>first time talking to a female (other than mom) in 4 years

>idolizing and worshiping the existence of women so much you cant function as a human being around one
They're a walking bag of meat that poops and breathes like you retard what are you so afraid of

>>35236588
They don't poop exactly like me. They don't have to lift their gargantuan penis and place it across their legs so it doesn't dangle into the doo doo stream. Right?

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>move into a new apartment
>next door neighbour is a 3.14 qt
>manage to say "hi" while walking past
>she starts a conversation
>ohshit.jpg
>hands soaked with sweat, never talked with a 3.14 qt before
>Gonna be alpha, start talking shit about the landlord, and how he looks like hes about to kill himself
>"but anon, thats my dad! I cant believe you can say such things"
>slams the door in my face


Sorry for bad english, not my first language

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>>35236588
It was existentially terrifying. Like being judged by God. Like she was dooming me and my million year oldgenes to extinction.

>>35236634
I lel'd, sorry