>tfw if your dad fucked 1 second earlier you wouldnt have been born

>tfw if something in the past happened differently you wouldn't have been born

>>35717436
>>35717601
>well just my fucking luck

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>tfw the first sperm that made it to the egg ended up failing at life

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If you had other memories would you be another person? Aren't you always you? Isn't you, you on account of being conscious?

This seems specious to me.

Does this same rule not apply to all other creatures? Meaning trillions upon trillions of potential beings are just stuck staring at a black wall all day (death) for years and years and years because they "missed" when they were supposed to be born?

Like, some guy jacked off and now you missed your chance?

Doesn't add up, Copernicus.

>>35717932
/r9k/ is what happens when a species optimizes for incredible hihg speed

>>35717436
This is actually highly unlikely.

>>35718053
I only remember sweet nothingness before I came into this shitty world

>tfw if your some dude in WWI had had better aim it would have killed your great grandpa so he couldn't nut your great grandma so she couldnt pop out the rest of your family so your dad couldn't have bust in your mom

>>35717436
Why are we equating our sense of self through sperm? Conciousness does not develop until after.

I mean, a defective sperm could instead have taken your sperm's place and you would be born a downie, how is that better?

>>35717436
if this doesn't prove the existence of God I don't know what

>>35717436

Multiply that thought every time an ancestor fucked.

You'll go nuts.

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>if my mom had listened to her parents and stayed home instead of sneaking out to meet my dad on a cold night in February, I wouldn't have been born

What kind of God allows this suffereing? All the siblings have something orally wrong with them. I'm colorblind, my brother is short sighted and my sister is dyslexic. I'm almost sure my parents are related somehow.