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Dear fucking Christ robots I've just been assaulted by what I can only call the nigger of the bug kingdom. I was just playing vidya in my big boy blankey and felt a tickle on my left arm. And what the fuck do I see to my left but a god damn wolf spider. I'm a huge arachnophobe after being bit by a brown recluse and having my right arm have a huge hole in it for weeks so I flip out scream and throw said blanket on the ground whilst simultaneously stripping to the nude. I threw the blanket in the Hall but I'm sure the fucker is in my room somewhere under my bed or in my clothes I leave everywhere. Help I'm in the nude wondering what to do now.
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>Spider just triggered me and I'm now nude in the living room not knowing what the fuck to do.
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>>35247266
>nigger of the bug kingdom
What are cockroaches? Are you Australian?
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>>35247266
You sound like a fucking wimp.
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>>35247266
I'm sorry. Spiders truly are scary. Be careful, there could be more.
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Go in wielding your vacuum cleaner. Seriously
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>>35247355
Only ever seen a cockroach in my house once but spiders they're everywhere here, they somehow survive winter only to come fuck with me while I'm most vulnerable.
>Just like the black kids in highschool
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>try not to kill bugs because I'm a huge faggot like that
>god damn spider keeps trying to drop onto my head when I'm in the shower
fuck you spider stop testing my resolve
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>>35247373
A wolf spider will jump at you without fear. They're satans cumstain in my life and I can't deal with it anymore this is the fourth time I've been attacked.
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>>35247448
In nz myself, I get cockroaches at least twice a week they're just fucking horrible, I absolutely contempt ants, I spilt sprite in my room two days ago and the next day I saw two dozen of them crawling where I did it. Spiders have never been too much of a problem for me though despite being a little creepy.
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>>35247266
Do you have bug spray? Use it liberally.
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