>tfw no scandinavian, baltic or slav bf why do none of you

My standards are low enough. Wanna talk?

*Slav*

>>34919939
bet the fuck out here fucking famlaamalamlaal
gp back to tumbrururu

>>34919969
yes. do you have skype or discord?

>>34920046
transparentpain#8503

>>34919939
So anyone from north eastern Europe will do but a finn?

scandinavian here ama

>>34920287
i know officially they aren't scandinavian, but they are included too

>>34920287
Why would you want a Finn? Those are second-rate, Chinese knockoff products of Scandinavian bfs. Finns aren't qt Scandis. Baltics are only worth it because we're thirsty and lowered our standards.

Why do you need two guns to shoot yourself when your hanging yourself already

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*bashes your face in with a hammer and chugs vodka while squatting*
Let's talk bb

>>34919939
Depends, are you a trap?

>>34919939
Fuck you woman piece of shit. I hope you get depressed and die.

>>34920360
,,.
are you a trap...?
.... ?
I don't like traps

>>34920304
Are you a qt? Rhetorical question if you're scandi. What are some things you like? Tell me a bit about yourself.
>>34920342
Bashing my face in with a hammer and drinking vodka together squatting sounds like a dream date. Do you have any contact info?

>>34920304
will you make me blabarssoppa?

>>34920360
biological female

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>>34919939
>tfw no scandinavian, baltic or slav bf
I'm slav, 6'1 ft awkward brainlet robot

>>34920510
What are some things you enjoy doing? Do you have contact info? Can we watch a Tarkovsky movie together, qt?

>>34920320
Then again if you want an actual manly man instead of cute twink as bf, finns are the ticket.

>>34920466
You can find my email at 3guys1hammer.slav

Are you tall, blonde, and blue eyed?

Cause I'd like to retain my Viking blood intact.

>>34920466
i like girls, judo and old norse stuff
that practically, in theory, sums it up
/soc/ told me im 7-8/10 and one wanted to do wierd things to me. i have yet to conclude what that meant
>>34920481
>blabarssoppa
im disgusted

>>34920561
I want a qt, not to watch the Dnipropetrovsk bros murder people.
>>34920566
we're each blonde haired and blue eyed but she has dyed hair. will you be my viking qt?

>>34920466
>>34920532
>>34920585
>you can't even compete against other fembots in your own thread
>you already disgust the scandis

maybe i should just do as >>34920399 wishes

>>34920566
i'm not tall, but average height for a girl. naturally blonde and blue eyes as well.

>>34920585
you sound perfect, do you have contact info?

I'm blonde blue eyed 5'10 ft slav

i have no standards as long as it's online

i'm in yurop though, and always try to keep myself busy

>>34920639
Raumarici#5569 on discord
Raumarici on skype i think

>>34920718
Do you have any contact info? Europe is fine.

>>34920824

haha that's the problem, i'd have to make a skype account, as much as i'd like to talk i'm distrusful as fuck with this

>>34920896
I don't want to do you any harm, but it's fine if you don't want to either.

6'1 skeleton slav here
what you wanna talk about?

6'4 Norwegian.
Green eyes
small dick

>>34920974
Whatever you feel like talking about. I'm decent at holding conversations.

>>34921089
A small dick for viking standards might not be that small.
Apparently it's more about the girth anyway.

>>34920928

wait up a few mins

>>34921149

added you

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>34921399
>anon added himself
are u ok m80

>>34921678

after seeing this just now, do you really need to ask?

>>34921134
>I'm decent at holding conversations.
im really shit at talking so you would need to double your efforts
probably not really worth it desu

but if you wanna talk drop a throwaway email

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im happy this thread exists. any qt swedish boys over 23 want to be friends? i'm so lonely. [email protected] (throwaway email, not a spam one)

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My dream is an aryan qt bf. Why no one wanted me???

>>34921748
I don't really like conversating via e-mail, but maybe you can hit >>34921894 up.

>>34921913
>tfw aryan features and descent

>>34920824

look up beatifulprsguitars on skype

you can add me there

>>34920481
im sorry i didnt mean to be mean

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>>34920534
Mein Mongol

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>>34919939
Where are you from?
Im a Finn of 184cm and 75kg

>Tfw have a Baltic chad added but he only wants fug.

How do I make him love me? I don't want to lose my virginity to someone that doesn't want a serious relationship with me.

>>34921089
Anders?

>>34923266
If this is the guy i think you're talking about then oh my god i can't stop laughing

>>34923527
Anders is a super common name, who are you talking about?

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Im a polish slav
What country are you in?

>>34923613
fishy
oregano comment

>>34919939
pls be my gf

t. swede

>>34923995
Swedes are cucks, get out.

>>34923192
Just get to know him on a personal level I guess? And don't make it strictly sexual.

>>34923995
Don't listen to >>34924035
Swedes are nice! Do you have any contact info?

why do you keep making these threads you must have 10 bfs by now

>>34923900
No idea fempai

>>34924069
[email protected]

>tfw 6'2" 200 lb ripped polack handsome face no memeing
>hit on by girls of all creeds bloods and cultures
>just want to find a qt polish girl but they're all sluts

Living in new jersey sucks it's turning me gay. OP I won't go out with you because women are turning me ***fucking gay****. Maybe if you quit being such a stupid roastie slut or anime pearl digging slob I'd give you a chance

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>>34920585
>and old norse stuff
I bet you can't even read the futhark fluently

>>34919939
Hit me up slut I'll treat you like a woman

[email protected]

Fucking stupid bitch. pls die.

6'1" Baltic white supremacist here and I'd rather die a virgin than talk to you, fuck you for being able to come on here, make a post and instantly get like 5 guys offering contact info.

Please fucking die you disgusting roastie.

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>>34924349
Soon my Baltic brother. Soon.

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>>34924349
What did he mean by this?
oregano tbhbbbb muted m

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>>34924110
If I had a single bf I wouldn't be making them senpai

>>34925950
>single
so you have a chad bf that cucks you rofl

>>34926033
No, I meant it as in IF I had just A (single as in one) boyfriend then I wouldn't be posting, anon.
Stop always blaming chad.

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>>34919939
Why don't you have standards low enough to talk to literally everyone here who would be with you simply because you're a female in a heartbeat you fucking shallow cunt?

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>>34926097
>Stop always blaming chad
Yeah you're right the women who only like chad and only just barely settle for above average normies when they can't get him are just as much of the problem aswell.

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>>34919939
>>34926097
Fuck the hell off Roastie

>>34926136
>>34926183
>>34927034
>robots are allowed to whine about no gf
>fembots aren't allowed to whine about no bf
great double standards

>>34927445
correct because you can get a bf any time you want, just pick one
not true for robots

6'8" Yugoslavfag here. I like petite girls.

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>>34927445
We're complaining about not having a GF because we ACTUALLY CAN'T FUCKING GET ONE. Roasties and fem"bots" on the other hand CAN get a boyfriend probably even a girlfriend if that's their thing much fucking easier. Probably even a nice one who actually would love them and care about them and isn't shallow and would see beyond her mediocre looks but these fucking attention whores are just that.

Attention whores and Shallow cunts because every manlet, average/below average, virgin on this board would KILL for even a chance to have the sexual market value females have unless they've dipped into the pure nihilistic suicidal phase which remind is totally females faults aswell.

>>34927522
Maybe if you weren't so angry and verbally aggressive you wouldn't scare off all the girls.
But your post made me laugh IRL, so I like you even if you hate me. Thank you, anon.

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>>34927547
The female brain everyone thinking people act exactly how they act online irl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q

>>34927547
>Completely ignores all the real points in the post and posts a strawman
Holy fuck so there are actually women on this board?

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>>34927034
Made a slight edit in paint for you lad.

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>tfw financially independent norwegian neet

>>34927668
>all the real points
Fuck off with your conformation bias you fucking inbred wank stain.

>>34927803
>financially independent
inb4 10 fembot gfs

>>34927828
I wish, fembots only want chads. I even own my apartment but nobody cares about that shit until they're in their late thirties.

>>34923900
Fishy Anders here
6:30am in Scandiland, good morning

Who are you?

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>>34927816
Name a single thing he posted that was wrong.

>>34919939
In Swedish, live in Stockholm and have money saved up to travel, would you like to meet?

>>34928015
Post contact information
original comment muted tbhhh

>>34928036
Kik: Esbias

>>34919939
>slav bf
>why do none of you have standards low enough to talk to me?

'sup. A/S/L?

>>34928701
21, female (female) and in Western Europe.
Everything else we can talk about if you leave some contact information, Slav.

>>34928015
you better not be a nigger trying to rape someone

>>34928927
Blanda upp :^)

OG

>>34919939
>someone's asking for a russian bf
Skype: slavaxru

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I'm a Norwegian guy if you are a femanon from Norway please email me : colonthreeanon [at]outlook.com we can get to know each other and be nice to one another

Fuck it I guess. I'm a California guy but i'd be interested in a long distance relationship desu. My phone is broken right now but getting repaired if anyone here wants to add me my kik is JustSomeGuyEEE

>all these norwegian robots
>my gf is a shy norwegian semi robot

sucks to be you nordicks

>>34919939
Hold up right now there anon.
A scandinavian, baltic or slav bf is not all you want.
Im scandinavian, blonde, blue eyes, somewhat tall.
But im boring AS FUCK, girls never talk to me for more than 30 minutes.

So stop complaining when all u actually want is a social, talkative chad

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>>34919939
>baltic
Is this my time to shine? I'm baltic one.

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>irish
>ukrainian

i feel distinctly canadian.
anybody wanna skypearoo?
im staying up all night and i have class in 4 hours. i'd like someone to talk to

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>>34919939

From what I heard, if you're a westerner, Slav girls stuck in slavic countries will definitely want to talk to you.

Be warned though. Slavic girls will try to use you as a golden ticket. They're not the waifu tier girls that people make them out to be.

Pic related. Future pic of you with your russian "waifu".

>>34919939
6'3 blue-eyed Norwegian here.

I have low standards. Let's talk!

>>34930966
It's really sad, they're even going into Western Europe now, you don't even have to be American. They'd rather be prostitutes in Germany than marry an Eastern European guy.

>>34929381
>>34929742
>>34930661
I'll message you guys later today.

>>34930884
A lot of people say they are boring when they, in fact, are not.

>>34931006
Contact info?

>>34931029
Amazing blanket statements yet again.

>>34931272
>Amazing blanket statements yet again.
Did I hit a nerve there? Are you a German prostitute?

Msg me oscar!

>>34927879
Norwegian fisherman named Anders here, what the h**ck?

>>34931287
Robots like you that sit here all day and whine like a petulant child just are annoying and should be gassed.
But then again it's also quite amusing.

I have high standards. What exactly is wrong with you? Are you ugly? A chestlet? Mentally ill?

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>>34931346
>chestlet
This makes me think - there are guys who like cowtits and chestlets but there are no women who like small penises?

>>34931342
I see, so that's a yes then?

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Watch out robots, shes not of your kind.

>>34919939
labdien, balt here

long story short two world wars and communism basically killed of men more than it ever affected women

situation then was very simple - for every 5 women there were 2-3 guys and it were women that had to compete tooth and nail to even get a look from the opposite sex let's not even talk about relationship or marriage

since we are also insanely traditional for European standards unless you are a woman that is going to not ever talk back, do house choirs, give me children then from a guys perspective you don't even have a chance

of course if you are still "feminine" enough, have a high earning job but are still planning on having kids before 26 then you still have a chance but otherwise the culture still favours men (while ironically women hold more power in society) so we can have whatever standards we want

hope this helps understanding why nobody from baltics would lay their eyes on your average western woman

>>34931299
Jeg er ikke en fisker, men det et av kallenavnene jeg har her pa den fjerde kanalen. Det var bare rart at noen koblet dem sammen tidligere i traden mens jeg sov.

>>34931394
How to get a qt fat Baltic gf?

>>34931394
too bad living standards here are shit.
t. another balt.

>>34931429
>How to get a qt fat Baltic gf?
look very hard, not many people here are all that fat

>>34931431
hey at least we have stupid good internet connection and nice beer, life isn't that bad

>>34931429
>How to get a qt fat Baltic gf?
Be rich and get on tinder here.
>>34931458
>stupid good internet connection
that might be the only good thing here
>beer
it really depends on brand. on the other hand, craftsmen beer is delicious.

>>34931458
>look very hard, not many people here are all that fat
Oh, that's disappointing.

>>34931490
>Be rich
I can buy a whore here too.

>>34931515
I mean there's still fat people? why do you want your gf to be fat tho?

>>34931515
>I can buy a whore here too.
I mean there are a lot of gold diggers here. Basically be foreigner.

>>34931533
Baltic girls are easy if you're a west euro.

>>34919939
>scandinavian
I'm part Swedish
>slav
And I'm part polish

So I guess will I do, I am also german Irish btw.

>>34931557
>Baltic girls are easy if you're a west euro.
Yeah, i've seen it. Even spaniards have it easy but indians have little success.

>>34931570
I kinda feel sorry for them. So many pretty girls, and the local men are all depressed alcoholic losers. Naturally a west euro will look good in comparison.

>>34931821
>west euro
It has it's upsides and downsides. Generally foreigners look fake and shallow to local girls and that why most of them prefer dating local guys.

>girls don't want an Irish bf

>>34931877
Probably because you're ginger.

>>34931850
>tfw girls will pick a depressed alcoholic over you

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>>34924459
>forever a germanic-celtic mix
>you will stuck forever with the celtic bavarian niggers
>you will stuck forever with these brown eyes/hair celtic niggers

Just fuck my shit up.

>>34931524
Because I like fat women obviously.

>>34931533
What a shame.

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I am crossbreed between slav and baltic be my gf

>>34931959
>crossbreed between slav and baltic
out.
unless you hate putin

>>34931959
Baltics are germanzied Slavs.

>>34931970
Of course I hate him. Stupid russian

Why u don't like me? ;-;

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>>34931985
>Baltics are germanzied Slavs.
This has to be one of the dumbest comments ever

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>>34932003
Prove me wrong slav nigger,

>>34932003
Insecure slav in denial detected.

>>34931985
more like slavinized scandinavians

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>>34932044
Thats right since Moscow was founded by vikings.

>>34932090
Baltic people are neither slavs nor scandinavians.

>>34931985
oh so that explains why they have unique indo-arayan languages that are just as old as slavic ones

>>34932090
novgorod*

well shit the baltic states and most post-soviet countries are like opposite day. during stalin times loads of men were sent to gulags (educated men) and only gopniks were left. we still have an intellectual vacum. lots of gopniks. but the women are amazing. because every guy is fucking stupid (me included) so the women had to adapt to that and basically take care of everything (career, family, vacations, everything) and most guys just live a chill life working an easy but not highly paid job (my family is like that, and I know a lot of families like that too where the father just chills all day and the wife does everything). that's why you'll see losers like me with amazing women. because they have no choice lol. there's barely any good men left. the soviet union fucked us up hard.

>tfw have a scandinavian bf
>just visiting him in sweden rn
>cuddling all day and walking around stockholm memeing about immigrants

>>34931391
Literally looking for Oscar. FEMBOTS WHY ARE YOU THIS STUPID.

>>34932634
Did you find him on grindr?

>>34932653
No I found him on /vg/

>>34932611
>because they have no choice lol.
Not anymore.

>>34919939
Scandinavian genes are cucked beyond belief. Why not Germanic / Prussian superior genes.

Why would you abandon us Herrenrasse qt bfs?

>>34919939
I had a crush on a Finnish/Lithuanian exchange student years ago.
Haven't heard about him since so long.

>>34919939
I'd talk to you, though I guess you don't live in Poland

>>34933021
>I had a crush on a Finnish/Lithuanian exchange student years ago.
What was he like?

>>34932611
>because they have no choice lol.
Haha, yeah, except literally all the men from all the rich countries.