Justify your existence.

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>>35593334
This was asked before and you will receive the same response

>muh dik

My existence requires justification.

God has a lot of mercy to spare.

>>35593334
I never asked to exist, so I don't have to justify it.

I'm just going to cruise into the grave high on drugs and liquor.

>>35593334
I will die and be buried and my body will become a fossil fuel for people in the future

>>35593451
This being the most optimal choice, as long as you can afford it. Better to do down in flames then to slowly fade out.. a fate worse than death itself.

I shitpost, therefore I exist

my nigger mom and cracker dad got really horny when the power went out one evening and well, here I am

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>>35593334
Existence need not be justified, anon.
Why would existence bow to such human concepts as justification?

>>35593469
You use more fossil fuel in one week than what you'd contribute with your corpse.

>>35593334
l fucked your moms asshole

>>35593334
Justify anyones existence you idiot.

>>35593334
I never asked for this. Originally.

God has chosen me

>>35593556
well, i can't justify yours persay but all women were created to please me, so its kinda odd they choose to instead have sex with gorillas while I, the supreme gentlemen, exist

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>>35593634
God chose himself?
Seems likely enough.

>>35593516

>anon's corpse feeds a thousand trees and billions of generations of grasses, bugs, the animals that feed on bugs, the animals that feed on the animals that fed on the bugs, and so on
>anon is directly responsible for a portion of the ecosystem

Checkmate

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>>35593334
Morality and a justified existence are 100% objective, and there for meaningless, without god.

Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour

>>35593334
To draw neckbeards in fedoras

>>35593601
I miss 2011-2012

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>>35593334
>work for CDC
>25yr/old
>MBA in Advanced Organic Chemistry
>spend all day on /r9k/ and making bacteria fight eachother gauntlet style
...is that justified or do i end it?