Weekly F.A.A. Meeting
Wageslave and NEETS welcome
We don't got any other friends and we're here
We here at Functioning Alcoholics Anonymous do not judge.
What are we drinking/how far down the bottle are you tonight?
As long as you can still say you're not in rehab/a hospital and still living this terrible life we were given, this is for us.
My name is robot and I am a Functioning Alcoholic.
>>34804010
Do you really think that anybody will judge you in 4chan let alone /r9k/
>>34804045
That's why were here brobot, to not be judged
>>34804101
I'm here because I'm an hikikomori and hikkichan is very slow
Rum here finished the bottle FUCK THE NORMIES
I've processed so many pilot licenses that each one feels like torture, but I can't just quit because nobody else will hire me. Who else /works at FAA/ here?
>>34804045
>Do you really think that anybody will judge you in 4chan
How long have you been here, exactly? People will rip you a new asshole for using a different brand of salt
>>34804250
Welcome friend
May I ask if you're a wageslave?
>>34804315
Used to be. Coming into work whiskeybent made the morning routine really easy because my head was so fucking foggy I didn't notice how tired I was or how much I hated checking all my fucking emails god fucking damn it jeff why did you have to send me so many fucking emails for every god damn report you fucking asshole
Now I'm in school again and sip out of a few flasks during the day to make the lecturers voice mute itself in my brain while I play roguelikes in class