>be 27 year old virgin >get tired of it, don't want

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>be 27 year old virgin
>get tired of it, don't want to die a wiz
>get hooker
>she's a qt
>she gives me a blowjob and it felt like the best thing ever
>the only thing i could think of is saving up more for another go
>a few days pass
>get these weird warts on my dick
>tfw don't have health insurance and my job doesn't give it
>make too much for medicaid
>dick and balls hurt bad
>pissing feels like I'm pissing lava
>my stomach hurts