Is a moustache the true robot facial hair?

No.
Where did you get this idea?

Posting a pic of Tom Selleck while making a case for the moustache being a the true robot facial hair is probably the worst thing you could have done.

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How do I grow a manly moustache?

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you need to have chad genetics to pull off a great mustache without looking like a pedo or weirdo, so no

>>35244347
That's absolutely retarded.

Unkempt facial hair / neckbeard would have been far more logical, even though that's more of a stereotype than the truth.