How do i know any of you are actually real? I've always

You genuinely don't. There is a serious possibility that:

1. We are essentially the equivalent of ants in an ant farm, only earth is the ant farm and some aliens are the 12-year old who owns it

or

2. We literally don't exist. We're just sophisticated programs.

Think about it. Billions of galaxies, each containing millions of planets supporting life....you think we're the most advanced sentient life in the universe? You think some alien species isn't as far above us as we are above ants? Or we are above the shitty AI in our FPS games?

>>35669633
in fact i used to think that too...but, I dont consider myself as a loser robot, but on the other hand i found this like a comfy place

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>>35669633
Here is my proof
Maybe we are the only losers on r9k.

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I'm a 26 year old virgin who's 6 years into his Electrical Engineering with math minor BS, and I'm pissed off at my fucking projectmates for being lazy fuckalls for our senior project. The project is plaque ablation (cholesterol). It could literally save hundreds of thousands of lives a year, MINIMUM, would make billions of dollars a year after a few years on the market, and they just can't give a fuck. Two Stacy's and a normie. I'd rather be doing the project by myself, no kidding.

>when the whore Stacy LITERALLY got back with her third abusive boyfriend right before Valentine's day and has contributed literally nothing to a project that will COMPLETE REVOLUTIONIZE ATHERSCLEROTIC TREATMENT

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>>35669633
I created a inverted-Europe-4chan-Risk-map. Isn't that prove enough of both my excess free time and autism?

>>35669878
>no timestamp

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OP here, I'm kinda freaking out right now guys. I don't know if it's the drugs or the depression that's making me fucking paranoid or if i'm having a legit epiphany rn. I don't even know if there's other humans on this fucking board anymore. What if this whole board is an attempt from aliens to sympathise with me to try and get answers from us. We're being toyed with bros.

>>35670079
Don't do drugs man. You'll be fine. I'm a fellow human, trust me.

>>35670060
>not knowing how to see metadata

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robot reportan
was drawing animus back in HS instead of fucking like the normals

this is no longer our board.

>>35669633
I think, therefore I'm real. You think, therefore, your real.

Conscious beings cannot prove the existence of other beings, philosophically speaking, but they pretend to anyway because it's more beneficial in the long run.

Also, humans didn't have the brain capacity or knowledge back then to doubt the existence of other humans.

>inb4 reductionist materialism proves brains are just machines XD

>>35670197
>acting cool when you've been exposed as a LARPer

>>35669878
Wtf, it looks like a piss Pantone

>>35670079
>I don't know if it's the drugs
>i'm having a legit epiphany rn

Rookie mistake, lightweight. Be careful so you don't overdose on weed.

>>35670144
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>>35669878
Thanks for the confort guys, it means alot to be honest. At least there are afew people who are still robros. I still feel like there are a ton of normies lurking on this board to try and feel better about theirselves by comparing their lives to ours though.

>>35670259
Reductionist materialism doesn't prove that, it just makes it kind of dumb to believe anything else

>>35670459
its aight broh, we always here for ya.

>>35669633
Thats because you just began to actually think for once. You stupid NEET