>ywn be an eccentric wacky intelligent passionate proffesor at a prestigious university
>ywn have all of your students look up to you as a father figure and stay in contact long after they graduate
This never happens, at least in USA
>>35089956
It happens. It's just very rare.
Why don't you get a PhD and make it happen if you really want? There are so many meme subjects out there now it can't be that hard.