Ok guys, what's an easy way to hint to my girlfriend I'm

>>35717154
By kiIIng yourself

>>35717174
Damn, I thought that'd be the third reply.

But seriously, please help

>>35717195
Are you brain damaged ? Why would you ask this on /r9k/ of all places ? I know this place is basically r/4chan-lite at this point but come the fuck on.

Or at least redirect me to where I might actually get help

Why do you need to "hint" that you're going to propose? Just do it.

>>35717154
just propose, why hint? just do it nigga.if you need assistance, and this is just a spitball here, ask her mom for any guidance or her father

Ill say this, if its a suprise its not gonna end well.

You guys should be easily talkin about it as if you guys really were already married. Makin it official then is just makin her dreams reality.

If its not certain then wtf are you thinkin

>>35717154
Idk, I guess you could drop hints in conversation, like say how great you think marriage would be like or something.

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>>35717279
I was just making this thread as b8, but that's actually pretty good advice

Just say you want to give her alimony

>>35717154
Fall to your knees, hand her a chastity cage of your choice and say "Do you want to cuck me for the rest of my life?"

Are stupid? Why the fuck would you want to marry?
This never ends well. Especially in america. Please do yourself a favor and don't marry.

>>35717327
fuck you

>>35717279
this

literally talk to her about marriage and decide together that is the right decision

the proposal is just a cute formality

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>>35717396
>>35717389
>>35717224
>>35717174
Good day for fishing

>>35717466
what this pupper up to?

>>35717615
She's outside right now, taking a break from napping all day

>>35717154
You get off this god damn board you fucking normie

>>35717466
He's right though. The amount of men who have been fucked over and become bankrupt because they fell out with their wife is insane. As much as you love her now I guarantee that in 15 years you will not feel the same way. If that happens YOU will be the one getting fucked and not her.

Back in the day the wedding night was the first time you had sex with your wife, nowadays it's the last time. Crazy.

>>35717777
the alternative is being alone for the rest of your life though

interesting integers there m7

>>35717665
I hope you cuddle her and penetrate her at night

>>35717154
That's a nice dogewolf.

>>35717873
>the alternative is being alone for the rest of your life though
That's not the alternative to marriage. It's not even mutually exclusive.

>>35717873
No actually I have personally known people to stay together despite not being married. If the only thing keeping you with someone is marriage then ir probably won't last. People can live together their whole lives and not get married and it shows how strong a relationship they have. Getting married only guarantees that you will be fucked in the asshole hard when you end up getting a divorce.

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Maybe by getting the fuck off this board, YOU FUCKING NORMIE

>>35717154
get the fuck off the board normie scum
unironically go fucking kill yourself

>>35717154
By checking these dubs you fucking faggot.

>>35719015
You didn't roll dubs that time because I, anon, stole them. Don't believe me? WELL THEN BEHOLD! CHECK THESE DIGITS THAT I STOLE FROM YOU!

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