can someone please be my girlfriend? i will pay you just

ok, go ahead

>>34869359
a-are you a qt girl?

Is there a requirement for being your gf?

how much we talking?
seriously, rates for chatting/lewds/whatever

how much money are we talking here because i'm a poor liberal arts student with no morals kek

>>34869397
fuck off i got to him first

or he could have a harem i guess, whatever

>>34869375
no, i'm just a sad and lonely guy from somewhere in the desert in Mexico

>>34869337
Sure! I'll be your gf for $400/mo, plus shelter and a minimum of two dinner dates per week.

Of course prerequisites include must be white, must be 6'2"+, must be AT LEAST 6.5"x5.5", must have a college degree, must have a six figure job, must have a non-domestic 2010 or younger model car, and obviously must at least have a 1 BR/1 BA NO ROOMMATES.

Other than that, I'd be glad to be your gf :* ~~~~~~

all righty but im more the traditional route so no premarital nooky. Also plz shower and groom urself

>>34869378
be a girl
that's literally it

>>34869384
>>34869397
i dunno you can name whatever you think is fair and i will save up until i can afford it

>>34869437
> must be white
fuck do spics count?

>>34869443
well what are you thinking? weekly pay or what? you can stop paying me if i really like you

id take $20/week

>>34869551
no offense, but i don't want to talk someone who values themselves so lowly

you'd just depress me even more.

>>34869646
alright bitch $100/week

>>34869530
>hispanic

Learn to read Guillermo I said whites ONLY

i will pay a fembot to be mean to me
only requirements are that you must be a real girl and nerdy

>>34869698
What does nerdy meant to you? I'll take out all my repressed anger on you

>>34869679
now you're just trying to jew me

>>34869681
what if i bleach my skin like Michael Jackson?

>>34869698
I play overwatch does that count?

>>34869719
>I'll take out all my repressed anger on you
that sounds nice

>>34869829
>I play overwatch does that count?
no

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Post more upset cats.

>>34869698
I watch anime and capeshit, does that count?

>>34869834
What about Mass Effect? Sims? Assassin's Creed?

I like animu stuff as well. Into comics, but I like to create my own.

I don't know, you're making it hard for me to like you. Lower your standards.

>>34869893
GTFO with that normie bullshit

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>>34869845
REEEEEEEEE
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A GF

>>34869923
Then fuck off, you're going to be fucking paid to it

>>34869930
I like Touhou and Mortal Kombat.

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>>34869935

Keep 'em coming, buddy.

You know what, go chop off your testicles. You're literally a pretentious loser.

She is so fake, you know? She doesn't deserve to be my friend. I'm tired of her shit and I have been tired of some time now. She was alway so negative, always so fucking egoistic, always so fucking jealous, always close-minded, always cared about popularity, always talked shit about everyone, always so fucking immature and pathetic. Recently she became a fucking paradise hotel slut too. I actually don't know why I was friends with her for so long. When I got depressed she completely ignored me and that was the final straw. FUCK HER. Now I'm so fucking lonely. I'm going to get some new friends. I'm full of life and actually a caring person. I don't need her and I don't want her in my life. FUCK HER.

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>>34869845
Here's the very upset version of this cat

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>>34870040

Thank you for your contribution, friendo.

I just would settle for a girl friend. or a friend... loneliness is lonely.
autistmo

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>>34870024
This is a cat thread now

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>>34870071

You bet your sweet ass it is, pal.

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>>34870071
might as well be since all women are upity whores who don't want my money

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>>34870128
OP did you ever think good and nice women would feel bad taking your money?

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>>34870115
Sailor cat is a good one, I use him a lot

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>>34870148
to be perfectly honest i didn't this through very much

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>>34870208

Another fantastic contribution.

>>34869437
Women always take but never give.
I've seen this everywhere I went, in evrry girl I've met.

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>>34870296
>being baited this hard
haha

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>>34870226
>>34870241
Try and make some robot friends first op, you'll eventually encounter a female who might not be insufferable.
Also this is the last angered cat I have

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>>34870326

The cats do not have to be angry.

>>34869337
god this reaction is fucking hilarious i saved it thank you you made me laugh

>>34870323
I know the post was ironic, I was just adding a realistic opinion.

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>>34870339
I see, I have some more then. Now I just need some original things to say

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>>34870323
That's bait?
Seemed pretty reasonable to be actually.

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>>34870374

Man, I fucking love cats.

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>>34870374
tell us a little bit about yourself anon

This thread really makes me want to get a cat

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>>34870407
I'm a lonely loser, but I have a nice cat of my own so that's good I think.

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>>34870416

Do it faggot. They pretty much take care of themselves, just remember to feed them and clean their shitter box.

Spend all day petting them.

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>>34870454
If you get an asshole cat it's no good though, like the ones who don't like being petted and held

>>34869646
>>34869815
>>34869955
I mean it's pretty clear why you need to pay to get anyone.

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>>34870446
what's your cat's very original name?

>>34870549
Where do you think you are, moron?

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The angriest, reminds me of an ex.

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>>34870549
well can you explain?
i seriously don't get what you're trying to say.

>>34869397
>liberal arts
The memes are true.
>>34869422
>roasties fighting for money
Can't make this shit up, fucking succubus.

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>>34870564
Bill
I used to be really into lotr, so it's really Bilbo. This is one of his best photos.

>>34869337
I'll be your girlfriend anon if you're serious.

>>34870747
I am serious, please post skype.

>>34869337
>i will pay you just to talk with me.
I will pay more than this loser could afford

choose me femanons

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>>34870747
I am very serious.
pls message me
[email protected]

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>>34870767
I doubt it.
I may be an autistic kissless virgin loser who lives with his mummy, but if there's one thing I am NOT, it's poor.

I don't mind talking so long as we have some similar interests so the conversation can actually keep going.

What are your interests/hobbies, OP?

>>34870932
being a beta fag who pays for company, of course

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>>34870932
Mostly I enjoy posting cuck porn on /tv/ and birdwatching

>>34871052
>Mostly I enjoy posting cuck porn
Good taste. What a very good boy.
tfw no robot bf to cuck

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>>34871114
I do it ironically though, please don't actually cuck me. I would be devastated

>>34871184
I would never cuck you baby.

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>>34871231
wait a second, are your an actual real girl talking to me?