Robot Haircut Thread

>not Mohawk Mullet
You fucked up

post pictures of the result

I'm gonna get a haircut today, I think I'll just get it high and tight.

>>35244059
I just say,
>#2 on the sides and #6 on the top

That seems to work, and then it's 8-10 weeks until I need another one.

When I when to the barber to lose my emo cut I just told the guy short on the back and sides and medium on the top.

It turned out alright.

>>35244059
>tapered undercut
What a gay looking hairstyle. Looks like you're trying to make a point

I legit once walked in and said I wanted a ss haircut because that is what fit convinced me it's cool and popular.

I need to get a haircut

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>>35246648
I forgot the picture because I'm a retard.

I'm my own barber. Number 1 all over.

>>35244059
>look up tapered undercut
>it's that weird gayish looking style all the young college men have
I see.

>tapered undercut

Might as well have just said you wanted a Hitler Youth. It's an incredibly gay and unflattering hairstyle unless you're a 10/10 Chad with a chiseled jaw and sharp face.

The true robot hairstyle is a self-done buzzcut. No longer than an eighth of an inch.

>>35246676
Looks good to me anon

>Need a haircut
>No sense of style
>Not letting fucking /fa/ggots tell me what looks good, since if you're not a 6'4 100lb lanklet their style doesnt work
>Sit down in the chair
>35 year old greets me
>Has gypsy-levels of jewelry, heavy green eyeshadow, blush, wearing patterned white yoga pants, a bra, and some weird net-top thing
>Not even a real shirt
>Tell her "I wanna shorten this and trim the beard to maybe a 6"
>Anything specific?
>"Nah just do whatever you think looks good"
>Oh I love it when guys come in and let me do that! It's so much fun!

Had to shift really awkwardly to get my boner hidden when standing up after watching her jiggle her ass around and shove her nearly-exposed breasts into my face for 45 minutes.

I get a #1 all over
shave my head so I don't have to worry about it for awhile

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>tfw you started cutting your own hair 2-3 years ago
I kinda miss the feeling of clippers against the back of my neck and sideburns. Also the boobs on the back of my head of course.

I stopped going because it's kinda embarrassing if your mom has to drop you off when you're 25

am i the only one who cuts his own hair?

>>35244059
>robot haircut thread
>tapered undercut
i just googled tapered undercut and it looks more like an average nu-male haircut. stay away from it, lads.

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Hell yes anon.
>need haircut
>to lazy
>might just ask my sis to do it so that I don't have to leave the house

>>35247482
tell us more about your sis

>>35247553
She's pretty annoying.
Original post 100%

>>35247683
how old. is she? what does she look like?

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>>35244059
Or don't get a haircut at all you wannabe normies

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>>35247706
>mfw I know where this is heading
Oregano

>going to a barbershop
>"robot"
Fucking normies, the true robots haircut is that which is done by his mother or one he does himself with the buzzer.

>>35244059
I despise haircuts because my hairline is receding and I hate looking at my ugly mug in that goddamn barber mirror. I haven't had a cut in months (since returning to college) but when I'm home for spring break I want to practice buzzing my own hair. I wear a hat all of the time anyway so it won't matter if I fuck up, plus since I'm balding I have to get used to a buzzcut anyway.

I get it cut with a fag near home. He managed to make me look not-awful-tier and that's enough for me.