I love being Australian. Especially in this day and age. Finally,

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I love being Australian. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the protection of the internet, we can assume our role as the dominate country. We can banter the shit out of internet users, emotionally torment them, even shitpost and there is nothing they can do about it and Americans will never have a chance to post as slick as us.

For example, a yank filed for a mod to delete the thread a little over a year ago when he discovered I was shitposting. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me typing shit on the keyboard, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to bait others. I continued to shitpost with my blacked keyboard for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us shitposting and me getting pleased by a superior massive (you) while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a ban. Under advice of mods, I cleaned out our joint (you) account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford a competent ban appeal.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the memes he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 neetbux a month in meme support, 3,725 tendies a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being a cunt.. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :^)

He whined like a little cunt to the mod, claiming he had to get a mate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.