>wake up >look into the mirror >this is now your

go back to shitposting on r9k and complaining about >nogf

>>35215399
Cry because I lost at least 4 points in the beauty 10/10 scale.

go to work so i can pay off my student loans

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Find a mommygf as fast as possible.

>>35215399
Suck some cock because I've finally got the lips for it

>>35215399
> Install grindr
> Have as much gay sex as possible

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>>35215399
Kill myself.
Couldn't live with that fucking face.
Pic related, best face ever.

>>35215399
>tfw shitty beard genetics
This guy would look average as fuck without his beard, it literally adds at least 3 points
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35215444
He is pure aryan.

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>>35215492
>This guy would look average as fuck without his beard

Biggest bullshit ever.

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>>35215537
textless poast

>>35215399

Shave my stupid beard. Proceed to spend my day shitposting as usual.

>>35215553
i still have no idea what a fuccboi is. as far as I can tell its a guy that girls love/hate because they know he'll be slamming a different 10/10 every day after fucking them and never call them back

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back when men look like men and not like boys.

>>35215623
Dat guy is sexy af tho.
Wouldn't mind getting my boipucci pounded by this gui.

>>35215610
it's basically black slang for a lil faggot before stacies culturally appropriated it to mean something retarded

>>35215623
>Longs
>extra length

mmm

Kill myself, as I've became a flamboyand fagget

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>>35215703
There's nothing halfway about it

>>35215399
Get freaked out. I'd also be a little annoyed later on in life as I'd miss my 'uglier'/normal face.

Oh shit. Hope my boyfriend doesn't leave me then since I am his little bitch and he certainly loves that.

>>35215492
>this person woud look worse without [attractive feature]
no shit

I would shave the beard since this is me in a picture but with a beard and I hate beards

Vent by being extremely rude to girls

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>>35215399
It would be a bittersweet feeling.
On one side I wouldn't be an ugly robot anymore but on the other I wouldn't be a girl either.

It would probably me getting a bf easier though since he's super handsome but considering that I'm a tranny it would mean now I would be a handsome Chad with dysphoria instead of ugly anon with dysphoria.

There's no winning here.

>>35215610
Fuccbois are any males who just follow the trends to determine what they wear how they look how they behave etc.

Just a slave to the trends

>>35215399
Looking attractive on the outside doesn't change how ugly I am on the inside.

I'd cancel all my facial surgeries, make a tinder account, and fuck 50-100 girls.

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Collect female orbiters.

>>35215399
go on tinder and ghost all the stacies i possibly can

>>35215399
Shave and a haircut.

>>35216415
also id have them come over, then open the door look them from head to toe and go pffffffft and slam the door in their face. do anything to break as many sluts as possible.

>>35215399
First get a shave and a haircut, because that's unacceptable.
Secondly, believe I'm happy for a few months while moving toward a massive identity crysis.

Become even more depressed because now I just look like a massive faggot retard

>>35215399
>shave
>get a haircut
maybe this is why im alone

I'd go on a rampage trying to redpill as many people as possible.

They'd listen to me because I'd be Chad.