>itt: things that make you hmmm
>bet you can figure this one out
>tfw no robot valentine
>>34863380
...and you think YOU'RE having a bad day...
Did you guys get custom made cakes at the age of 21? Because I didn't..
this one has my whole family stumped
>>34863419
>you got it all wrong. This pleases the seal.
>>34863420
That guy's happiness makes me happy.
>>34863380
Those fucking birds are evil, someone post the penguin video
>Why is she nude? What are they discussing?
>>34863425
>>34863393
hhhmmm.....strange indeed......
>this is now a hnng thread
>>34863425
There's a tube there
>>34863420
He looks pretty happy though, I think it would be fun to receive a custom made cake even at my upcoming 27th birthday.
>>34863459
I want splinters in my mouth. Right. Now.
Hmmmmmmmm..... I do declare......
>>34863425
There's a tube there hidden by the water flow.
Sincerely, google
>hmmm/100
>>34863443
this is the only real hmm in the thread.
I'm curious what's the story/sauce of this
>>34863443
maybe some sort of performance art show?
hmmmmm desu lads
>>34863419
>>34863430
It's dead, you retarded mongs.
>advanced hmm
Hint: you don't want the hold one of these bad boys in your hand
>>34863503
Semla pagi?
Hmmmmmmm...
>prehistoric hmm
>>34863568
Pagi? Hmmm...
>>34863565
If I recall correctly, that octopus is extremely poisonous
>>34863539
>mentally ill human being acts like the opposite gender
This is what you're struggling with, you fucking dimwit?
>>34863564
It's called a joke, dumbass. Shit anon. Lighten up.
>>34863565
cant those kill you with the tiniest of bites oh gosh
>>34863600
>thinking this is an insightful post
wow you're a retard. kill yourself.
>hmmm ok. I guess that's something.
>>34863587
Poison means you bite it. Venom means it bites you.
>>34863425
Is that held up by the pressure of the water spraying down?
>hmm.. its okej i don't like water that much anyway
>>34863425
I get that its being kept up by the force of the water propelling it upwards, but where is the water coming from??
>>34863736
>Is that held up by the pressure of the water spraying down?
no
>>34863802
>I get that its being kept up by the force of the water propelling it upwards
How can a person be this clueless?
>>34863565
It's a blue ringed octopus and as others have pointed out they will fuck you up.
>>34863425
Black magic. What else could it be?
>>34863802
>I get that its being kept up by the force of the water propelling it upwards
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34863425
Your family is retarded anon
>>34863425
You can literally see the pole holding it up under the water. . . .
>>34863425
i think theres a pipe going in like there normally would be in your house but they but mirrors on it so you can see it
>>34863807
Not ;ike that, I meant like this
>>34863716
Some weird panties.
>>34863897
what I tried to show in my picture is that it is just a standard pole/tube hidden under the water.
the entire upper part is just a decoration to create the illusion. it serves no function.
>>34863940
Then where does the water come from?
>>34863716
>girl be like "im ready to settle down now"
>>34863966
it flows through the pole/tube.
>>34863977
I meant the water coming from the tap
>nothing but hmmm in sight
>>34864018
whoa......this made me think
>thank you /an/ for making this thread possible
>>34863444
>>34863736
>>34863802
>>34863966
>my_brain_is_a_rectum.jpg
>>34863977
>water flows up
LOL now whos CRAZY
>>34863996
it doesn't come from the tap.
I drew another picture to illustrate how it works.
>>34864018
so very deep
>>34864092
>serves no function
that makes no sense, in engineering you remove unnecessary parts
>thanks michelle!
>>34864134
>what is engineering
>what is art
That's why engineers are paid to create not to think.
>>34864153
its not art, its the parks water source, its a utility
>>34864138
>i deserve better school meals!
>waaaah socialism is bad!
americans in a nut shell
Captcha comics are hmmmm
>>34864170
It is because michelle obama had a whole kids should eat healthy thing
>>34863738
This shit spooks the fuck out of me. Seeing things submerged just below deep water, animal or not, freaks me the fuck out.
>make it tall as hell then blurr it out.
>>34864216
you should see this lake in africa or somewhere thats next to this volcano. the gasses from the volcano persevere the animals dead bodies but the water in the lake is crystal clear so you can see them floating around
>>34864216
Here is the thole thing
>>34864243
are you really this stupid or are you just pretending?
>hmm would this toast taste good?
>>34864299
>hmm that triggered you bad, did it?
>>34864170
Not american here, but I can understand that if schools make participating in the prisson food program FUCKING MANDATORY then you'd at least expect something that doesn't look like it came out of a pigs ass.
Now if it's not mandatory then pack some sandwiches.
>>34864186
Post some then!
>>34864018
Front ones are only partially blind.
>>34864338
I am just asking if you are really to stupid to understand why the dick is blurred.
>>34864475
>let me tell you about the japanese internet culture
>>34863412
>rich
>using pleb apple earbuds
fucking hmmmm indeed
>would you wear this at a family reunion for a free gf?
>>34864527
You completely misunderstand what I was getting at. It isn't censored. It has just been enlarged several times in an image editor.
I guess you really were too stupid to understand.
>>34863425
fucking hillbillies
Hot off the presses
Thiswasnotoriginal
>>34864632
Holy shit! My brain just fucking collapsed trying to coprehend what you just told me. You mean the dick is too large??
>>34864772
you don't increase the number of pixels when you enlarge it, dummy. that is why it gets blurry.
>>34863718
t. France, the only country still shitter shattered about the poison versus venom dichotomy
>>34864823
Actually, increasing the number of pixels is precisely what enlarging it would do.
If I enlarge a 20px * 20px image to 40px * 40px, there are now 1200 new pixels in the image, although the image won't be any more clear.
>>34864864
Okay mr smarty pants it sounds like you do get the point.
>>34864823
I thought hentai sites did it because they didn't want their pictures posted online, for free.
>>34864243
aw jeez
ravioli ravioli this comment is originoli
>>34863565
Australians are fearless
>>34864897
it looks like that is actually the case, which means I was wrong.
>>34864986
>oooh snap! Suck it up!
the robot ruined hmm threads
>>34865047
>have some hmmm to cool the burn
>>34863425
>Inb4 water colored pipe
>>34863412
she's no were near a robot
>>34865109
>>34865047
is this some kind of shock-induced, reclusive behavior or are you too stupid to understand what greentext is meant to convey?
>>34863425
this one is easy
>>34865175
>damn you're a sore looser. Get out.
>>34865234
So it is the former.
Sorry for breaking you, buddy.
>>34865225
no because it's too lopsided, it would topple over
>>34863529
>>34863716
>>34865067
These ones make me feel physically uncomfortable in ways I don't really understand
Found this in /adv/ it can't be real right?
>>34864164
And a utility isn't allowed to look interesting? Do you happen to have autism?
>>34865330
If there's no source you can safely assume it's not
>>34865330
a lot of american women are disgustingly overweight
>>34865408
>do you have autism
>/r9k/
Organ organ collumbine
This is now your valentine. What do?
>>34865553
does it have a vagina?
>>34865330
Adv should be renamed to /reddit/
>>34865553
Why wouldnt they have a wheelchair for her? Walking on hand-feet can't be comfortable
>>34863503
>downings bull
>>34865163
>>34863412
the implication is that taylor swift is depressed because she has no robot valentine
he's more than a match for his friends
>>34863425
I like how no one considers the fact that this image is obviously photoshopped.
>>34865797
Thanks for ruining a hmm thread with your trolling.
>>34864092
Except there is no pole/tube. We would see it.
>>34865761
You'd think he could probably play better with his mouth than the shoulder nub thing
>>34865874
if people are retarded enough to take the bait then it deserves to be ruined
>>34865739
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffhahahahahahaa your fantasies are pathetic, robots
>>34865915
Tap Fountain in Menorca, Spain
It seems as if the tap is magically hanging in the air without any support, however the support is hidden under the stream of water.
Read more at http://homes.nine.com.au/2017/01/24/14/17/most-amazing-water-fountains-in-world#fRID2tzrtsRWsfrt.99
>>34863716
Really what is this? I don't understand.
>>34865920
"Oh, haha that corn dog looks like a cattail, okay."
>notice the green stalk the person is holding
>mfw
>>34865280
You can't be this stupid. You JUST can't.
>>34866985
maybe in a sci fi world with advanced building materials that would work
>>34867289
It would take sci-fi lvl technology to fix whatever is wrong with you.
This thread could continue a bit longer i think. This more of a whaat
>>34867289
Holy shit you're still going!
>>34867373
>recognizes the bait
>responds as if it's not bait anyway
there must be something wrong with you friendo
>>34865434
>discussion ends here
was he serious?
These are objectively the best threads
>>34867433
Shiggylicious
Hmmm.. what do I do now..
Hum hum hum
>>34867727
Press your anus against it.
>>34867908
I once found a dead spider in my underwear. It was squeezed to death by my butt.
>>34867974
Yeah I hear ya. Toilet tarantulas are the worst.
>>34863583
>writing latin in rune like script
>>34866019
Is... Does that surprise you? Was that really some unexpected comic relief for you?
>>34865553
69 people you won't believe exist
>>34863443
Did the woman on the left pee her pants, or am i imagining things
>>34865131
what other color would it be? dumbass
>>34867974
>was squeezed to death by my butt.
>>34863581
evolution must have been drunk on baileys
>>34866411
looks like intestines
somehow this is not original
>>34870219
>drunk on baileys
ZWOOF!
>>34863393
Bad photoshop.
>>34863425
There's a pipe inside of the water stream that sends pressurized water to the top then spouts down.
>>34863443
They're obviously at a strip club.
>>34864730
Overgrown soccer field.
>>34867872
buttholeoftheearth/10
>>34871180
That was your vigin beams striking me like a bolt of lightning.
>>34863996
Your stupidity gave me a hearty kek my friend.
>>34863380
finally this image came in handy
>>34865067
pretty sure this one is just a ukranian social club/ boy scouts kind of thing, not really hmmm
>ms uee
>>34871334
That makes sense. The top part of the image made me almost think like it was young enlisted men in the Russian military or something but the people using the computers at the bottom threw me off. Maybe it is kind of like their counterpart of CAP or ROTC.
>>34871419
This one awakens demons deep inside my soul...
>>34871456
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lTAbL5wfRVIAUYGHHHH SHE TOOK THR CIGARETTES
This scene really makes you hmmmmm...
going hmmm
>>34864284
I didn't fucking NEED this SHIT
DOUBLE NIGGER
Hmmm...... Does it work?
>>34864863
you obviously haven't encountered many zoologists then
Hello there hmmm thread
>>34863897
are you retarded
unsurprisingly not oregano
>>34873613
lol i know right, it's clearly magnets, what was that guy thinking
>>34867379
obviously a fucking model
Bono won GQ Woman of the Year
>>34864039
>geoduck porn isn't a thing yet
I am actually surprised considering the current state of the world.
1/5 original hmm fuck the robot
>>34873933
2/5 original hmm fuck the robot. really makes you think
>>34873951
3/5 activating those almonds
>>34873963
4 hmms out of 5
>>34864986
>an anon actually saved my oc frog
You'll probably never see this but thank you for making my day
>>34873977
It's like poetry. each stanza sort of rhymes with the last one
>>34873998
jesus that was a...thing to be witnessed
>both her eyes are virgins!
i feel like this needs to be a banner
>>34873327
>DOUBLE NIGGER
watch your fucking language
Hmmmmm
ouch
>>34863425
>bad photoshop
>ppl giving honest answered
>>34874273
are you serious? not only is there reference to it on google, there are countless other fountains of the same type around the world
>>34865067
>that kid playing half life
mah nigga
>>34864284
OH MY GOD, THAT FLOCK OF MANTA RAYS GIVES ME CHILLS!
disney channel original movie
fuck you bot
>>34875558
>you have been warned for robot evasion
>>34863738
this spooked me
Do you guys actually go audibly hmmm when you see a hmmm worthy image, I do, it helps me understand and process whats happening in said image
>>34864216
how about this, do you enjoy this photo
>>34876906
Looks like a sunken ship to me
>>34863565
OCTOqt3.14 DESU!
>>34864018
>TheBlindLeadingTheBlind.jpg
>>34863443
Nice bush desu
>>34873913
>35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
get to work anon
>>34863425
>people unironically explaining
>your newfag is showing
>>34863802
Ignore the dicks. The water is spaying out of the bottom. It's a trick bc normally it would come out of the pipe, but in the water is travelling in the opposite direction compared to what you expect.
>>34873998
>her eyeballs were virgins
oh so artful and shit.
this is a real newspaper article
>>34863503
that you are open to incontinence
>>34864986
>>34865047
What the fuck is going on here. The image is censored because that is the law in Japan.
trucker gets a show
I guess this is like chicken soup?
Not really sure what's going on here.
>>34878816
>OPs favourite
Yes, you probably shouldn't shove things in there.
>>34867872
Why does my brain say mountain of corpses when I see the lava formations?
>>34864284
Where is the sneaky sea creature in the one with the surfer?
Fun Trivia: "Alice in Wonderland" was written by a lolicon pedophile.
I remember this thing used to be photoshopped all over the internet.
This one still makes me chuckle. I must be fucked in the head.
>>34863380
>>34863380
I feel like these threads were the best thing /r9k/ had to offer until the robot cracked down and nobody could even hmmm anymore
shit's motherfuckin' bananas
Heh. I guess he's right.
>>34864071
>not
>>34863807
>getting
>>34863940
>the
>>34873613
>joke
>>34865280
>.jpg
Kinda curious as to how this happened? Tsunami, perhaps?
>>34867872
Is this goatse?
>>34863425
your family is full of idiots
Really makes a man go hmmmmmm
It's getting awfully 2008 /b/ in here
>>34863738
wastheat steve eirwin
>>34879388
nothing wrong with reminiscing.
>>34864284
that one on the right looks awfully familiar
>>34865575
>>34865639
That's a man
http://efukt.com/21931_Gender_Bending_Torso_Attempts_Coitus.html
>>34879184
>>34867872
>>34878884
"West-Kamokuna-Skylight"
Photographed by Laszlo Kestay in Kamokuna, Hawaii on April 1st,1996.
>>34879744
I was going to reply with a hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... hmmmmmmmmmmmm............... before I even saw the name of the thread
>>34879156
Holy shit this takes me back but sadly memes age like meat.
>>34864591
yeah under a hoodie, gotta be more specific m8
>>34878927
>really original citation needed
>>34880326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Carroll#Controversies_and_mysteries
>>34880423
Oh shit!
I thought he was just a crazy mathmetition who often enjoyed smoking opium
>>34863425
magnets most likely
>>34863443
I'm pretty sure that's amateur night at a strip club/bar. One of my old gf work at one and the would stay naked after their performance in hopes it would get them a better chance to be sign on for a bigger gig. From what I witnessed it just got them approach more from would be porn makers then landing gigs there. Boss there felt she needed girls with some shame to them to get a good performance on the stage.
>>34865491
>someone took that photo
likely his gf
>>34879200
looks like a shitty digimon
>>34878437
why hasn't anyone commented on this
>>34881459
sorry were you wanting a (You)?
>>34873708
>obivously a fake model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUzlGZxMA-0
>>34863425
It's a pole with a fountain obscuring it
>>34881591
Yeah what the other anons said
>>34864560
>he still believes public celebrity appearances aren't planned and/or choreographed
they literally tell the paparazzi where they're going so they can show off whatever fashion they're being paid to wear
i know who is oppressing western society, but who is advancing it?