>"Gosh anon, I told you going out in the rain was a bad

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>going out in the rain without a coat
>allowing someone to carry hot chicken soup (a potential weapon) in my blindspot
>allowing a women, of all things, into my danger radius
>having a 'bed' in the conventional sense

0/10 do not relate to this situation at all

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>>35247465
Why must you do this to me, anon?

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>>35247465
>o-okay, sorry.. i-ill try not to do it next time.. just for you..

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>"I see you don't want to be in this party as much as I do. Let's get out of here, anon"

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>>35247605
>"Oh, anon. You're so cute."
*kisses your cheek*
>"What am I gonna do without you?"

I hate you OP.

I'm sick today and would love someone to help take care of me.

I don't understand this real life meme, do people really go out in the snow or rain and then get sick? I've literally never had that happen and have done shit like play outside in the rain for hours, or run around in the snow barefoot in shorts.

>>35247719
*with you. The implication is that you're hopeless and need her by your side.

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>ANON MY LIFE IS EMPTY WITHOUT YOU
>PLEASE UNBLOCK ME I MISS YOU SO MUCH

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>>35247465
>hot chicken soup
sorry I'm vegan

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>>35248697

Don't make me feel this anon pls

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>"I ran out of ideas. What else should I add to the song. Should the third verse be about how wonderful you are as a boyfriend?"

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