What does a blowjob feel like original text message

>>34892437
I have absolutely no idea but i hope its better than salted potatoes and sandbags

>>34892437
Entirely depends on how good it is. Ranges from pretty fucking great to full of teeth and worse than a wank.

>>34892447
Salt potatoes are pretty good though, especially when sliced.

Not nearly as good as you would think it feels. People put oral on such a pedestal but really the satisfaction from oral comes from the psychological aspect of seeing a woman on her knees in from of you bobbing her head back in forth purely in service to you.

>>34892437
Listen up OP. Fat girls give the best head. This is no drill. They don't realistically know when they'll have sex next so they go all out with blowjobs.

No bj from even a 10/10 qt could compare to the head this 250+ lb kindergarten teacher gave me back in July 2016. Shit was wild. Nuts, shaft, sides, head. She worked it all. Blowjobs feel great especially when the girl knows what she's doing and let's you grab her head and fuck her face.

TL;DR find an landwhale and go crazy

Mindblowing if done well, really painful if done bad.

Miss the gf giving them :(

depends

if the girl is sucking her heart out then it feels a bit like fucking a pussy. similarly, if the girl is letting you drill her throat as hard as you like then it can also feel like a nice wet pussy

if the girl isnt putting much effort into it, it doesnt really feel that great and takes forever to come (unless you have a BJ fetish or something and can come easier from one)

the worst is when a girl just kinda swirls her tongue around on your dick or licks it, etc. you see it in porn a lot and in real life it doesnt feel good at all...totally unsatisfying. think of it like this: when youre beating off, do you like to get a good grip on your dick and rub it hard, or do you wet your index finger and just gently rub it around the tip and on the sides? the answer is obvious...

disclaimer: im not a huge fan of BJs to begin with, so if BJs are your thing take my experiences with a grain of salt. maybe its eaiser for you to get off on them

>>34892572

i should add one caveat: whether or not the BJ itself feels amazing or lackluster, cumming down a girls throat and having her swallow your load is an amazing feeling...so in the end i guess theyre still worth it even if the girl doesnt know how to give one properly

>>34892437
who dis? he looks high af, if you leave out the bad photoshop of the eyes.