>drunk
>virgin
>horny
>no qt to fuck
Jesus Christ all I want to do is get laid. Why did I have to be born in a time when sex for non Chad men is almost impossible??
>>35155206
What have you tried?
>inb4 "nothing and I'm out of ideas"
>>35155250
I went to college and came out still a virgin. what am I supposed to do?
>>35155322
>what am I supposed to do?
How about use your brain to come up with ideas for places you can go to meet and talk to women
>>35155350
Yeah I'll just go out and be myself. Thanks Chad.
>>35155364
>"I want something but I'm not prepared to do anything required to get it"
Predictable response
>>35155206
maybe if u went to a pub instead to a neckbeard virgin suicide hotline site to whine about how you cant get pussy, you would get your pussyweiner wet more ofteb
>>35155615
Ok Stacey. And why aren't you over at Tyone's house getting fucked?
>>35155206
that's what hookers are for, stupid