Can somebody please give me a quick rundown?

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Uh, why do you have pics of my gf?

explain yourself, scumbag

>>35356748
>genetically modified clone of Jeanne of Arc and Arnold Schwarzenegger
>conception of time is different than ours, can workout 38 hours straight without hydratation
>possibly over 300 years old in human years
>European strongmen bow down to her
>rules over Planet Fitness with an iron but fair fist
>benchpresses over 2200 pounds
>Zyzz once disrespected Chloe in public; what happened next is history
>rumored to have psychic powers - this is FALSE
>invented the paleo diet
>whey protein does not come from cows, but from Chloe's secret lab containing thousands of clones
>the japanese were the closest to uncovering her
>this is why the nukes happened
>milk factory hentai is their attempt to send us a message
>to this day nobody knows Chloe's true purpose, we can only hope she's benevolent

>>35356748
Chloe Moretz has a bizarrely proportioned body. People have made edits to exaggerate her strangeness even further.