>"Look Anon, you've never been with a girl and I've

Let's have sex so I can stop pretending that the reason my life sucks is because I'm a virgin.

daily reminder that having sex with a guy (female) is fucking gay.

>>34923611
Depends if you actually look like a woman when naked or not.

>>34923611
Fun fact this is exactly how a Robot I went to school with lost his virginity.

>>34923611
Uh sure bro are you gonna moan like a girl or grunt I'm good with either

>>34923705
What the fuck did you just type even?

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>>34923705
that is indeed how it works

>>34923705
This my man. Masculine vaginas are fucking straight up homosex.

>>34923705
>>34924285
i think its just supposed to be a lesbian. no dick is involved

>>34923662
never getting laid is one of the symptoms of having a shit life.
If you can get yourself in a situation where people will fuck you, you've improved your life and you'll enjoy it more
Also sex is fun fuck you

>>34924285
This. But I would say that if underneath it all she still looks female (i.e. no hormones taken) then it is okay to fuck her. Not be in a relationship though.

>>34923611
This hurts a lot because my childhood friend and first love turned out to be a lesbian and I just found out today she's been fucking my sister and here I am a kissles virgin posting on /r9k/

>>34924410
It's a symptom, it's not the cause. Losing your virginity will make you feel better for all of about three weeks.

>>34924410
sex smells bad and everything starts itching after a while. your dick ends up all sore from vagina acid

She will be reminded that she us female when you go all Slash strumming her clit,and convinced what her master is when she's compelled to devour your cock because of it. And once you slide it aaalllll the way in,she will realize the inadequacy of strap ons. You can be her Chad. Drive her nuts with foreplay and she'll be your fucktoy for life.

>>34924458
that's hot
origirgigie

>>34924693
No it fucking isn't it's heart-wrenching you asscrack

>>34924542
Take a shower you degenerate