What is your excuse for not having one of these at home?

But i have them,my logic is,if a normie tries to bully me again i will be strong to defend myself,i watch bjj videos and do some training 3 times/week,feels good,i think i can beat any normie.

>>35236678
Because milk jugs filled with sand are better.

>>35236678

I do though. I lift 4 days a week.

>>35236761
post pics of arms and ass pls

>>35236678
that is a 7.5 kg dumbbell, what the fuck am I supposed to train with that? my gainless body from 15 years ago?

>>35236791
Yes, it would be a benefit to skeltals who havent trained ever, and are too scared to go to the gym

>>35236761
Yeah but I bet you lift the lightest 4 days. Pussyday, Fagday, Frillyday, and Sunday.

because I have two of them

>>35236839
What does that even mean
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>>35236817
No it wouldn't be, curling 7.5 kgs will just tonify an almost non-existent muscles. You need a variety of weights, it's the gradual supra solicitation that triggers muscle growth.
I'm not hating or anything, i'm just telling you I tried Calisthenics, low weights at home and hitting an actual gym. Low weights at home was the most useless, you're better off doing body weight training. You'll hit your biceps more doing armbar pull-ups than you will curling a girl dumbell.

>>35236882
So you're telling me the 20 dollar purchase I just made was worthless

>>35236774

Maybe when I am aesthetic, Anon.

Because I'm not going to use it.

Because I'm not strong enough to carry it home from the store.

>>35236678
I did have one. Such a pain screwing and unscrewing the lugs every time I wanted to adjust the weight.

A gym membership is more expensive but so much more convenient. Plus you can actually meet girls there.

>>35236678
Why the FUCK would I have a dumbbell? They're literally useless.

>>35236678
I have a small penis why should i even "attempt" ? It's a dead end. Whether i be kind to people or hurt them, life will always be bad for me.

>>35237011
I'm too socially anxious for the gym and I found that I would flunk out eventually due to depression. However you can go to the gym but also have these at home so you can train whenever

>>35237046
I didn't believe them when they said this board was made of literal retards but then i saw your post thanks anon

>>35236761
>he doesn't lift every single day
It's like you want to be small

>>35237070
Sex is not everything, if you think like that you must be small-minded, not just small-dicked.

>>35237003

Order it online and let them deliver it to your doorstep

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>>35236917
If it was 20 dollars then no, I come from shitty 3rd world, nice clean western dumbbell like that costs half my monthly pay.

>>35237003
But you can wheel it to your car right?

>>35237088
I may be a retard, but at least I don't own any dumbbells. Christ above lad, don't tell me you're actually trying to "lift" with those?

>>35237117
Well spend half your pay then! What do you have to lose?

>>35237118
I don't have a car. The last time I drove I struggled to release the handbrake because I'm too weak. The instructor had to do it for me.

>>35237118
I imagine some fat autist rolling a 7 kg dumbbell to their car now

>>35237134
Elaborate... how is it not useful when you sit at home as homestuck NEET doing nothing anyway

>>35237134
What do you lift with big boy? Piss jugs?

>>35237110
Well i don't see anything worth thinking about other than that.

>>35237147
>some fat autist rolling a 7 kg dumbbell to their car now
Hahaha I meant with a shopping cart but that works

>>35237144
Hahahahahahh

>>35237163

Small minded it is

>>35236678
Because my body has learned to excrete liquid muscle into my body thus removing any need for lifting

>>35237141
My gains, I have my gains to lose.
My weakest lift which is the seated eagle fly for the rear delts is at 12.5kgx12 for my first and lightest set. I literally have no use for a 7.5kg dumbbell.

>>35237150
Nah, i take your dad's huge hard pecker and load it up with pus and doo doo that squirted from your mom's stinky cunt.

>>35237163
Then your a narrow minded retard. Probably a virgin too

>>35237144
Jesus. Maybe you should learn to drive first. Then start lifting

>>35237188
Dam. Sound kinda hot

>>35236678
my exuse that you should fuck off, normalfag

I'm originally too smart.

>>35237248
Sorry, this board belongs to /fit/ now. You can have /s4s/ if you want

>>35236917
if you can get some more pl8s to put on that thing then it becomes a little more useful, i don't know how heavy you can make it while keeping it grippable though

>>35236678
i should get one, i can't go to the gym anymore because they said my pussy stinks too much. i'm a guy btw, my doctor said i can transition for cheap by tying off my clit with a rubber band and never washing my pussy so it smells like a gross scrotum.

>>35237194
I AM a virgin. Women seem superior to me, i lost the urge to pursue them, because i always imagine how they would react to bigger penises after they see mine. It's really crushing. I kind of avoid thinking about women because it's painful and infuriating.

Just do like 500 pushups a day

>>35237080
if you go to the gym in the morning during work/school hours there's nothing but old retired people doing ultra-low impact exercises.

>have these at home so you can train whenever
nah, I need to set time aside to exercise. I can't shitpost and curl at the same time.

>>35236678
Too heavy to lift in cart.

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who 25 pounds here

>>35237387
I am confused by your post. Are you a girl(male) or a girl(female)?

>>35237773
i'm a boy (female). i have a biological pussy and i'm trying to make it smelly like a boy's crusty nutsack. why, you interested? i'm a faggot.

>>35237812
No. Your pussy should be washed until you transition. These things are filthy and disgusting and smell SO bad if not washed constantly.
Please anon don't force everyone to smell your filthole.

>>35237762
strong boy...

>>35237839
but being smelly makes me more masculine!!!! smell my filthole i'm a gross farting boy with a stinky poon tang!!

>>35237604
>I can't shitpost and curl at the same time.

Scrub

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>>35237387
origgggdinal comment

>>35237248
Stay weak virgin