>get into bed >the demons are back and they require

spoopy ooooo

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>the demons are back and they require a greater sacrifice
hmmm

What was the first one?

>>35371703
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>originalino

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>walk into bedroom

The closet goblins took the cat and raped it to death

Start worshipping a God to protect you. Gods are generally much better masters than demons, although not always.

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>go to kitchen
>oven ghost demand a pizza

LEAVE ME ALONE

>>35371703
It took the guy 1 hour of processing to get 1 minute of film. He wanted to over-process it to get that signature look.

>>35371839
the loss of my penis virginity

>go to bathroom
>toilet ghost demands poopoopeepee


LEAVE ME ALONE

>>35372072
>go to shitter
>magical water bowl goddess accepts my sacrifice and hands me more gold poop

go to kitchen
get cutting board
chop off some fingers so demons can leave your body
profit