>friends and I are drinking beers
>in a park
>walk over to backpacker
>"would you like to drink with us?"
>comes over
>drink, learn she's from belgium
>very cute 8/10
>friend is sloppy
>starts trying her
>she rejects again and again
>eventually decide to go to a bar
>Two of my friends get lost they're too fucked up
>me and my other mate get into bar with grill
>drink and talk
>go outside for a cigarette together
>other friend leaves
>just me and her
>start sperging out
>"W-What are you up to tonight?"
>"Just this"
>look into each other's eyes for a split second then I look away
>she sticks her tongue my throat
>we kiss for 2 hours
>eventually fuck her raw in the bathroom after much convincing
I'm an ugly manlet btw
>>35372834
Nice job compadre
Your friends hired a prostitute to fuck you and put on a big charade so you wouldn't know it wasn't planned
she probably already blew all of them a few times before you ever met her when she conveniently appeared out of no where and started drinking with strangers in a park
>there is hope
Yeah, if all you want is to fuck some easy slut in the bathroom of a bar.
Come back and tell me there's hope when you're married to a nice girl.
okay, go away. It was nice to know you, but you are not welcome here anymore.
>>35372834
> drinking in the park
> with friends
> smoking
> casual sex
you are the very definition of a slimey piece of shit normalfag
please fucking kill yourself, you disgusting waste of human life
>>35372860
holy fuck
I over-analyze shit like this all the time
Every time a girl has ever shown me affection I always assume I'm being set up
>>35372945
:(
Please don't buddy. That's really not healthy.
>>35372834
Fucker whats this now
(I know this guy on a aus r9k discord)
Its enclave
>>35372860
>>35372945
I almost didn't lose my virginity because I assumed the girl coming on to me was a prostitute and had been hired by my friends to get me laid. Thank fuck I didn't say it out loud but I almost did.
The next day I was in a state of disbelief, like she actually WANTED to have sex with me FOR FREE.
>>35372945
You're probably right through.