Any registered sex offenders here on this board? If so please

Bumping for genuine interest. I wonder why these breads dont get going sometimes.

>>35037777
bumpin for thos sicc quads

>>35038335
> Made this exact same thread a couple of months ago
> Banned for one month
> Still ignore why

>>35037777
14 yr old stacy sister claimed i raped her because she hated me and wanted me out of the house resulting in my entire family disowning me, spending 3.5 years in prison and being registered as a sex offender.

>>35038453
Did this really happen? If so, story? Why did she hate you? Did you ever do anything to her or want to? What was prison like with being charged that way?

>>35038453
damn anon that sucks.
oregani

>>35038453
You do know that you can disprove these claims

>>35038519
Obviously I couldn't fag

Girl who was 15 claimed I raped her, after I didn't call her back after a date... She went to the police, they didn't have any evidence, but my parents didn't believe me. The lawyer the state gave me made a plea bargan, of no time served, 2 years probation, and I signed it.

Well, now I'm a sex offender. Good thing my job is all contract work, because good luck getting a job being legally required to say I plead guilty to raping an underage girl.

>>35038453

what's it like on the inside?

>>35038692
Tight I'd imagine. She was only 14.

>>35038757
I chuckled.

origiroo

>>35038757
kek

>originolio

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>>35037777
>walking to the grocery store to pick up a few things
>notice a few young girls sitting on a bench talking amongst each other, looking at me
>as I walk by, one of them runs up (from behind me), handcuffs one of my arms, the other handcuff is on her arm
>she starts screeching, yelling RAPE and HELP over and over again
>she starts running away, pulling me with her
>a big guy ended up punching me in the head and apperently I was knocked out
>I woke up to the police

never again

>>35037777 (checked)
>Any registered sex offenders here
my country has no registry, but I was convicted of exposing my dick at a woman when she drove past
I spend only 17 days in the gaol

>>35038940
>big guy
For whoo?

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I pulled down my pants in public and pissed on a car while singing an R. Kelly song

In my defense I was extremely drunk and didn't notice there was a family inside

>>35038980
>gaol
yo
where you at
southeast here

>>35039142
Srry bb I'm in the northsouth

giant dick penis in a jews butt was all it took to refer to me as randall.

>>35039142
>yo
>where you at
India

>>35038453
How could this happen. She would need to prove you raped her.

>>35037777
I was hanging out at my friends house and I heard a strange noise from down the hall. Long story short my pants got caught on a door knob I fell, the pants tore off and my penis fell inside his 16y/o sister who had just gotten out of the shower.

>>35039306
The fuck, how does that even happen

>>35039369
it doesnt you fucking retard

try thinking before you post


jesus christ

>>35039369
Just terrible luck. This other time I was at the mall and my pants got caught on the escalator. I tripped forward into a group of girls standing in front of me. Long story short my penis fell into one of the girls mouths. I have the worst luck.

Not listed but I hacked into emaips to acquire nudes.

Group probation on Thurs. Love probation

>>35038654
>my parents didn't believe me

What the fuck, man.