ITT: We pretend we're circumcised

>its much easier to keep dick clean and hygienical uncut cucks, besides women find it much more appeasing

>>35247510
so glad i have a vagina and i dont have to worry about having a dick

>LALALA JEALOUS ANT-EATER DICKS I LOVE THAT MY PARENTS WENT OUT AND MADE THE DECISION TO CUT MY FORESKIN OFF AS A BLOOD SACRIFICE TO ALL-MIGHTY YAHWEH NOW MY DICK LOOKS MORE PLEASING TO WOMEN LALALA

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y-yeah let's just pretend haha

this thread made me feel awful incredibly fast

well played

>>35247550

t - virgin who can't into child tier hygiene and has no clue what one women finds appealing let alone all of them

>>35247510
>uncut dicks look better than some flap of skin

>>35247510
>phimosis
>actually wish I was circumcised

>parents are actually okay with mutilating their kids

It's just cause they're boys
Imagine if something similar was done to girls, there would be outrage

>>35247612
>this thread made me feel awful incredibly fast
I'm sorry bro.

>>35247510
>h-haha I might have a dull leathery knob that looks like it has a farmer's tan but at least I don't have an extra bit of skin on my dick that retains sensitivity and natural moisture! I live in a time and place that has no access to running water and hasn't discovered soap yet!

>>35247645
There is, just in even shittier third world countries in Africa.

>>35247510
>when i pull my dick out, it doesn't stink.
amidoinitrite?

>>35247643
In case you haven't tried finding a solution http://www.healthboards.com/boards/mens-health/178155-stretching-fix-tight-foreskin-phimosis.html

>>35248591
>when you realize all the phimosis posters are actually jew shills

>>35248881
I recently heard that if you convert as an adult they still gotta get some of that dick blood, even if you are already circumcised.

>>35247510
>I'm so insecure about my dick I need to make threads on /r9k/ pretending I have a different dick
That's kinda sad, OP.

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>>35247510
>tfw don't have to pretend
Why, America?

>>35249902
how do you know he doesn't have 2 dicks?

>>35247510
You say that like the majority of people who're circumsized were willingly.

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fucking anteater fags are so jealous of our supreme last longer more aesthetic penises that they could go get cut whenever they want but don't for some reason haha.

>>35249979
He probably does and they're both gross as fuck.

People say circumcision makes you less sensitive. I've always thought that would be good to make you last longer in bed. My glans is so fucking sensitive.

>>35250015
>more aesthetic
Lmao what
Circumcision is ugly af

Any other anons trying out a manual regrowth routine? I need to get on that.

>>35250136
why not just cut your dick off and get a dildo to replace it?

Actually, better yet. Why not lock it up in a cage and huge other sexually superior men fuck your woman for you?

>>35247510
That picture really makes me hmmmm

Why do we even care about what our dicks look like? It's not like they're gonna be seen by anyone.

>>35250157
every cutlet argument on 4chan is women think it looks nicer to have a two toned scarred penis

>>35250970
I'm cut by my dick isn't 2 toned

I'm 0.7% less likely to get infected with aids and it only cost me 50% of the sensitivity down there.

Why are uncuts so insecure? You'll never see a cutfag making threads like these.