

>>34766790
>no idea how to talk to guys
>not attractive enough to warrant how picky i am
>poor blood flow so ugly purple splotches on legs and arms when standing, wear long sleeves and long pants every single day even in southern california when it gets 100+ degrees out
>crooked teeth
>saggy tits
>no sex drive
>ugly feet
there's more but i feel like i've said enough

>>34766790

Hello fellow Ohioan

It is a hard life we live.

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>>34766790
Aspie
NEET
Shut in
That's it
Girls (Human) don't like spergs

>tfw no cute creepy gf

>>34767047
what's your job/degree in?

>>34766790
1. No women are virgins anymore
2. Even if there was a virgin woman, she would not settle for a 6/10 such as myself

>>34767052
Yeah, but I've never really been able to pull off a LDR well. I had a boyfriend back in october-november but he lived 7+ hours away and we just kind of split off over time.

>>34767117
the trick from my experience as an aspie is to find girls that pity you or are also hyper interested in a common trait.

>rural Ohio
>submissive femboy

OP I want to stick it in your bum

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>>34767119
Mech Engineering & work for the physics department. In my experience your 100 level classes will have something like 30~% women, but they mostly get weeded out in a few specific classes.

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Lmao, just go outside and get pussy you shut in fags

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>>34767171
>the trick from my experience as an aspie is to find girls that pity you
What, do I just run off to "ipityaspiespergs dot com" or some shit?
I know you think it's good advice but it's not like there's anyway to just look for that trait specifically more than just blundering into it randomly.

All the girls here are turbonormie anyway (Australia)

>>34767216
explain to us if this is your solution why you are on 4chan at where I am about midnight, insulting people who probably have just as much of a social life as you.

>>34767147
Yeah I don't think I could do a LDR. Unless someone was literally perfect for me, I wouldn't do it.

>>34767224
yeah I get what your saying but its more of like if you run into women with that trait then their a keeper I guess. I don't know it kinda doesn't apply in your situation, Its just the advice I have been given from others and its worked for me in the past.

>>34767147
>Yeah, but I've never really been able to pull off a LDR well.
The problem with LDRs as I see it is that most people who find their way into those situations are broke, and cannot afford to move or visit on a reasonable time schedule. So it stays long distance indefinitely, and major issues arise from that.

>>34767013
>>34767147
I had acne too (still get a few zits from time to time), maybe you'd have something else in common with me? I could give you some tips to help clear it up at the very least. What's your approximate location?

>>34767351
kek

>being so thirsty you use acne as a common interest

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>NEET
>still living at home
>low money
>not as social as I could be thanks to having low money
>ugly
>short
>no hobbies/interests/nothing excites me anymore
My existence is meaningless

>tfw bf but don't love him anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACvFAm6JSM

>>34767363
It was a kind of a joke, glad you got a kick out of it.

>Narcissist
>Emotionally void
>Elitist
>Self-abusive
>Sexually numb
Also I'm short AND intimidating, which is like trying to attract flies with bug spray and fire

>>34767351
I live in Los Angeles, although I just started going on a pill that's apparently one of the best ways to eliminate it for good, hoping it'll work well.

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I'm gay
I'm a schizoid, probably
I don't enjoy emotional bonding or exposing my innermost self
I'm scared of intimacy
Didn't finish highschool and I'm embarrassed about it
I don't like greentext
But I like spoilertext

>>34766790
>effeminate beta faggot
>mentally ill
>never leave the house
>bullied and abused throughout my whole life so i'm nothing more than a shell of a human
>don't trust people at all
>overly pessimistic, depressing to be around, self-destructive
>no real personality, can't relate to others, interests are severely limited
>no accomplishments, have spent the majority of my life in front of a computer screen

i'm convinced i'm going to die alone

>>34767407
Lol every fembot lives in socal, I'm in norcal though.

Pills never worked for me besides accutane, but good luck anyway.

>>34766790
>uggo
>speech impairment
>poor
>doesn't go out
>doesn't trust people's

I am fucked.

>>34767457
Im norcal as well

>>34766790
>only interested in long term relationships
>only interested in virgin girls
>don't really know where to meet girls
>don't like big groups of people
>never had a relationship before
>mostly introverted hobbies

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>>34767503
I'm a straight guy you know, who are you?

>I'm gay
>I'm almost wizard age
>Balding
>Overweight
>Still live with my mommy
>Live in a town of maybe 1500 people
>Can't drive
>Crippling anxiety and depression
>Afraid of physical intimacy
>NEET
>Shitty Canadian accent
>Gorilla tier body hair
>Borderline alcoholic
>Teeth yellow, partly my fault, partly because I was force fed fluoride as a child

I don't want to go on.

>>34767551
same wasnt trying to mean anything by was just saying.

>>34767417
I like you...in theory.

Closet fag twink only into other twinks
Messed up dick
Backnie
Hemorrhoid I'm afraid may be an issue if I have asshole intercourse
Live in bumfuck Midwest

>>34766790
1. I'm not Chad or Tyrone
2. I'm not rich
3. I have uncommon interests pertaining to anime, political discussion, and video games, consuming most of my day's time leaving me with very little me-time to use trying to convince girls to settle for me.
4. Not attractive
5. Tiny dick/no deep voice, so panties don't drop when I try
6. I lack the skills to form any meaningful relationship, dooming me to be a beta orbiter or the rebound guy if something does get thrown my way.
7. I surround myself with atheists, but I secretly believe in God.

>>34767743

I appreciate that, anon. Being theoretically liked is the closest I'll ever get to actually being liked. Liking me can be like some kind of thought experiment, Like philosophical zombies

>gay, fewer selections
>stay inside

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>mfw all these LGBT faggots on this board

Whatever they're putting in the water is turning the Pepes gay.

>>34767821
>but I secretly believe in God
Why? If you say because something can't come from nothing, I'm gonna laugh at you

>>34767937
Faith doesn't require evidence, and there is no evidence to disprove a creator.

You can yell science shit all you want, but the need for a higher power is ingrained in plenty of people's brains. Religion has played a key role in organizing society for many years now, so it's not even useless.

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>>34766790
>22
>decent looking
>live with parents
>unemployed
>no friends
>no idea where to make any
>shut in as a teenager
>boring personality
>boring tone of voice
>niche interests

>>34767976
But the lack of evidence makes in unlikely for their being a creator, therefore your belief is irrational

On the off-chance that there is a god, it's probably so removed from reality that you can't say it exists and it's def. not the Abrahamic god

>>34767976
guh hyuk

INFP hetero male

Also i have the horrible habit of falling in love with lesbians

>>34766790
>AFAB Demiboy
>Got in fist fight because my last bf misgendering me
>Cops called
>Laughingstock of the town
If anyone says this is bait I'll fucking kill myself.

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>>34768066

Your post isn't bait, but if I slapped it on the end of a hook I might catch a tuna.

>>34767403
>Narcissist
>Emotionally void
>Elitist
>Self-abusive
>Sexually numb

This, it doesn't help that I've become more attractive from lifting. I've only become more secluded and arrogant.
Actively avoiding women even though I turn all the heads of women in my college fitness class.
I used to get a self gratifying feeling knowing that I was out of many of their leagues.
Now I just want them to stop giving me attention and be alone.
I also want to meet someone who shatters my sense of self worth while also building it. She would have to be reasonably attractive to get my admiration.
Other than that I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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Because I just don't have one...? I was just meant to be alone. I'm not even that ugly and I'm not fat at all, nor do I have any serious mental issues, but people always abandon me/never like me as much as I like them, so I guess it was just "written in the stars" as they say. I've accepted that I'm gonna be alone until the day I die.

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>hideous
>brainlet
>only 6ft

>>34768007
Lmao, that's what faith in God is all about.
It's like one big gamble that could or couldn't be true that you risk your entire existence upon.
If we went by probability, we will probably never know if God is real or not until we meet him or rot away with our body.

Like I said, it shapes society, whether or not God is real, faith shapes society. I crave that faith.

>>34768245
I used to believe in a god too, my god was a first mover and I thought he was doing a Science experiment. That would explain a lot about why but does it actually explain ANYTHING? No

>>34766790

My wife won't let me have either.

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>>34766790
1. Ugly
2. Socially retarded, due to never having friends or relationship of any kind

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>Aspie
>Good looking until people realize I rarely blink
>Absolutely unremarkable personality
>Unemployable NEET
>Family history of mental illness
>Stoner sloth
>Slouches

>>34766790
1.islam
2.islam
3.islam
4.islam
5.islam

wife or you get killed.

Because i don't date every girl that shows interest in me
there are very few women that intrigue me

1.asshole
2.always sound sarcastic
3.shit fashion, i just put whatever i found cool at the time
4.racist
5.sexist
6.lazy jokes somewhat related to subject (it was Da Jews XDD)
7.only hobby vidya, but my rank is always shit because my team is always shit so i cant get gamer grills with my e-penis
8.almost fit, almost handsome big guy
9.Trump supporter (this one really ruined my chances with some mexican that i thought was asian)
10. no social medias
11.slav
12.ISTP

>>34769112
> I'm a liar and more ugly than I realize

Ftfy

>>34766790
Send us picks u faggot.

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>>34766790
1. Schizotypy- actively avoid social commitments, can't relate to most people, social skills stunted
2. last relationship I got used completely- afraid to get into another harrowing and confining situation
3. insecurities
4. need to sort my life and shit out and relationships are too much of a distraction
5. remember all those fears of being cheated on, the jealousy, the way I felt when she was texting other people, the way she seemed suspect about it- I sleep soundly at night not worrying about being cheated on, used or fallen out of love with

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>>34766790
>no money
>no car
>live with parents
>severe trust issues
>schizo
>post on r9k

>>34766790
> Only interested in long term relationship
> I don't have much drive after being with a prostitute,sex isn't that special now.
> Never had one before
> Introverted to the extreme (I haven't spoken to anyone for about 5 months), I don't think I have autism, i could be wrong.

> I don't know why i'm bothering to type this no one will read this and this thread will get archived without any replies to this specific comment oh well lol.

>>34769106
i can make easy.atleast i think so.
but islam blocks you.
so didnt give a fuck about myself.
not even wanting to marry, because there is no true love.girls perception are fucked up. no true intreset. the wife benifits and her family.
proof:
my uncle
>35
>6'4
>blue eyed
>doctor
>fit
>highly responsible
>no intention to marry any girl in the near future.
but times were easier when people were close and poorer.
>grand
>20
>studying for electric engineer
>get married with grandma
>blond
>blue eyed
>18
>live happy, 7 kids all succesful in thier own way.
>passed through hard times toghether.

>intimidating
>too shy to speak to any girl on my own
>can't handle emotional attachment anymore
>shitty tone of voice
>actual minor aspergers
>anger issues
>have known to have had violent episodes
> i don't want to hurt anyone i love

>>34769226
I-I read it, anon kun...

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My growth was stunted. My body didn't develop the way it was meant to develop because I was malnourished and sedentary during my teenage years. So I look like a taller version of a 12 year old rather than a man. Also, I destroyed my penis trying an enlargement thing.
I'm just waiting for death at this point.

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Nothing could alleviate my loneliness, no matter if there are humans around me or not, I feel alone, the world feels dark; the anxiety never allowed me to talk to girls. Now I just don't care about the Stacys and the other stupid females. I just found peace in my loneliness.

>>34766790
>socially retarded
>borderline
>gender dysphoria
>NEET
>shut in

>no job
>dropped out of college
>23 year old neet
>alcoholic
>dui
>very shy
>lots of debt
>have done nothing productive in months
>addicted to porn
>manlet
>plot twist, i have gf

>>34769310
>he successfully took the black pill
Congrats anon, you did what so many others could not.

>>34769226
>> I don't have much drive after being with a prostitute,sex isn't that special now.
And yet shills still try and say it doesn't matter how many sex partners a woman has had, fucking bullshit.
Roastie defenders btfo by words from the mouth of a roastie.

>>34766790
1.Seeking non liberal women
2.Short stature
3.Average to below average face
4.Socially awkward
5.NEET

>>34767224
I'm in a LDR with an asexual Aussie that likes anime, she's pretty weird but there's many such cases in Australia.

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>>34769403
>asexual
Meme sexual orientation tbqh
> there's many such cases in Australia.
What makes you say that? Do you know enough personally to make that statement? Do you know where I could find one?

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I had one but he's getting bored of me I guess.
I hate watching him lose interest so I break down and get angry or upset at him and it just frustrates him and pushes him further away.
I try to use sex to keep his attention on me but that's not working as well as it did for a bit. And it hurts when he passes out or goes after.
I hate watching it, and I cry every night.
I didn't think he'd get bored of me. It's really hard and I don't know how to fix it.
Its been probably ten years since I've been attached like this and I'm too old to be hurting this way.

>>34767047
don't move to the city it's a meme
keep it up on the weight loss

>>34767171
>find girls who pity you
do you want to become a beta orbiter or cuck? that's how you become one of those two things.

>>34769455
Pretty sure I saw you post recently, I told you that this is your just desserts for choosing Chad.

Looks like it's still the case! Maybe you should've had something other than your vagina to offer him?

Anyhow, enjoy being alpha widowed soon.

I don't know how to meet new people.

>>34767418
we all die alone
>>34767743
>>34767851
That's the thing about people like us (you two sound like you're probably somewhat similar to me in this manner) in that we would be friends on paper but we'd probably get uncomfortable around each other in relatively short order. It's too bad, you sound like really nice loners.

> I'm fat.
> I'm ugly.
> I'm a retard.
> I don't give a shit.

I even wanted to die alone t.b.h.

>>34766790

Can't be bothered chasing women. It's too much effort for an end product that I'm not even sure I want.