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>get up the courage and ask a girl on a date
>she said yes
>I suggest pizza hut
>she likes the idea because its nostalgic and sounds quirky
>never been on a date before
>try acting mature even though I am 25
>she starts getting uncomfortable
>some how manage to salvage it
>we order
>pizza comes
>I am still trying to impress her
>I ask the waitress If I can pay complements to the chef
>I thought the chef comes out, but you you have to go into to the kitchen
>date doesn't come with me
>start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done
>get back to the table and she gone
>wait for a while
>ask for takeout
>waitress is laughing
>sat for 5min holding back the tears
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>>34876891
lel good one, anon
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>>34876891
>>I ask the waitress If I can pay complements to the chef
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>>34876891
no fucking way
alright well
ok
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>>34876891
>Taking a girl to Pizza Hut for a date
>Trying to impress her by "paying compliments to the chef" something that absolutely nobody does in the 21st Century, or ever
>At fucking Pizza Hut
What the fuck. This is some 'tism if I've ever seen it. Did you rent a fucking Tux too?
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>>34876891
> a beautiful pizza well done
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>I ask the waitress If I can pay complements to the chef
Top fucking kek
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poor anon try another time. i got cockblocked to a girl i liked since 2013. i was at a hospital, rehab place recovering from a car accident. the girll's mom also worked there, for some reason her mom told me to stay away from her. she told me like go to the bar with my friends to pick up girls. my friends moved on.
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>>34876891
I love these threads
Made me smile, thx anon
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>>34876891
no one does this, this is beyond beta
you're obviouslyb lieing but 7/10 got a chuckle out of me
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this thread made me cry laughing, thank you op
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Who wants to be in the screen cap?
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pay compliments for making a fucking pizza? do you know how easy it is to make pizza from scratch? jesus christ, i hope you're trolling.
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Anon, this didn't happen right?
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>>34876891
You guys need to get a backbone. This pisses me off. It's ok if you're crying, but make sure to text her back. She probably block you, so make sure the text is short and mean.
Also, you should've told the waitress to shut her wagie mouth.
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>>34876891
Reading this made me experience physical pain.
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>>34876891
This reminds me of a time I was in highschool
>Walking around with my friend in PLC (Basically recess/studyhall)
>We find some other friends outside one of the restrooms against the wall
>"Dude this guy went in there and has stayed in there for like 9 minutes, we're waiting for him, y'all should wait with us"
>Think it's kinda weird that they timed this guy's restroom time
>4 more minutes go by
>Blow dryer turns on
>It's almost time
>He rounds the corner
>To his horror sees all 4 of us lined up on the wall
>One of my friends starts clapping
>We all start clapping
>exclamations of "Beautiful", and "Expertly done", along with multiple cheers
>Guy looks confused and embarrassed
>Won't look into our eyes
>Stare at him as he walks off in embarrassment and confusion
>We begin to stop clapping
>Realize that all the kids downstairs in the main hallway have started cheering and clapping because they heard us cheering and clapping
>The whole fucking school is cheering and clapping because this one guy took a really long shit
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I'm just confused, how would paying compliments to the chef impress the girl?
Also, when you said that you "managed to salvage" it, she was almost certainly thinking of an exit strategy, you gave her an open door and she took it. I'm sorry that happened though, better luck next time.
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>>34876891
Hey at least that guy who made the pizza was happy somebody recognized his work
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>>34877255
Probably just really confused.
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>>34876891
I fucking hope that's not true anon holy shit
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>>34876891
>I ask the waitress If I can pay complements to the chef
at pizza hut
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>on a double date a few years ago with a girl, my friend, and his gf
>drinks come in
>take covering off of straw and scrunch it up
>drop water on it so it expands,gif related
>My date gives me a concerned look and laughs
>think that I'm some sort of comedic genius
>have mashed up beans on my plate
>in my infinite wisdom,I decide to drink the beans through my straw
>they're too thick and they get stuck
>have to ask waitress for another straw
>my friend is dying laughing
>my date laughs nervously
>whenever the date is over, I don't walk her to her car and I forget to give her a hug
>she never talked to me again after that
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>>34876891
you are meant to wait until after you finished eating
no when it arrives
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>>34876891
>have never had a date in my life
h-haha, j-j-joke's on you, I've never done any of that cringy shit
how does it feel to be a beta faggot, loser
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>>34877438
>take covering off of straw and scrunch it up
>drop water on it so it expands,gif related
I didnt know they could do that. Usually i tear off one end then blow air into the straw so the wrapper shoots off into the distance. Neat. Gonna try it when I'm at subway next.
Also that girl sounds like a cunt.
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When OP left the kitchen the chef climbed out the window in case he came back
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>>34876891
>but you you have
What did OP mean by this?
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>>34877251
>The whole fucking school is cheering and clapping because this one guy took a really long shit
He was jerking off you autistic fuck
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>>34877983
>14 minutes to jack off
>Jacking off in school
Yeah I'm gonna press X to doubt.
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>on date with girl
>explain how the globalists and the jews are using cultural marxism to destroy western society and turn women into whores
>she doesn't talk to me again
What did I do wrong anons?
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>>34878040
>Jacking off in school
>Yeah I'm gonna press X to doubt.
Want to know how I know your a normalfag?
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>>34876891
Senpai, you don't fucking do that at a pizza hutt, holy shit. The people working there are 16 year olds, the stoners from your high school, and the guys who live with their parents but got a job just to have something to do and pay for their drinking habits.
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>>34878061
Not him but I never did that because I was waaaaay too anxious someone would notice
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>>34878044
>on date
Right here.
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>>34876891
Compliments to the chef is just a saying. You don't actually do that autistic thing you did. They all probably think you have the 'tism now.
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>>34878044
Frogtwitter has no place on r9k. Just because you pretend to be a robot does not make you one
Get out
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>>34877784
But subway has the plastic wrappers for the straws. It wouldn't work.
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>>34878105
In australia they have paper
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>>34878099
>not understanding that cultural marxism and the decay of western society is why none of us can get a gf
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>>34877255
He probably couldn't even speak English.
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>>34876891
good threads get archived and this fucking normie bait gets millions of replies fuck this place fuck you normies not even on valentines day
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>>34878061
>>34878077
People did do that at my school though. I remember.
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>>34876891
>I ask the waitress If I can pay complements to the chef
>start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done
If this isn't a shit post.. with all honesty, you deserved this one you sperglord.
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>>34876891
Jesus fucking Christ I hope this is a joke for your sake
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>>34876891
i'm sorry anon but i'm laughing too
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>>34876891
>paying compliments to the chef
>for a pizza, no less...
no.... NO!
A-are you one of those people who upload videos on YT reviewing Mountain Dew? This is why people of coming centuries will make fun of us.
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>>34876891
>Paying compliments to the chef at a fucking pizza hut
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>>34876891
Should've just gone on a date with the chef after
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>>34876891
dude that is fucked up, that's the sort of shit that you only imagine happening in movies
she's obviously human garbage, move on
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>>34876891
OH MY FUCKING SIDES originaloid
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>>34876891
This isn't real. If it is, you were doing a bit, right?
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