>buy so much food at McDonalds that they give me a free balloon

>>35244524
post a pic of the ballon mate don't let us down

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>>35244557
>>35244524
Yes anon, please show us the balloon.

Surely you're pathetic enough to have kept it.

>>35244524
>"oh you're having a big party tonight huh?"

What items did you buy and how many?

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>>35244557
>>35244583
My phone is busted but I guess a webcam pic works

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>>35244583
>>35244640
holy shit it is real, OP really is a fat pathetic wanker

>>35244640
Nice balloon, try asking for 2 next time

>>35244695
And you're a normie faglord, out of my thread

>>35244717
>normie faglord
nah sorry can't let this go, mate.
This is robotdom on a whole new level

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>>35244640
Hey dude, I think its a pretty cool balloon, nice colour.

Use the helium in it and record silly voices for us on Vocaroo, please.

>>35244524
>buy lotta food and drinks
>and condoms

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>>35244771
If I was him I'd use the helium to kms.

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>>35244524
>>35244640

jesus christ, how much did you buy, you tubby cunt?

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>>35244863
>>35244846
>>35244771
>>35244754
IT WAS A FREE FUCKING BALLOON YOU DICKHEADS WAS I SUPPOSED TO TURN DOWN FREE?

NORMIE DICKSUCKERS

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>>35244889
It's not u anon, it's me.

>>35244846
Thats not how helium these days work

Also why did they assume you were having a party op? Couldn't they see your fatness?

>>35244889
So what's your plans with the balloon now, anon?

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>>35244640
It's a cool balloon, OP. Have fun with it, okay?

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>>35244943
Dissect it or drop it off a bridge. That's what he should do.

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>>35244640
I guess anon wasn't the only bloated thing that left the restaurant

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>>35245246
I will beat you into the dirt weeb

I will snap your scrawny neck with my bear hands

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draw a face on the balloon and make friend with it.

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>>35245266
You would probably follow the balloon and run out gas before you attempted to use more energy thats required to fill your fat face

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>>35245266
>bear hands
Good luck gripping me without fingers

The trick to buying lots of food is to pretend to read it off a text message so they think other people sent you on an Micky D's run.

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I didn't know people this fat and unhealthy existed.

>>35245319
>tfw when the balloon starts to deflate and the smiling face turns into a frowning one
Why does life hurt this bad?

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>>35244889
ignore em senpai, eat as much as you like

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Personally anon I think you're adorable, so don't worry.

Balloons make everyone feel better. Why not keep it?

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>>35245501
You're not doing it for yourself.
You're doing it for the balloon.
At least in its final moments before deflating, He'll have a friend.
He'll be aware that his job of partymaker has been done.
Sure, it wasn't the life he expected.
Being tossed around by childs or Being stucked somewhere in the corner of a room, maybe with a little bit of tape.
That's what he probably had planned for its life.
But as he and we on that extend, all know life isn't a thing you can program.
One day, you beleive you'll going to end up like another balloon, in some party, Like everybody else. The next day, You're in the room with a robot.
He looks sad, yes. And you know you will deflate. You will die. You will lose all your air without having seen a single smile. Not a single child was happy because of you.
And then, as the air runs out, questions start to rise from deep inside.
Questions like: "Was I not enought?" Or even "Will I be forgotten?" or maybe a more general, but not yet less tearing: "Why?".

That's why, That's why You should draw a smiley face on him and be friend with him.
His death is not avoidable. But you can probably give the poor thing the sweet relief of a smile, a companionship.
He won't die alone. You'll be togheter.
In its last instants, he'll know his goal, his purpose was archivied.
And maybe, who knows, he'll die with a smile.

>>35245501
>>tfw when
>that feeling when when

>>35244889
Just tell me exactly what you ordered. I want an insight into the life of a typical American to make me feel less guilty about getting Domino's this evening