I am fat as fuck and I think this is why I have no gf and I'm

You're fat because of reasons entirely under your control. You could excercise self control and not eat processed horseshit, but you won't. You could go to the gym during graveyard hours when nobody else is there or buy your own weights, but you won't.

You'll just sit there and wallow in your own blubber.

>>34996109
don't FUCKING reply to me, I wasn't asking for advice

>>34996073
i can't go to the gym cause i don't drive and there's not a bus station near me
and i'm a shitty person

Ride a bike to make your legs strong, and then start running too.

Eat a big breakfast and no lunch. Don't have junk food around the house.

Drink bran water.

>>34996129

Whatcha gonna do tubbs? Eat some more?

>>34996184
i'm literally opening a twinkie right now

>>34996129
stop pretending you are OP

reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34996073
Why the fuck would you care about normies at the gym? I get it you're autistic but shit it's a room full of people avoiding eye contact with headphones in. Quit wallowing in self pity and make yourself better you fucking loser

>>34996219
lol I am OP fucc u

>>34996073
How big yo penis?

gym is a normie meme
walking is all you need if you want to lose weight
if you dont want to lose weight would you go for a fat girl?

>>34996262
no, you arent!

I am stupid, but you are making people think i am stupider

>>34996267
11 cm

>>34996293
on if she's cute and not very fat
i found a AAA fat girl once at uni, but she's normie

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>>34996073
I am fat as fuck too (120kg) and I've had a cute loving (ex?)-robot girlfriend for 4 years. Pic related.
You can be fat and still get a girlfriend, Anon. Just go out, get drunk and say stupid shit that will make everyone laugh.

>>34996073
>And I cant go to gym because of social anxiety and it is full of normies
you're fucking pathetic can you not workout alone at home? i've been doing this for years and i'm /fit/ and just as socially anxious as you are gtfo

>>34996330
>11 cm
Well..theres your problem sempai

bumping for interest because I am interested