Hey /r9k/ I'm gonna kill myself today ask me anything

>>35262051
how you gunna do that then op?

>>35262051
you literally won't. attention whore

it's release carbon monoxide.

same way that guy on wizchan killed himself

>>35262051
so you came here in the hopes of getting v&?

if you're just retarded then better hurry up, they're on the way.

>>35262051
What's your main reason for doing that?

Please don't do it anon. There's still chance to turn things around .

>>35262090
heard it burns the lungs, also could take 4 days to kill you dead, if people find you that is.

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What led you to this point?

>>35262107
fuck off norman shill

>>35262103
Just sick of living,and being a wageslave,Ive always hated life since I was 14,and wanted to die ever since

>>35262051
Film it or do it on webcam

>>35262100
I thinks it's impossible if I'm traveling in a car,unless the police can pin point my exact location when I'm constantly driving.

Wouldn't an exit bag be less painful?

>>35262110

perhaps it does, I'm not op btw

>>35262051
OP this is a fucking terrible terrible way to kill yourself. Do not do this it will be incredibly painful and slow

>>35262110
>heard it burns the lungs
Yes, the fumes from formic acid are nasty. You'd need to filter them out

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18363119

>>35262110
The guy who did on wizchan said he felt no pain, before passing out

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"You have so much to live for!"
"Find a nice girl!"
"There's someone out there for everyone haha :)"

This is incredibly painful op

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>>35262163
who would want to leave a world as amusing as this anon, youknow greatness is out there, just not in your life. so escape your life. not this way. just drive far away instead go to some far out town get drunk at the bar and meet some locals or something, then sleep in your car. atleast have a single experience like this before you make the decision to go anon. we love you anon. mwah. the world that is, the real world not this sad board.

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>>35262249
take a trip and find wats out there, rob a bank and take holiday to india, sell your ass to a gay man for the money to ride a rollercoaster, suck a gay actors cock for free cocaine then steal his television. LIVE LIFE hard enough it kills you if you really want to go out.

>>35262291
>rob a bank
99% chance of getting caught.

>>35262249
The real world doesn't love anybody you naive piece of shit

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him off a plane?

>>35262301
and? you can just kill yourself in prison, or seek mental defense and be coddled and given free drugs for the rest of your life like my highschool friend. not much freedom but plenty of nice meds and hes got an xbox foood everything he needs.
>>35262307
and how much of an effect have you had on peoples lives for them to be grateful and show you gratitude anon, the world is not so dark.

>>35262307
>>35262337
if you help some people who are in need immediatly after you will be shown the worlds love and they will help you too. there is plenty meaning in life.

>>35262301
>oh no anon's life is ruined
dumbass

>>35262100
the fbi doesn't give a fuck if one lonely unemployed white guy dies

they only care if you take others with you, because they need normies to feel safe at school and work so they keep slaving away

>>35262249
>>35262291
And do all this with that same feeling of emptiness that follows me around 24/7?

Doing stuff does nothing for me. None of that "amusing" stuff will make me feel happy or fulfilled or much of anything I'd probably just be bored desu

>>35262337
>xbox in prison
not all of us live in scandinavia/netherlands

>>35262307
>>35262051
this isnt going to stop me from sleeping or anything, but i would emplore you to try anon, i used to hate my life so much and thought of the same, i dont think id be here if it wasnt for buying a scratchie lotto ticket on a last ditch soul searching trip, only $1000au but it was enough too have some great experiences, and within 3 days id changed my views, te money was pretty much gone but i saw a reason. lots of love goodnight anon, try something different on your lst day before you go. its only rational to try.
if you were here id give you my last mdma cap and 1 of my tabs anon, i wish you the best and hope your journey doesnt end so short and dark.

>>35262051
Take some people with you at least, kill a few normies go to a university

>>35262381
>treat others nicely and they will be nice to you
>>35262384
try killing yourself in prison, dipstick

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>>35262051
Goodnight, Anon.
Think of a nice memory, okay?

>>35262478
australia, minor offenders whho are considered to much of a danger ot be in soceity butnot terrible crriminals often have very nice facilities, menntal forensics patients centres pr something.

>>35262051
How did you find the courage?

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Don't do it anon, there truly can be better days ahead, you know.

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>>35262051
See you on the other side

https://youtu.be/CWUCqK_Agx4

>>35262427
>>35262493
please anon, i know this emptyness, try another day, but of a different life. this emptyness can go, it wasnt there when you were a child, not always, and it doesnt have to be always in the future, things change anon, and hoestly its not always for the worse

>>35262197
>reincarnation
This board is 18+ :^)

Oysters's and worlds and all that.

>>35262051
Good luck OP, I hope it goes well

See you in the next life, brother

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>>35262051
Goodbye anon.
I am gonna advice you to not do that, as they are few of people like us in this world.
But if you carry on, Godspeed.

Fucking bitch op, whats the point of dying, cant fuck up anyones life from there, better to become an heroin addict and die of a overdose

>>35262107
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>>35262249
>>35262291
>>35262337
>>35262553
>>35262560
>all these self important dipshits
You phony, dumbfuck normies all deserve to have your shins broken.

Hope it all goes well and fast.
See you on the other side OP

>>35262427
drive far away anon, away frome veryone you know and throw yor phone out. and live a new life tomorrow, if only for a day, whats the harm in trying it and doing this tomorrow atleast, your opinion will probably be different aby the end of the day exploring a new setting, and if not it was only 1 more day and it was definitely worth a sot at a life worth living.
goodnight anon. bye. my life is nothing great but the emptyness is gone, my life is good. far from grea t and im still lonely but its better then it was and it can get far bettter yet

>>35262498
He doesn't have to kill himself in jail if he's smart the cops will do it for him.

You're not gonna do it. You guys never do it.

But yes, just for making this thread, you SHOULD kill yourself.