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Don't make up any stories or tell any lies. It's easy to do when you are trying to impress a girl, but it's very easy for her to spot and makes you look like a retard

Good luck

>>35669458
thanks for the help man
x men origins

>>35669416
if i wasnt so lonely id make fun of you but desu man just dont lie, (xd be ur self meme) dont be yourself. be someone you think she will like and dont lie

>>35669416
what'd you say to make her laugh? Please tell me it's not something that was so bad she pitied you for it.

>>35669643
He may just be attractive in which case it doesn't matter what he said.

>>35669643
she was telling me about how this guy was texting her. She told him her height (5'9) and the guy said something like
"wow that's pretty tall, but i bet i could still carry you on my shoulders"
the guy said something after that, like how he lived in a trailer park and he had a brother but his brother wasn't home often. Stacy said something along the lines of
"like, um...what was I going to do at his house,"
and then I blurted out
"i'ma carry you on my shoulders bb"
and she laughed

>>35669416
mute anything out about your personality that she won't like

>>35669416
>sit next to on bus

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