>tfw you will never be Japanese

stop watching anime

OREGANO HHHH

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take your own life for being a weeb

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>tfw you will never be elf or doll
>tfw you will never be another bodiless form of life
Fuck, I hate being human.

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>tfw you will never die originally

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>>34870274
>you will never live in one of the worst 1st world countries for art and music
>you will never suffer working regular 50-hour workweeks for insanely high prices for a shitty lifestyle
>you will never live among casual date-rapers, rampant alcoholics and gamblers in a society that is too weak to even pretend it's an issue
>you will never speak in a language completely deformed into a low-information, 90% loanword slur in which even highly-educated adults sound like fucking children.
>you will never delude yourself into believing Japan is literally anime, when in reality it's a fucking meme country
feels fucking great

>>34870302
>le funny epic gay bbc dick sucker xd.jpg

>>34870302
You should suck a massive cock for saving this picture, faggot

>>34870575
>>34870592
I thought /r9k/ loved him.

>>34870274
>ywn live in your favorite anime/manga universe and have your waifu fall in love with you

>>34871208
Nobody likes a gay twink who spouts right wing politics for attention.

>>34870528
I'm already an alcoholic desu

>>34871232
>nobody

speak for yourself filth

Milo is god

>>34870274
>he wants to be a part of an ethnicity that is renowned for its sky-high suicide rate, stifling collectivist shame culture that drives that suicide rate, and incredible sexual perversion
>thinks japan is rosy animuland desu desu desu and not a concrete hellhole that will drive into jumping in front of a maglev train before your 30
dumb weebposter

>>34870410
You can still die in an interesting way if you make it to space.

>>34871252
Sorry, people don't like him. It's not his persona, it's the whole him kind of scamming people in the past. He's no one I would want my children to look up to.

>>34871340
What's the best country to live in then?

>>34871457
Norway, as far from the Swedish border you can get

>>34871232
>for attention
He's not really right-wing but only fakes it?

>>34871457
Lived in Vietnam for a long time anon, it was fucking great.

>Can live on 2$ a day
>Women pursue you.
>Can do whatever you want

It really is the ultimate in liberty despite being a supposed communist country lmao

>>34871776
Is it legitimately that cheap? Like, could I buy a house with half decent internet and just browse 4chan all day? Holy fuck, how much do you think I'd need to save up to do that for the rest of my life?

weaboob

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>>34870528
>>you will never live in one of the worst 1st world countries for art and music

You mean America?

>>you will never suffer working regular 50-hour workweeks for insanely high prices for a shitty lifestyle

You mean America?

>>you will never live among casual date-rapers, rampant alcoholics and gamblers in a society that is too weak to even pretend it's an issue

You mean America?

>you will never speak in a language completely deformed into a low-information, 90% loanword slur in which even highly-educated adults sound like fucking children.

You mean America?

To be fair, the biggest downside is how no one in Japan wants to have sex or even be in relationship - but that would be even less of an issue if not a silver lining for robots.

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>>34871776
>$5 for sucki sucki
>pursue

>>34871811
Yes anon, it really is. There's little point buying property because you can rent a 4 bedroom house for 250$ a month and sublet it to pay for your share. If you have a degree and TEFL certificate, you can go over there now and earn 2000$-3000$ per month with accommodation included. Its a great life.

>>34871500
>10 months a year of nothing but snow and darkness

>>34871776
>shitting in a hole in the jungle

>>34871852
Vietnamese men treat women like shit, that is a huge part of the attraction.

>>34871884
>shitting in a hole in the jungle

Confirmed for never visiting the country. Don't shitpost on someone whose lived there for 5 years. Its a great life for a Westerner.

>>34871910
enjoy your aids mosquitoes and diarrhea water while the rest of us live in a first world country.

>>34871873
Is it like Japan where literally any bachelor's will suffice?

>>34871939
Is this the best you can do?

>>34871964
Oh, also, if it's so great, why'd you leave? You've legitimately got me quite interested in doing this, now.

>>34871964
Yes however you are paid significantly more than Japan, especially when factoring in living costs. The going rate per hour of English teaching is 25$, you can even exceed that depending on how good you are. I worked 8 hours, 5 days a week and spent 2$ a day. The company paid for my tax and accommodation.

>>34871985
I'm a travel fag at heart, if I didn't force myself to leave Vietnam I never would have. I've got a lot more countries I want to go to. The food is also seriously fucking good there.

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>>34870274

>you will never be 5 foot 5, have shit-tier facial hair, bad skin, and worship the ground whites walk on

why is life so painful, bros?

eh, it's not so bad, I like not being a manlet with a small penis, I wish I was me but born there ~10 years earlier and able to speak the language, seems maximum comfy.