Why doesn't anyone ever mention a hand grenade as an effective

>>34876413
Because it isn't, and they're not easy to get a hold of.

>>34876432
>blows your brains up
>not effective

Cause where the fuck would you get one.

>>34876413
Because a shotgun is more effective, and easier to obtain

>>34876413
it's a bit rude to eat grenade and leave a huge mess and possibly property damage for the rest of society to deal with, no?

They're very hard to get ahold of. You could probably make a makeshift one or something, but I won't say how, because I don't know, and I think it's illegal (or at least questionable) to tell or encourage others how to make them.

>>34876466
>>34876495
>>34876685
>>34876432

>go into grandpas old WWll memorabilia stash
>find his suvenir potato masher
>???????????
>profit

Maybe OP is originally from a shithole country where grenades are given out by the local militia. You guys sure are a bunch of judgemental bastards.

>>34876413
It is an effective method, otherwise it wouldnt be a weapon. Just do it in the wilderness/away from people, things and animals

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>tfw always imagine suicide by laying the back of my head down on a grenade like it's a pillow

>>34876413
Because I live with my family and don't feel like killing them too.

>>34876728
Most anons here are too young to have had grandparents that fought in WWII. Way to date yourself.

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>>34877226
2comfy4me

I wonder if you could hear the chemical fuse doing its thing

>>34876413
just buy a shitload of fire crackers...

>>34877226
pepe a cute

>>34876455
modern medicine can stitch it back together

enjoy your lifetime of hospital debt

>>34877258
>you are now aware that a good portion of /r9k/ have grandfathers that fought in Korea/Vietnam

That just hit me hard desu.

>>34876413
where the fuck are you going to find a grenade? you think they just sell these things in shops?

>>34877258
>Way to date yourself.

Why would it matter? Are you a faggot or something?

>>34877409
t. eurocuck

>>34877401
Fuck.

dgdfdfdfgd

>>34876538
>muh society
fuck off normalfag

>>34877487
>not being an asshole is being a normalfag

this place gets worse by the day

>>34877409
Isn't a grenade literally just a bunch of black powder in a case with a fuse sticking out?

Then again there's probably way more to it than that and I'm just being retarded.

>>34877519
Essentially, yes. It's like a really big M80 firework.

>>34877519
the grenade is build from a chain of metal plates connected with a thin layer.
when it blows the plates come loose and shoot in all directions.
the explosion alone won't kill you unless the grenade is touching your torso or head or if you're underwater, the metal plates flying through your body is what kills.

>>34876538
Your dead. There is no caring about the world because you no longer have ability to care or feel anything at all.

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>>34876413
Here's a demonstration for you, bud

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>>34877409
Here in America I've seen grenades for sale for like 5 bucks each army surplus stores. Of course there's a hole in the bottom where they removed the gun powder and I assume fuse mechanism. You could probably just get some blackpowder and fuse from a gun store and you're set

>>34877761
Wouldn't it be better to stick it inside your mouth more?

>>34878013
The pins don't come out that easily either - he'd be more likely to break his teeth then actually remove it. But it's the telly, so of course it's bollocks.

>>34877956
Alternatively you could shoot a flair gun into your mouth. Would look pretty badass.

>>34876538

If I had a grenade I'd have the decency to go out to the middle of some industrial lot or open field or some shit. That way birds can eat my remains, Tibetan sky burial style.

>>34877249
Op said grenade, not c4

>>34877258
I'm 21 and my maternal grandfather fought in WWII while my paternal grandfather fought in Korea and Vietnam. Checkmate.

>>34877258

My grandpa fought in WWII - he was in the navy. But he's dead (I never knew him) and my grandma is in her 90's.

I had other relatives in the same generation fight actual Nazis though. We even have an iron cross in our home and dirt from France. It's pretty fucking metal.

>>34876728
all my grandpa brought back was a shitty gook rifle when he coulda got a machinegun