Fatasses of /r9k/ what is the most you ever ate in one sitting?

One time, I ate the whole thing...

Never again.

6 ice cream sandwiches for dinner

Like 14 Fun Dips

3 beer quesalupas and 3 beef quesaritos from taco bell

>>35037890
5 mcdoubles, 2 large fries and a large Dr Pepper.

I once ate ten slices of bread with fish fingers, beans and chips in them.

I bought two Big Tasty with Bacon, took out two of the pieces of bread and made a sort of levelled up Big Mac. It seemed an amazing idea at the time but I felt incredibly sick afterwards.

I drank a case of 30 beers and ate 50 chicken wings in one afternoon once.

Truly an exercise in decadence.

an entire box of of cereal, then a whole bag of cheddar popcorn, then a box of mini muffins, then half of a pizza, and then almost an entire loaf of bread plus lunchmeat

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>>35038135
Gluttanon are you pic related?

>>35038231
just a sad fatso with binge eating disorder

my mom watched me devour a whole rotisserie chicken

>>35038132
i can see 50 chicken wings but 30 beers? how fucking big are you? i had like 35 wings and 7 beers one time and i think thats the most i've ever eaten

>>35038255
Had I the power, I would lock you up for your own good. That said, it would only change your outer form. Your stomach would shrink so it would help a little, but unless you have some therapy I don't think losing weight would solve the problem, I'm afraid to say

Ate 2 Portillos hotdogs, plus a medium fry and onion rings. Then proceeded to eat half of a portillos chocolate cake. Refilled medium coke 2x.

>>35038316
every morning i wake up and take a ten pound shit

>>35038345
>>35038345
Wish I could shit that well. I just push out a little greasy soft scoop. Too much spice I reckon.

>>35038296
Extra-large / 100kg.

The beers were the easy part, they go in one end and right out the other.

I really don't eat that much, the most I can think of a is a single slice of 12 inch deep dish pizza.
I snack a lot so that's why I'm fat.
120kgs

>>35038388
its not fun. i end up eating tons of food before bed and it gives me bad stomach pains and gas pains and indigestion until i shit it out. then the cycle repeats

>>35038390
over how long was this though? even at 100+ kg that many beers in a short time will fuck you up

>>35037890
5 full plates at a Chinese buffet and dessert

>>35038465
Don't bother trying to rationalize it, this never happened

either a whole large pizza with 15 or so wings but I've done that when I was younger several times. or aa few years back when I had 40 wings. the shits from 40 hot wings is not a fucking good time

>>35038465
It was a whole afternoon like I said. Probably 8 or 10 hours total. There was an event I was really excited for and I wanted to just drink all day.

>>35038455

Then why do you keep doing it if it hurts?

>~5 liters of beer
>4 16oz cokes
>a whole 14" pepperoni and bacon pizza
>6" steak sub with peppers and onions
>4 mozzeralla sticks with marinara
>most of an order of poutine
>didn't puke
>get hungry again in a few hours

>>35038465
>>35038583
Should probably mention that these were 12oz cans, not pints of beer or anything like that.

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>mfw I don't know what even half of the things mentioned ITT are

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>>35037890
I had to be taken to the hospital after 38 slices of pizza
>he has never eaten until passing out
>calls himself fat

>>35037890
>12 breads
>probably 2 or 2,5 litters of coffee

result: Spray like diarrhea.

>>35038756
You are severely disturbed if this is true. You have a legitimate eating disorder and need help.

>>35038815
>>12 breads
did you just make a JoJo reference?

>>35038912
No, i don't know who is JoJo, i just really like bread

>>35038981
>i just really like bread
How many breads have you eaten in your life?

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>>35037890
An entire medium sized stuffed crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut with like 2 cans of soda.

I might have also had garlic knots with cheese in them along with the pizza, I don't really remember

I hadn't eaten anything that entire day, thoufh

4 big macs, 20 mcnuggers, large fries, large drink

>>35039036
Large pizza, not medium.

>>35039024
i might regret answering this question but, a lot

>>35038856
>You have a legitimate eating disorder and need help
It was free pizza what would you have done?

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> two number 9s
>a number nine large
>a number 6 with extra dip
> a number 7
>two number 45s, one with cheese
>and a large soda.

>>35038589
its an addiction. ive been fighting it since i was 6 years old.

>>35039159
I would have eaten some pizza then saved the rest and eaten it over the course of three days. Whenever I get a Domino's it lasts me three days. First day is chicken side and one third of the large pizza. On the subsequent two days, I add baked beans to soften it back up and eat the other two thirds.

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As a woman this thread is hilarious. NEET faggots like you guys stuff your piggy faces with pizza and beer and then get angry at lazy fat bitches for being lazy and fat. I gain weight if I eat over 1300 calories a day. You bet your ass I'd like to be lazy and fat.

>>35039227
I couldn't take it home with me. It was then or never.

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>>35039232
Will you please be my girlfriend? You sound like a woman of taste and refinement. I will serve you however you will. Desu.

>>35039256
Then just eat and then
>Phew I'm full, that was a nice treat no need to overdo it or end up in hospital like some kind of absolute madman

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>>35039232
I eat 2k calories a day and I stay at a nice 115 lbs without ever gaining weight

Which is nice considering I'd be a massive fatass if it wasn't for my metabolism

>>35039325
>He doesn't realise metabolism slows with age
Your time will come

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40 pork bbq ribs or 26 fried catfish fillets whichever is more

>>35038628

Goddamn this is a lot. How heavy are you?

>>35038756
You actually passed out from the food? Did they take you to the hospital while unconscious?

What did they even do after you go there?

>>35039317
pussy
>>35039547
they performed a gastric suction on me

>>35039325
I eat ~2k calories a day and usually put on 5-10lbs a year. I diet it off every couple years though. I'm a 5'10" mostly sedentary guy. I should be about 150lbs but I'm 160 now.

>>35039473
At that point, I was at my worst, weighing 260-odd lbs
I've slimmed down to 210lbs since, and basically just hover around this level of fatness

>>35039653
How is that possible? My sedentary maintenance calories are 1800 and I'm 86kg. 2000 isn't that much. I routinely eat that many having done some walking or gym and it says I'm in deficit by 1000 every day.

two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6, extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda