I lost my wallet while away from home visiting my brother
So I'm stuck here intill I can get another debit card /ID ect
My brother works all the time so he's never here or has any food in his fridge absolutely nothing so it's been 51 hours since I've ate . So I decided I might go steal from Walmart like my friends did when they were younger. But I've never stolen anything in my life I'm scared but I've never been so hungry in my life .
So /r9k/ how do i shoplift ?
Tips plz
put on some shitty looking clothes and feign being homeless for the day
>>35038436
As someone who has worked at a supermarket you can literally just walk out the door without paying, they have a policy that employees dont try to stop you since they dont want lawsuits.
>>35038530
So I could just grab a bag fill it and walk out ? Wouldn't the alarm go off when I walk out with items that haven't been scanned
>>35038530
This is a dumb meme. If this was true they would not invest in tag detectors or loss prevention. If you are caught in the act you will probably get fuckin tackled. Maybe not if it by the exit. Either way you can expect a visit from the police, so dont shoplift anything over a few dollars in the first place.
>>35038436
Just to to some poor shop and cut out the scan thing.
>>35038605
Security cameras ya doofus. Also anybody who sees you walk out. Sure nobody will catch you at that moment, but eventually the police will come knocking at your door because somebody ratted you out.