INTPs will never succeed edition >Fucked up Fe that makes

tfw intp-a
at least im not intp-t

>>34832143
INTP here. Be an artist. Life is good.

>>34832143
ISTP here. does anyone know what that says about me?

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>>34832237
infp here, am shitty writer, life is bad

>>34832338
Odds are you're unhappy and can't relate to anyone.

>>34832338
its says here ur a fag

>>34832376
Congrats mentally speaking you're basically a girl.

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>>34832409
i know, it's fucking terrible

in the past, society culled people like me

>>34832452
So what's it like being an INFP? as an ESTJ who could never really form any emotional attachments I am fascinated by your kin.

which personality is the chad personality
how do chads think
how can i think more like a chad

>>34832552
ExTxs are Chads

>>34832552
ESTP for sure is the chad personality. Just stop giving a shit about everything. Stop caring what others think. Stop caring whether something is dangerous or not. If you want something just go for it and don't hesitate to think about it thinking is for nerds. Alphas don't think they act.

>>34832552
ESTP are usually pretty chad, but basically all ExTx can be one.

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I got INFJ.
How shit is this type?

ISTJ reporting in, how does my future look?

>>34832143
ISFJ. interesting its rare that i'm that happy.

>>34832143
i got the one where you are the commander of something like that
a natural born leader
i think i need some apocalitpyc event to trigger my powers

>>34832615
ENTP is barely a step up from INTP while ENTJs can be way above Chad. ESTP is THE Chad type.

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>ENTP on Briggs Meyers jungian
>SCUEI on Big 5

Feels carefree man.

>>34832143
This is too close to home, anon.It's probably a combination of my OCD, but I haven't been able to do anything. People are asking me to get Discord, I say I will do it later, because I can't do it until I can think of a good username, and I can't think of one. It's hard to explain.

INFP-T

What does that say about me?

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>>34832540
you're dragged along life on a leash that is your emotions, you're overly sensitive anything even when you don't want to, nobody ever wants to connect with you even though that's all you want out of life, and you need to be rescued. and if you're male, then no one is coming for you.

>>34832686
If you're a girl/gay you are extremely lucky, most guys ik fucking love INFJs

INFJs are the rarest type and actually pretty well liked by everyone in my experience. You got off good.

>>34832739
the literal definition of an emotionally unstable beta cuck. Sorry dude.

>>34832694
Financially you'll probably do alright do to your work ethic and that you are probably grounded in reality when it comes to career paths. But be warned most people see ISTJs as heartless drones devoid of passion or any semblance of personality. Because of how everyone looks down on them as emotionless robotic subhumans they are the truest of robots in my book.

Can people switch aspects of their personality?
I first scored as INTJ, but that was because I lived with a bunch of J's, I actually scored J just 1% over P.
Later when I broke bonds with those people, the more appropriate INTP result came in.
But now I got an INFP, and... it kind of fits.
And I know it's a horoscope where something will always "match" but, there are some things about myself that have changed, and I now relate more to the idea of INFP than INTP. Especially with some of the stuff I've been going through these past few months.

Anyway... INFP-T here I guess

I got ENTJ, am I fucked? Or is it good

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>>34832409
>tfw INFP

B-but I'm a masculine dude.

>>34832176
Oh neat. Same here. It's not often I see other INTP-As, most are Ts.

>>34832143

I seriously feel like the INTP brain is the autistic brain. We are missing some emotional facilities.

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>>34832376
dude
you got a good taste for pepe
I sincerely hope your life works out someday

>>34832849
You could be just be an INTP going through real bad times, it can cause Fe to take over turning you into an emotional wreck. But it's not uncommon to test wrong the first few times.

>>34832804
Whelp.

Just fucking kill me then.

>>34832730
Here, how am I?

Original

>>34832739
You feel strongly about things concerning your own personal values and emotions, prone to escapism, creative, good listener, wants intimacy but often too introverted to obtain it, kind hearted to a fault, impressionable and emotional - things get to you, eager to spring off new ideas based on a single concept, sensitive poet type in a world of cutthroats, barbarians and sociopaths, you find it hard to feel like you belong.

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ENTP-A brehs...

>>34832892
Maybe some of that is right... I wouldn't say I'm going through bad times but it's as if my Thinking part is receeding in favour of a more Idealistic perception of myself and things. Maybe I AM changing.
There's stuff I'm reading about right now that I don't relate to at all. Whatever, I know this is not really a strict bound on one's personality

>>34832863
What's the difference between INTP-As and INTP-Ts?

>>34832778
Have you developed a victim complex? I hear that's common for your type. Are you at least trying to put up a fight and take actions to better yourself? You know so that you can make yourself someone somebody wants to be with? You should at least try to chase what's important to you if only half heartedly.

You guys know that this personality test is complete bs right? A quick Google search will tell you all you need to know.

Stop trying to pigeon hole yourself or attain snowflake status.

>>34832942
It's a bit more complex than this but basically:
A=Alpha
T=Beta

>>34832953
bc it's fun desu

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>>34832143
>tfw dumb as fuck INTP

>>34832855
Then you must be very good at hiding your emotions. Because god knows you have a surplus.

>>34832926
Hammer

Meet

My dick.


That's actually like spot-on.

>>34832953
16 possible personality types
Close to 7.5 billion people living on earth

>Stop trying to pigeon hole yourself or attain snowflake status.

INTP-T here, essentially being aspergers is nice.

>>34832953
but isn't pidgeonholing the exact opposite of snowflake?
>I catalog as ABCD I'm so unique!
that's a contradiction

>>34832143
>do quiz
>get Bernie supporter social justice warrior type (INFJ)
>jfmsu

>INFP
>Somehow still able to get girlfriends
>They never stick around because I'm aggressively open with my emotions and get really frustrated with people who are unwilling or unable to access theirs

There are worse things to be, I suppose.

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>>34832885
thanks famalam, i hope you're right

>>34832944
i am following the self-improvement meme, yes. sometimes i think that i am already someone that somebody wants to be with, but given the lack of external evidence (>tfw no gf) it's obviously hard to believe.

>>34832540
I'm >>34832926 and my post may be a good answer to yours.

>>34832926
it's crazy how your entire existence can be condensed into a single paragraph

>>34832963
Can you elaborate a bit more?

>>34832963
Really? I'm an INTP-A and believe me when I say that I am not a fucking Alpha.

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>TiSi loop will make you doubt yourself until you implode on yourself, creating a black hole of stress
i hate this so much and it's the reason this is the worst type
>have not have a solid opinion or decision in my life
>every move is 1 step forward and two steps back
>make a good decision and spend all my time deconstructing it until i'm completely discouraged
>i believe everything and nothing at the same time
>the only time i have consistent opinions is to not rock the boat and seem like i'm lying
>love writing but can't hold a narrative for longer than a session if that
>mind if constantly running at 100mph in every direction
>sabotage everything in my life with indecision and impulse
>have never had any sort of routine
>crave structure but constantly reject it
it's like being Schrodinger's autist

>>34833014
>>34833002

Not here to argue, just want everyone in these threads to know this is a test that was disproved before most of you were even born. It's just gained popularity with internet buzz feed quizzes and professors that want students to feel special.

It is an inacurate farcical test.

>>34833080
>>34833068
Well it's not that cut and dry, A's are usually alpha and T's are usually beta, but it can also mean how comfortable you are being the center of attention/how good you are in social situations.

Just got INTJ-A.
How fucked am I? Is it a good type?

>>34833112
Name one debunking that even scratched the cognitive functions.

>>34833112
>disproven
we do this for fun at least I do

>>34833080
Maybe not yet, but trust me, it means the potential for such a mindset and state-of-being to manifest is there, given you provide it enough conscious attention and time

>>34833109
OP here. I should have used this, I've never related to a series of greentext more in my life.

Is this that fake test that lets people blame their flaws on made personality types? Just what you guys need, another scapegoat.

>>34833125
>A

I think youre alright. If youve got the balls to at least be a little assertive then there is nothing wrong with being more introverted than extroverted. Assertiveness is an inherently masculine trait and therefore a stacy magnet

>>34832942
>>34832963
>>34832963
>>34833080
The whole A/T thing is to make it more comparable to the big 5 classification.
Basically
INTP-A = RCUEI
INTP-T = RLUEI

From what I can gather is that INTP-T are just more mentally unstable then INTP-A.

>>34833045
Not trying to spout memes here but It's important to improve yourself by pursuing things you are genuinely passionate about. The end goal is to make yourself happy by challenging yourself and pushing yourself to your limit until your the best you you can be. It doesn't even have to be something anyone else cares about so long as it makes you happy and you challenge yourself. Stagnation is the greatest threat to your happiness remember that.

>>34833112
>It is an inacurate farcical test.
No, it isn't. People are just dishonest. Literally the only factor that "debunks" the test is the 1st person element. If you actually read the "debunking" articles this is the basis for every one of them. The only actual contention is that people can't view themselves honestly enough to give accurate information. That is literally the only problem with trying to categorize personality traits, and yet the Myers Briggs does a pretty good job of it despite all that.

>>34833186
>INTP-T are just more mentally unstable then INTP-A
INTP-T with G.A.D. here, can confirm.

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The new test of r9k is the big 5, its the most accepted one today and Mbti got taken over by turbo normies.

http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html

Here's mine off the big 5

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>>34833214
>>34833186
At least you're not INFP-T/RLUAI

>>34833173
Jesus if only that were true

>>34833208
Personalities change as people grow and learn to navigate the world. I guarantee that if you take this test a few years from now it would give you very different results.

I suppose it could be good for people trying to understand their flaws and weaknesses so they can work to improve them.

>>34833193
honestly anon, i appreciate it but you sound preachy as fuck. i've seen the advice you're giving before. thanks for your concern

>>34833267
Whats wrong about it? Unless youre under a 5 then assertiveness and ambition give you like 3 points of wiggle room

>>34833268
Not an argument. Again, you're describing the human element, not the test. There is literally nothing wrong with categorizing personality traits. Stop trying to seem intelligent with your autistic contrarianism

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>>34832694
I/ESTJ
You'll be well to do. Keep working hard. You will be a true robot but if you are diligent you'll be able to do whatever whenever. Maybe you'll find a girl to complete you, theirs hope for our types because of our work ethic, the girls that date guys like us are just as career minded as us, they don't date early and often forebode child bearing till much later because of the hamper it puts on their careers.
In time everything works itself out.

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>>34833223
Also INTP

nt

>>34832778
i'll rescue you, senpai

>>34833223
Well why the fuck not

Extroversion || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||| 48%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 54%
Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||| 56%

> Stop trying to seem intelligent with your autistic contrarianism

You're projecting now. Is this part of your personality type?

>>34833307
Not sure what you mean by under a 5 m8

>>34833223
I got RLUEI but I feel that I relate with RCUEI, how fucked am I?

I'm also INTP

>>34833346
Like a 1-10 scale of attractiveness, champ

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>>34833342
>have no argument
>forgot to reply properly
>i know you are but what am i

>>34833346
ah, thought you meant height. I'd give myself 6-7.5, mainly just because I'm 6 feet. maybe I should leave this godawful site and start bagging some hoes

kek

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>>34833338
if only you got quints, then i'd believe you.

jk, please rescue me

>>34833368
fuck I quoted the wrong post

ISTP here, say something nice about me

>>34833437
You are an autist who relates to normies.

>>34833421
>leave this site

Yes absolutely do that, if you can. But dont forget...
>Youre here forever

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Oh, shut up. Being too autistic to understand normies ultimately gives you a better chance with them.

The worst of all is when you understand them on a cosmic level, but you just don't like them.

>>34833364
You are pretty fucked m8 desu famalamdingdong

>>34832143
You forgot that INTP's are ranked numero uno for drug abuse anon.

>>34833475
INTJ just means you are one of those born in le wrong generation type autists.

>>34833461
you are right, it is pretty hard to leave the only place where you relate to most people

>>34833509
What's you point, fuckwit?

>>34833501
That'd be ISFPs or ENFPs.

>>34833223
INTP/INTJ and RCUEI.

I'm fucked senpai

>>34833501
I would probably do drugs if i knew where to get them and was motivated to leave the house. I mean, I know where Whataburger is but rarely get tendies

>>34833364
>I got RLUEI but I feel that I relate with RCUEI
RCUEI is basically a more logically stable type than what you have. Since you are still an INTP you obviously find that type more valuable than a less stable one.

>how fucked am I?
Stay off the drugs. I mean it.

>>34833545
It means you are an insufferable sperg and you don't like people because they never liked you.

You probably have an anime profile pic on most of your accounts.

>25 years old khv intp
>assertive
> every week a girl shows interest in me bc I'm confident yet I never bother to get to know them bc hey are mostly isfj/isfp
>don't care lol

it's nice to be assertive and not giving a fuck what other people think. pursue your dreams guys, that's all that matters

>>34833569
There is absolutely nothing wrong with anime profile pics.

>>34833594

My point exactly, INTJ.

>>34833569
>you don't like people because they never liked you
Right, but how is this in any way illogical or unsurprising?

>most of your accounts
>accounts
heh, good one

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>>34833223
ISTP with this.
makes me seem really fucking edgy and contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian.

>>34833186
>RCUEI
Well shit, I just looked that up and it's almost spot on, with a few very minor things I (sort of) disagreed with.

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>>34833223
RLUAI...
Is there any hope for me lads?

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My results show im INTJ.
what does it says about me robots?
What does it mean?

>>34833690
You're an obnoxious sperg with a superiority complex.

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My MBTI is INTJ-A, with each of them being at at least 70%

Big five results are attatched.

RoBROs, how fucked am I?

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>>34833735
God fucking damn, thats is fucking horrible

INTJ-A , what does op pic say about me? what can you guys tell me about my score?

>>34833680
>RLUAI
>attracted to things associated with sadness
>focuses on fantasies more than reality
>relates to broken and discarded things
>embarrassed by praise

Very cute, would protect. If you are a guy you should consider being gay or otherwise killing yourself.

>>34833680
You're a mess anon. I pity you.

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>>34833223
>RLOEI
Here ya go, ya greasy capitalist pig.

>>34832143
ENTP/SCOEN
I'm happy desu.

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Turns out I'm chad. SCOEN master race!

>>34833831
Shit anon there's no way I'm gay though.

I'm probably killing myself eventually

>>34833864
>typical INTJ post
>check the conversion table
>RLOEI = INTJ
I love when this shit just works.

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>Not taking the red pill to learn to combo intuitive and sensing traits for god-tier shitposting skills
Everytime an ESTJ normalshit starts to sling shit, they are driven to the psych ward because of my sick skills lmao

>INFP
Please dissuade me from suicide. Thanks.

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>>34833916
>i love when shit just works
So do I, roach.
So do I.

Here is the conversation table btw so you can check accuracy.

http://similarminds.com/global5/g5-jung.html

>>34833884
>dumb but cool
Yeah I'd say so.

>>34833991
we just have to do it

sitting pretty and depressed only works if your're a girl or pretty

>>34833991
>INFP
"I need regular dicking just to stay alive" the personality.

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how bruv
these contradicts each ohter

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>>34832143
INTP here, how are you INFP snowflakes holding up?

>>34834175
It lines up pretty nicely what's your 5 letter code?

>>34834175
>RCOEI
>52% O
>3% away from RCUEI, which is INTP
This is easily within the margin of error.
Based on your post quality I'd say the big 5 result is more accurate.

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>>34834175
these are mine original results

>>34834198
Pretty bad all in all

>>34832843
>But be warned most people see ISTJs as heartless drones devoid of passion or any semblance of personality
ISTJ here, you nailed it.

It gets easier to show personality in social situations with time, but you still have to consciously think about. Default facial expression is still robotic.

>>34834198
Unironically and not trolling edition:
>chad/stacy tier
ESTP
ESFP
ENTJ
ESTJ
>normie/beta tier
ESFJ
ENFP
ENFJ
ENTP (cyborgs)
ISFJ
ISTJ
ISFP
>robot tier
INTP
INFP
INTJ
INFJ
ISTP

>>34834259
>Meant RLOEI not RCOEI
Fuck, still not used to big 5.

>>34834408
ISTP is more cyborg tier, because some normies find them interesting if they are assertive.

>>34832338
>>34832386
got em

someone post those long ISTP descriptions that hit a little too close to home

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>>34833109
This. So much, so hard, this.

>>34832719
Yeah, ENTP's are probably the most autistic extraverts there are.

I don't like meeting people, I don't like being in places where a lot of people are talking because it makes me anxious, I like introducing myself to people because having friends is nice and hanging out is fun but everytime I do it it's nerve-inducing to say the least

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>INTP-T
what 2 do with life

>>34832928
same and I have autism spectrum disorder

don't worry, you'll always belong here

If so many of you are INTP, how many un-ironically are into the fuck normies meme.

I mean I'm weird and autist tier at times but in general I blend in and the fact that we are suppose to be laid back gives me sense that I don't really hate anyone but myself.

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>>34832143
>tfw INTP
I wish someone would just take an axe to my head
why was I ever born

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>INTP
>Come up with ideas for movies while listening to music
>tfw never have the motivation to try and make any of these movies

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>tfw INFP-A with BPD
Just fucking kill me already, this life is pure suffering.

INTP - "Why does everyone think I am an asshole when I haven't said anything?"
INTJ - "Why does everyone physically recoil whenever I do anything?"
INFP - "Why can't we all just love each other (I mean love me)?"

Can anyone do the other types?

>>34834698
I have great visualization for movies, sketches, humor standup shit. It's good in my head but never put it on paper either. I feel like I'm creative but I never give the time to learn and master an art and actually put up my so called potential

>>34834459
true
they should be at the top of the robot list if going in order, or at the bottom of the normie list

>>34833339
Extroversion || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 52%
Emotional Stability |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||| 24%
Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Remember you're better then me

>>34834538
>i like introducing myself to people
>having friends is nice and hanging out is fun

>i don't like meeting people
>it's nerve inducing to say the least

This is why you're eternally trapped in the purgatory between chads/normies, and robots.

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>tfw infp + rluan and a NEET tranny, atleast I have a GF???

How'd I do? How bad is this?

>>34834698
if this ain't me

>>34834698
god if that aint me

>>34834729
The second and third are the only types that should even exist, the others are excess weight.

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>>34834877
Oh yeah, guess mine!

INFP so what is the best way to sum it up on what that means?

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>>34832778
>and if you're male, then no one is coming for you.

god fucking damn it
as an INFP male this stings more than any other bullshit i've read on this shithole in years on years of coming here

god fucking damn it

i want to DIE but even death won't come for me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34834914
All I can do to sum it up is wish you good luck.

>>34834914
overwhelmed by feels

t. Infp

>>34834914
>be female
>???
>profit

>be male
>feel
>FEEL
>???

>>34834858
I am appalled by your very existence. Irredeemable.

>>34834907
If the post you replied to was yours then you're INTJ.
>anime posting + arrogance + r9k
this is INTJ like 90% of the time

>>34834914
I liked >>34834132 desu

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>>34834914
>INFP
pico relativo originario

>>34834914
It means this >>34832409

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>>34834940
Come for them.

>>34833437
>>34833458
Is this true? I'm also an ISTP but I refuse to relate or interact with normies.

>INTPS are the worse off
Let's see, there's Darwin, Einstein, Abe Lincoln, tons of Greek philosophers, Immanuel Kant, James Maddison, Marie Curie etc. You guys have huge potentional if you just stop whinging around all day. Try being faggy suicidal male INFP, literally had a group of guys ask if I wanted to suck their dicks while I was at the bus stop

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>>34834977
>if the post you replied to was yours then you're intj
Correct.
But stop bullying INFP flowers
It could get... dangerous.

>>34835042
>a group of guys ask if I wanted to suck their dicks
Did you do it? You should have. This is all INFPs are useful for. Especially male INFP.

>>34834482
Oboi I feel the same way.

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>>34834977
S-sorry a-anon, how can I improve? Most people seem appalled by me...

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Am I fucked in life?

INTP-T here, just did the test three times, all three the same, anybody bother to explain why i should kill myself? Not like i don't want to, but i could use an excuse to.

>>34835119
I want to know too, anon... Sincerely >>34834858

>tfw always get infp
>took the test again for this thread and got intp by 53/47 split margin
Am i gonna make it robots?

>>34832552

ESTP chad-aspie here. I know from the start as soon as I start applying what I "think" will happen everything gets fucky, so I just work with the stimulus I'm given. I keep constant awareness of what's going on around me and react accordingly. I'm only able to react in ways that work for me because I've spent a lot of time obtaining and refining my knowledge of social psychology and how to sell myself and what I know to other people. I'd like to think my ability to manipulate and to sell used cars to people are good, but the truth is I don't get the chance to find out and frankly I do everything I can to make sure I don't have to manipulate people to get what I want. It usually works

>>34835089
>But stop bullying INFP flowers
It's like seeing jumpers on the edge of a cliff hesitating to take that step. I just want to give them a push. It's for their own good.

>>34835114
Read the second sentence of what you replied to.

>>34835119
Welcome to the club.

>>34832926
Ah fuck me dead that hits me too close to home

>>34834408
>tfw I'm actually an ENFP
I feel like I have the worst fucking personality type

>>34834251
>>34834259
oh that explains it i guess
>>34834325
RLOEI original commentto

>>34832953
Yeah pretty much. It's 4chan's version of astrology horoscope shit.

>>34835136
You can't kill yourself as an INTP you'll just go down in an endless spiral thinking of death until your mind breaks

>>34835090
lol no, I look like a fag but I'm not really one, I just went red and looked at the ground. Though if a bunch of chads started roughing me asking for one up I would, I hate conflict and am a submissive self hating beta. It's one of the many INFP perks

>>34835208
I think it already broke, now what?

>>34835163
I have reading comprehension, hence, how can I improve anon? Im getting tired of this existence but would rather get better than an hero

>>34835163
>out-edging the most edgelord type
If we just killed all the normies no one worthy would want to jump of a cliff anymore.

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>tfw INTP-t
>tfw spending all day daydreaming and them dream some more at night
>tfw can't sleep because I constantly fantasizing about different worlds
>tfw want to get out of the escapism loop, but at the same time don't really want to
>tfw can't focus on anything because my I get lost in my thoughts halfway through the work
Is this hell?

>>34835226
Live the rest of your days in constant torment

>>34835208
>you'll just go down in an endless spiral thinking of death until your mind breaks
Wew. Good to I know I am not the only one that does this. It's pretty scary the first couple of times but after a while I enjoy just watching my mind shut off all thought because I thought too closely about death. It's like it's an off switch for my mind.

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>>34835261
Fuck my god damn ass then, holy motherfucking shit.

>>34835194
Only a step below chad. You'd have to be very fucked up (then again, where are we?) to be a robot.

Or you're just a mis-typed INFP.

I'm an INTP at work right now, and I can smell my cock and balls without even trying, they are really musky

Am I the only one?

>those INTP feels
>to be honest with you my friends

serious question, why are sensors (sensers? idk) considered normies? i'm ISFP and probably way more robot than most of you

>>34835281
Lol, that'd be pretty funny. I hope the faggot is INFP, let him share in my misery

>>34835281
What's a good test to use? I've used HumanMetrics. Maybe it mis-typed me

>>34835287
LOL i just took a bath today i can already smell my dick too, i guess it's because i bath once a week or when i think my smell is bad enough to bother others.

>>34835319
https://jupiter-34.appspot.com/ is one of my favourites

>>34835291
ISTP and more rarely ISFP are the only S types that could be considered robots.

Really, it's xSxJs that are the biggest beta normies, and ESxPs that are the chads and stacies.

>>34835287
>>34835327
Got to jerk off with body wash so your dick smells extra fresh

>>34835239
Seriously speaking, read self-improvement books, practice what's in them. Start with the ultra mainstream stuff like Dale Carnegie.
I have very little hope you will actually improve.

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>tfw INFP
>exploded emotionally 2 times already and accidentally killed 1 person in both cases
>I'm a complete monster but want to be loved by a person
>even if a person loves me, I'm too unstable and will disappoint them

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>tfw INTP-A
>got a job which is complex
>happy with being alone and diving into my work constantly

who else /satisfied/ here?

>>34835349
T-thanks anon. I've been really procrastinating on that sort of stuff, better get to it then huh!
That's the kind of great encouragement I need, I mean it seems hopeless but people can change r-right??

>>34835343
Thanks. Well, that one said I'm an ENTP.

>36% ENTP
>20% INTP
>9% ENFP
>7% INTJ
>6% ENTJ

>>34835392
>killed at least two people
>casually posts about in on r9kay
I don't think so

I got INTP-A and RCUEI.

I think it fits.

I also sort of hate how i am.

>>34835428
What job is it desu? What's the work schedule?

>>34835440
If you truly want to change you will. Make sure to keep a solid image in your mind of the person you want to be. It takes a long time so don't forget it. Meditate on the image if it's not vivid enough. Just keep at it and have faith in yourself.

>>34835492
Why shouldn't I post about here? You are my closest friends, I love you all, even the normalfags. In both cases I didn't get persecuted and already suffered too much for it, so it's a way to deal with it, mentioning it to your friends.

>>34835550

Tell us about what happened, anon. How did you lose control? What started it?

>>34835550
like physically murdered or emotionally pushed over the edge? the distinction is important. making some faggot kill himself doesn't count

I went from INFP-T to INFP-A recently

What does this mean?

>>34835257
write/draw/music

get the stuff out of your head onto some tangible medium, at least thats what i do all the time

>>34835533
Video game dev

I work my own hours

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>>34832143
ISFP is accurate

I am a clown and goof off a lot but I'm dead serious every single minute of my life. Also if you want to be my friend you're welcome

Someone please post the comic with INTJ descending into madness

>>34835695
How about your lover?

>>34835615
kek, just remembered something
>be in highschool, cyborg group of friends
>everyone there hates fags
>bully this femmy guy, shy, read books in the library, dunno if he was even gay but we bullied him for it
>might've crossed the line when it started to get physical, shoves etc
>definitely crossed the line when we beat him then made him give out handjobs
>I tried to make him suck me off for laughs
>really weird tribal atmosphere, none of us talked about it afterwards
>he left school at the end of the term
>just recently saw that he had killed himself, his note apparently mentioned some things about bullies
At first I was guilty as fuck, but then I realised statically he would've killed himself for something else anyway. Plus I probably saved some lives from AIDS or something

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>>34835147
Completely and utterly fucked

Does any other INTP sometimes wonder how attached you really are to your environment?

Like how you sometimes take everything for granted and cherish it cause its safe but you cant help but wonder how important everything around you really is to you?

You secretly want new things and new experiences but the comfyness and conformity of your family and friends is dragging you down.

You would thrive in a different place if you had the chance.

>>34835787
You're the reason why people shoot up schools.
I fucking despise you you disgusting turbonormie.

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>>34835785
sorry I'm too autistic for that

>>34835846
Triggered, he wasn't a robot just some gay effeminate loser. Too pussy to shoot up a school

>>34835807
Im basically trash yes, but I will find a way to improve!! I hope...

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>>34833789
That you legit have autism my man.

>>34833916
Rcoei is where the real intjs are

>>34834408
Well luck for robots that INTJ male and INFP female is comfy af.

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INTP here

i read borges play sudoko chess and dwarf fortress

i am a 30 years old neet virgin

>>34835807
Holy shit your a mess.

>>34835914
Please use your wizard powers to create a clarity of mind spell

>>34835914
>read literature most of the day
>fantastic at board games like chess, go etc.
>even made money in fighting games etc.
>always get INFP-T
It's a confusing feeling.

>>34834940
take it as motivation, anon. i wrote it hoping that it would get to someone

>>34832338
im a fellow istp and this describes me perfectly

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>>34833235
My nigga.
Should I just kill myself?

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>>34836033
>>34832338
forgot pic fuck me, originally you piece of shit

INTP-T here looking for the most creative and original way of killing myself.

According to this personality type my job of cleaning toilets and taking out trash isn't the best for me.

Who would have thought.

>>34836133
Put hydraulics on a toilet seat stick your head on the edge of the bowl flip a middle finger turn it on and wait for death

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seems accurate

all these tests rank me high for paranoia but i can never tell. i think people just really don't like me, and they are out to get me as much as they (normies) are out to get anyone who is an easy target. am i paranoid or are people just viscous like this? i have become a very private person because i do not like to give anyone the ammunition to attack me or form perceptions of me. best to play it close to the chest, be a blank slate. nobody can sabotage you if you don't show your weak points. but this is because i am weaker than most people. most people take the blows i don't want to. it doesn't make me paranoid it makes me protective. thoughts?

What does it mean to be an enfp?

>>34836310
link to test?
biophilia

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http://blog.similarminds.com/similarminds-personality-descriptions-are-too-negative/59

>The Introvert 'class' behave the way they do (quiet, shy, private, etc.) because they...

>A. don't know who they are

>and/or

>B. intentionally want to hide who they are from others (because who they are is unattractive/offensive/etc. to others in perception and/or in reality AND/OR because they perceive some tactical advantage over others by not revealing their 'hand')

>and/or

>C. are overwhelmed by / afraid of / don't trust others

>and/or

>D. are mentally/physically depressed (i.e. unhappy)

>and/or

>E. have no to little interest in others (Schizoid)

>Some are A, some are B, some are C, some are D, some are E, and some are a combo of the five.

self-hating, bitter, schizoid, identity crisis, manipulative
aren't these all common traits found in faggots?

>>34832778

i'm an INFP, doing well b/c i'm handsome and have wealthy parents. have only had success w/ women b/c every girl ive been involved w/ has approached me and done all the work. hardcore normie now, was drifting over the edge in highschool b/c isolated and sexually frustrated. happy being a loner at the moment. able to focus on college and shitty poetry hobby. currently have QT gf because she approached me at a friend's house.

feel guilty about being handsome and well-off. realize i would have been completely fucked otherwise.

ENTP-A and SCOEI
who else /purgatory/?

>>34832143
>get on anti depressants
>things got a little better but tired all the time

I stopped drinking and smoking though, my dad having cancer twice was a real wake up call

>>34836850
where do I find the big 5 test that gives you these results
if I google for it, I take these tests but don't get results in this format, pls help

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What is RLUAI comparable to? INTP?

If so, what form of INTP?

>>34836780
If you weren't an introvert you wouldn't be here.

>>34836871
ctrl+f http
1st result

>>34836871
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
Right here pal.

>>34836812

continuing my post.


again feel guilty b/c things are good right now and i'm sort of on easy street as far as school and careers go (i go to prestigious american college which is joke-tier easy b/c they're so liberal and don't believe in stressing out students more than necessary. even so, I have mediocre grades b/c i can't complete assignments on time. parents are also very well connected and have gotten me impressive internships each summer thru business connections). INFP is fun for the time being. exciting personality type at least, get to ride on whims of emotions which is fun right now. type is very appealing to some girls too. have had my loner qualities be referred to in a more "self-reliance" / "alt, trend-bucking" sense but i get the feeling its for reasons that dont have to do w/ my personality but my high cultural capital. has been utter shit in the past though and i get quite guilty knowing the dark side of the type. some sort of perverse and patronizing survivor's guilt or something. pretty repellent.

>>34832686
Cultivate an unmistakably masculine public/professional persona if you are a straight dude. The one two punch of J in the streets and INF in the sheets gets women wet as fuck. You are literally a protagonist from a romance novel.

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>>34836070

Apparently ESTP and ENFJ are more successfull than ISTJ's and INTJ's yet they have a lower average salary.

>>34832143
>fucked up Fe
>TiSi loop
What do Iron, Titanium, and Silicon have to do with INTPs?

>>34836935
me again. anyone curious about INFP type should read Portrait of a Lady. Main character isn't neccessarily an INFP but very similar as a very independent spirit riding thru life on the (often self-vexing) whims of her emotions, strong sense of personal right vs wrong, and impulses. won't spoil it but incredibly fucked up shit happens to her b/c of this, very perverse, decades long mindfuck type stuff.

>>34832143
But...I'm INFJ. Aren't I usually worthless?

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INTP, RLUAI limbic

Basically I'm a fucking mess of a person, but I knew that already.

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>>34837000
Make less money then the average INTP. I'm a failure among other failures. feels bad man

RCUEI/INTP here
Yeah I can relate to the stuff you listed but it's ok, life has no real goal anyway, as long as I do the things I want to do I'll be fine

>>34832686
same here senpai, boyfriend's an ENFJ. we happy

>>34837000
>E
it is common knowledge that normalshits earn more than us, this is no surprise.
>tfw too intelligent for high salary

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Better then I though.
I still want to kill myself anyway.

>>34837194

>tfw you usually get ISTJ/INTJ
>IF you were an extrovert you would have a better salary than 90% of people
>But no, I had to be an introvert
>Fuck sake.

I got INFJ-A does that mean I'll never find love?

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>>34833223
>expecting me to remember FIVE letters
>another shitty online test that's probably as inaccurate as the 16 personalities test.

t. INTP RLOEI Egocentric

>tfw the second question was "I need affection"
>tfw this is true because I'm a KHV NEET who never goes outside but I'm not sure how highly I should mark it
REEEEEEE FUCKING TESTS MADE FOR NORMIES THAT HAVE HAD RELATIONSHIPS

>>34837189
Roasties get off my boaaard

>>34833109
Is there a name for this type of autism? I want to know my special snowflake title.

>>34833501
INTP-A here, can confirm

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>>34837318
>tfw reading over the description for RLOEI

>feels defective
>embarrassed easily
>does not believe in human goodness
>wounded at the core
>has anxiety
>overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently
>depressed
FUCK

The worst is
>>attracted to things associated with sadness
>tfw this is true
>tfw can't stop lainposting and listening to sad music or 80's era nostalgia

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>>34837000
tfw istp

originaleksdee3423fds

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>>34837385
>>wounded at the c0re

>>34832953
It originallt isn't.

>tfw diagnosed sperg INTP manlet

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>tfw always floating through IxTx
literally to intelligent to be typed

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>tfe complete piece of shit

>>34837666
More like too stupid to answer truthfully and using a poorly made test.

>>34837794
>Wall Street the personality
Do you at least like the Talking Heads, anon?

https://youtu.be/x7lSMdKYi4M

>>34834914
wojak.jpg

>>34835866
>letting figures stand in the sun
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34836812
>bc/
>w/
Stop typing like a retard.

>>34834963
More like
>be female
>desire for intimacy and general behavior gets you taken advantaged of and pump n dumped and left feeling used
>despite being a feeler still not a dumb Stacy so many men would get frustrated with your shit
>won't ever feel satisfied talking to other women and will almost never have normal men or women to relate to
This is what I can imagine if I were female and it's what quite a few femINFPs report. It's best to just not be this type, regardless of naughty bits.

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>haha this test is bullshit no way I'm intp

>gets the same result over the course of five years

fuckf this famalam jsdjdnnsn

>>34838543
>INTP is 3 times more common in men then in women
>the caricature for INTP is female
I love this meme.

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>Tfw INTP and feel like I've deconstructed too much to ever function happily in a structured society again

>>34838575
They changed them all fairly recently. The commander used to be a guy and now it's a stronk independent womyn. I'm pretty sure INTP used to be a guy as well

>>34838372
Never heard of them before but this is song is really good. Gonna pirate this album when I find it. Thanks anon.

Tfw INTP
Tfw too lazy to recearch the difference between personalities so it means much of nothing to me

>>34838699
> too lazy to recearch the difference between personalities
spoken like a true INTP

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>INTP-t
>RCUEI

>be prospective philosophy major
oh boy

>>34838400
If Wojak is INFP what is regular Pepe?

>>34838649
>Never heard of them before
Damn, well check em out, their stuff is pretty consistently high quality.

>>34835698
pls dis iam INTJ-A and intrigued for my madness descent.

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RCOAI/INFJ here

feels ok man

>>34832143
dont forget that partners of INTPs have the most feelings of being negletted and not emotionally satisfied leading to INTPs having the lowest success in romance

>ISTP
>RLOEI
The description and favoured jobs on the Big 5 test hit too close to home.

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>>34838980
>implying i have ever had a partner

Normies have really raided this board.

>>34838980
I broke up on my first and last relationship for this very reason

I think it had more to do with the fact that she lived across the ocean, but she would ask me if I didn't like her anymore, and i just got tired of texting and calling her

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>>34833223
>tfw ENTJ and SCOEI

>>34833223
SCUEI
ESTP
what does it mean?

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INTP-T, RCUEI, Virgo
Philosophy student, game designer, artist
not motivated to go pro even though i could do it

I wasn't built for the normal life.

Many INTP robots are propably one of the following:

>dysfunctional (ADD/ADHD/depression) lazy INTJs
>dysfunctional (depressed/socially anxious) ENTPs
>smarter ISTPs with a well-developed intuition

If you don't have any intellectual interests and abstract thought, you very likely aren't an INTP.

>>34839234
are masturbation and video games intellectual?

>>34839365

If you mean mental masturbation, yes.

>>34839429
I do this in my spare time desu.
I also use my online friends as a sounding board for said mental masturbatory ideas. None of them are shallow normalscum, so they actually turn it into an intellectually-rewarding discussion.

>>34833223
ENTP
SCUEI

What does this even mean?

>>34832143
INTP - t
I don't even know what it truly means, but surely it's synonymous with being a motivationless failure.

INTP RLUEN here

>>34832143
the only ESTP on /r9k/ reporting in

>>34838980
>girl is telling me she's leaving because "I don't touch her"
>I have no idea what she was talking about
>people tell me they are sorry that my gf broke up with me
>apparently everyone thought I was going out with the girl I hung out with
>legitimately thought she was just showing me around the city and buys me food for fun
>those were supposed to be our dates

This is my only relationship experience. Are all INTPs supposed to be this bad at responding to emotions?

Used to score ENTP-A, now score ESTJ

what is this shit

>>34839590
SLUxN
Fuck, So I'm 50/50 split on caring for others

>>34837000
Why do INTP's make so little
Lack of drive?

>>34839691

Okay now I took the 100 popular question test and I scored ESTP-A

Yay? My life is still shit?

>>34839868
For me, the lack of drive is caused by a combination of nihilism and laziness.

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Got RLUAN too.

Why does this seem to mostly just capture the negative parts of the personality types?

Not saying there's any redeeming qualities to being an ISFP

I just took the Myers-Briggs and it says I'm an INTP-T.

What does that mean?

>identifying with a label for your personality
>splitting into teams based on those labels
God I hate human beings

>>34840074
you sound like an INFP desu

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>ISTJ
>just turned down a work call in for the first ever time
What the fuck why do i feel like I've betrayed my duty its not even important, cant sleep now thinking about it

>>34839365
this guy understands
originally

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Any INTJ here?

-A is best.

>>34840449
Yeah, but most of the ones ITT are embarrassing and cringe

I am a Capricorn and have schizoid personality disorder

>>34832143
ENTJ FAGGOT REPORTING IN
>utter disgrace
>I don't belong here
>I am still going to win anyway

Just going to keep doing this until someone decides to kill me

>>34833235
Tfw I am this
Literally no positive traits

INFP guy here.

valentines day tommorow. Maybe I should talk to that girl

>>34840521
Yeah, I saw one earlier talking about anime profile pictures. But I guess part of INTJ is to try to have confidence and assurance in your own thoughts, not letting others affect your beliefs.

Did this test multiple times.
The result is always INTP or INTJ.

What is the main difference between those two?

>>34834706
>tfw INFP-T/RLUAI with BPD
Tfw no face

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>>34840623
the difference between understanding normies and hating them or not understanding them and desiring their acceptance

>>34840580
it's also not about looking for handouts on information one could easily look up for themselves, like these "how fucked am I?" poseurs

>>34832143
How do I become ISTP?
INTP pleb at the moment.

>>34840697
You don't. Especially not as an INTP. Your type is fundamentally opposite.

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>>34833223
It's quite amazing how accurate these can be. The description was spot on, though I'm more empathic.