>femanon feels a creep invites you to dinner

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FUCK OFF FEMALES, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35694385
You should go.

>>35694730
half his face had burn scars

>>35694385
Robochad does not approve

>>35694385
Who cares, how do I into touhou? Girls are cute, but I don't read nip.

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>he tells you that he'll never find a girl like you again after you break up with him
he doesn't even know how lucky he is

people, let this thread die. it seems like validation: the thread.

>>35695051
So? That's not an excuse to be rude

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>>35695051
I feel bad for him. He's trying.

>add robot on kik
>he sends me a pic of himself
>he acts like a creep when i won't send him one back
>ignore him
>see him post in threads here about getting "ghosted"
Don't give robots your contact info..

>engraving some guy's item
>starts talking to me about gamestop
>engraving normally takes 1 hour
>will not go away and keeps getting in other customers' way
>20 minutes of this guy talking to me while I'm trying to work
>politely try to end conversation and move on to waiting customers
>he will not leave the engraving area/register
>manager sends me on lunch so the guy will go away

>>35694385
>talk to robot out of pity
>he spergs out about a bunch of shit
>sends long as fuck messages unsolicited
>thinks i care about his niche interests or b-b-b-brilliant theories about video games/tv shows
>confesses his love for me after a week
this is why you people are single

>>35695664
It's your fault for taking pity on someone.

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>>35695664
help us or make short work of yourself with pic related

>imagine oneitis wearing SS uniform
I feel dizzy

>>35694385
>femanon feels
>femanon
nobody cares about your smelly vagina go back to your tumblr safe space

>>35695051
I WANT A QT BURN VICTIM BF FUCK YOU FEMANON

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>>35694385
>tfw your boyfriend slaps your boobs all night and you have to wear a bra in the morning

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>>35694385
>tfw don't even dream about being in relationships anymore
I've gone too far to be saved, don't wind up like me go and live your life before it's too late

>>35695664
>post in r9k skype friend thread
>get added by people
>they find out I'm a girl
>messages from them turn from friendly and meme fun to angry or flirting
>one guy fails at negging
>one guy gets mad at the amount of skype friends I have after finding out I'm a girl
>one guy starts whining about girls being shallow
>one guy starts being aggressive at trying to flirt. Block him after he gets creepy. makes a bunch more accounts to add me. Finds all of my SM and adds me there

I just wanted friends

>>35695742
>nobody cares
Really doesn't seem like it.

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>>35695909
>I just wanted friends
Then turn off the computer you pathetic retard.

If you're too retarded to talk to anyone besides autistic neckbeards who will slobber over any female, then just hang yourself.

>>35695909
Just don't tell them you're a girl. It makes the friendship easier.

>>35695923
Nobodies care.
As in only a beta dipshit that's a total nobody would care you're a """""girl""""" on 4chan

>>35696033
What does that make you? You cared enough to reply.

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>go to birthday party
>make eye contact with a man
>can instantly tell that he's going to cling to me and no one else
>try to talk to other people
>he wedges himself into every conversation I have
>can't shake him
>tell him I'm in a relationship
>he tells me about every relationship he's ever had instead of taking the hint
>"negs" me and teases me for every little thing I say
>tries to pull every pua tactic in the book
>I'm nice so I can't call him out on it
>everyone at the party cringes for me but no one saves me
>friend that I came with is enjoying herself and doesn't want to leave
>remain trapped in an awful man's clutches for 4 hours

I truly tried. I went out to a party to make friends, and I made one that I hated. I made a friend that will not leave me alone. This always happens because I can't lay down boundaries until it's too late.

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>>35696057
>I genuinely think people care about their /r9k/ shitposting
Sad

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>Flirting with a cute guy
>We hit it off really hard
>We skype a bunch
>I wear super cute clothes for him
>He asks me to do a spin
>I spin
>he suddenly pauses and gets really pissed
>started screaming
>tells me i'm a fucking piece of shit and should die
>hangs up
>last message from him says "kill yourself disgusting freak"
>mfw this just makes my dick harder

>>35696156
>femanon
>dick
pick one

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>>35696060
>can instantly tell that he's going to cling to me and no one else
>in a relationship
>everyone at the party cringes

How autistic do you have to be to think this bait sounds remotely realistic?

Also
>woman
>can't lay down boundaries
Nice try, fag

>>35696033
this.
checked

WEW
I'd like to not be such a (((((misogynist)))))
But everytime I see these fucking threads all i see is how much trash you all are
Cut out your frontal lobe please

I will orbit any femanon you just have to validate my existence once a day (this can be negotiated)

[email protected]

>>35696006
This.
Always hide your gender. You will make great friends.

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>>35696156
Nice
Wish I was cute enough to trick people like that

Just stop please femanons go back to tumblr

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>>35694385
I always have this problem with boys
>Recently break up with bf of 3 yrs once out of high school when we go to college
>Shy but cute kid in same grade starts sending me songs via facebook even though I'm away at college
>Tell him, "This thread is full of falsities and basement ball mashers trying to live vicariously."
> The last song he sent me was Adagio for strings by Samuel Barber

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>>35696156
This is really cute for some reason.

>>35694385
>female coworker's advice to me
>"just talk to girls at the bar anon you'll find someone"
>two days later
>"im so sick of random guys at the bar hitting on me"
i want females on /r9k/ to jump off a bridge

>>35696156
You aren't a woman. You are a child who dresses up as one.