This guy grabs your ass, gives you a turtle, and tells you he'll give you a gf if you vote for him in 2020. Wat do?
>bush family
Fuck no.
>>35098182
I tell him I will vote for him, then ensure that at some point in the future I get interviewed on camera making fun of him and saying a rival candidate's political slogan.
>>35098182
Hit him in the face with the turtle.
I'll tell him to "please clap."