>tfw mom forcing me to get a haircut tomorrow at her friend's

Bust a nut on her

>>34953336
Tell your mom you want to be a girl so you can keep your long hair.

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>>34953336
>wear glasses
>haircut time is me staring into a me-colored stain in a blurry mirror
e-enjoy it anon

>>34953336
I wish I could keep my hair long forever, but I'm too lazy to maintain it and keep it "clean"

>>34954354
Get contacts my guy. I took them for granted for the longest time.

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>>34953336

>my brothers girlfriend was a hairdresser
>shes only like 4-5 years older than me
>has really THICC boobs
>always wears these tops where you can literally see her breasts about to escape them
>mfw every time she would cut my hair she would lean slightly forward and her massive boobs uncovered would be right near my face

a shame she cheated my my bro, I loved get haircuts from her. she KNEW I was checking out them massive titties evrytime. I swear she knew what she was doing when she would lean forward a lot near my face and the boobs were just right there.

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>>34953336
I don't think she'd tell your mum even if she saw you doing it. You're only taking a look for fuck's sake, not raping her on the spot.

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>Always went to haircuts alone and the hair slut more or less ignored me
>Last time I went with my sister
>Hair slut is putting her hands on my chest, pressing her tits on the side of my head, flirting and giggling, puts her hand on my knee
>Comes up in conversation that the girl I came there with was my sister, not my girlfriend
>She stops immediately
Was she attempting to cuck the girl she thought was my girlfriend?

>>34954354
>wondering wether you're making eye contact with the barber in the mirror
>staying cool while making eye contact

>>34957024
Girls are cunts, if they see someone who looks like they arnt single, they try their hardest to try steal them.

>>34955036
>tfw want to have long hair to style in cool ways
>curly hair
FUCKING GENETICS FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEE

THIS FUCKING HAIR IS THE WORST
WHY COULDNT I HAVE HAD STRAIGHT HAIR LIKE ALL THE COOL KIDS, SO I DIDNT HAVE TO BE SO GODDAMN SELF-CONSCIOUS OF IT ALL THE TIME

>>34957024
You having a girlfriend would mean you clearly have enough qualities to be considered boyfriend materiel, and your sister is clearly as least as attractive as the hair slut, meaning you're in her league or above.

Convince your sister to wingman is what I'm saying.

>>34956889
This anon is right OP, you should rape her on the spot

>>34956889
>>34958770
I concur, if you rape her on the spot she'll be too afraid to tell anyone that you're a pervert.

>>34958536
I've got curly hair too, but I don't mind. Atleast it's a full head of hair

>>34958536
>THIS FUCKING HAIR IS THE WORST
iktf so much anon the sheer envy i feel for people with that smooth straigt hair is fucking intense i get so self conscious and angry.