/britfeel/

Does anyone else have the issue where they can fit into skinny jeans just fine but stretch skinny are just too tight?

HR woman wants me apparently. Either it's something shit or she needs a new print toner.

>>35756045
No I make slimfit look like skinny jeans.

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>>35756021

Coming soon

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

never seen one of these threads so early on, what a time to be alive

>>35756045
i only wear stretch skinny bc im a slut

>>35756079
Who is your favourite /Goodfella/ lads?

>>35756091
I think I need to either go a size up or my thighs are just too big for men's stretch skinny jeans

>>35756099
i really like their pepperoni pizza

>>35756099
james burke. he was ruthless.

>>35756099
The black lad who fucks all the white girls he wants and intimidates white bois

>tfw work 12 hour shifts
>tfw 2 hour comute
End me

Weed arrived lads. Gonna pop to the highstreet then come back and 420 blaze it haha

>>35756182
You need to be allowed 11 hours rest legally, which you're not getting.
EU also declared travel to/from work is work itself.

Just been for an interview and it lasted from 9-1. Who the fuck do these people think they are to waste my fucking time, we're not all getting paid.

>>35756173
>tranny is a cuck
shockerooni

>>35756107
post pic ill tell u what jeans to buy

>>35756310
Do you really want to see his thunderthighs?

>>35756315
>we have a thicc brown qt posting in /britfeel/

Why did nobody tell me?

This is our official /britfeel/ discord: https://discord.gg/aYag3Jd

It's not specifically british, but european.

>>35756330
so not brit at all

>>35756315
n-no im just trying to help him pick the right jeans

>>35756330
WERE NOTPART OF FUCKING EUROPE YOU GLOBALIST SHIL

>>35756321
You're truly a lost soul if you think that thing is a qt lad.

>>35756377
ive never seen him b4 i only started posting here yesterday

anyone else watch delray misfits? the autism and psychosis is amazing to watch

>>35756394
it's a long story that nobody wants to hear again, most people want him gone.

>>35756406
watching the 2014 Christmas party right now. It's sickening.

>>35756406
Me. You couldnt script a more entertaining bunch of retards.

>>35756310
I had an alright pic of myself wearing a green hoodie and black skinny jeans but police took my stuff so I'm hoping someone might repost it

>apply for contract
>worked in field >5 years

'recruitment agent' says he doesn't think I have enough experience

Pathetic.

>>35756590
Call centres are always hiring

Guess I should call the dentist and GP today

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feel good today, think sleeping most of yesterday has done me some good. feeling breddy good today,wonder if it'll last ready to face life, bend it over n give it a pounding
cheery waifus should be posted eh lads. or whatever 2D makes you happy

>>35756531
are you a tranny man

Bought some krispy kreme donuts from tesco, like 4.80 for 3 what the fuck, they're good donuts though

>>35756637
Yeah, still getting laser though, barely an A cup but I've had some fat go to my hips and face which is nice

>>35756663
You've been a tranny for like 2 years Amir and noone once has said 'she' by accident

>>35756045
either of them feel way too tight. i work out though so that is probably why.

>go to job center
>tell them my manager has had my hours dropped at work because depression and anxiety affecting performance
>they tell me I can claim ESA if I get a medical from a doctor
Anyone on bennies for depression?
I'd imagine it's a 1/50 chance to claim successfully

>>35756677
It's been months not years

And I'm not presenting as female

Besides I still have a bit of facial hair
>>35756678
Have you tried going a size up?

>>35756694
There's been a lot of people crying about the new standard of ESA assessments, getting it for depression or anxiety is tougher than ever. Still doable of course.

>>35756694
i was on bennies for depression & anxiety. the trick is to make it sound like a physical disability so they take you seriously. exagerrate everything.

if you are skinny say you can't cook so don't eat, if you are fat say you get shopping delivered and it's all crisps and sweets because you can't cook. physically can't leave the house, can't wash yourself, need reminding to do simple tasks etc.

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Insufferable polititurds get the fuck OUT

>>35756699
haha oh my gosh youre mtf and you cant even fit into mans jeans just give up

>>35756749
>if you are skinny say you can't cook so don't eat
>physically can't leave the house, can't wash yourself, need reminding to do simple tasks etc.
wait what? i can get money for this and i'm not even faking it?

>>35756699
>Have you tried going a size up?

yeah, its not my style anyway. i dont like how tight they feel.

>>35756781
Men have smaller thighs and hips

It's just an issue with stretch, they're too tight

Should i go to the shops for a bottle of lucozade?

>>35756787
And you're sure you've tried regular skinny jeans, not stretch, super skinny or any other variety?

>>35756830
No, it's a fake high

>>35756806
yeah but its your masculine bone density with the added fat that means you cant fit into your jeans
non-hambeast females will be able to fit into any size mans jeans lol

>>35756840
Dont respond to me paki.

>>35756830
Only if it's orange flavour.

>>35756857
Orange is disgusting i only drink original.

>>35756021
Smug Wojak editions > regular Wojak editions

>>35756869
I'm surprised. Original is nice but orange tastes like the nectar of the fucking gods to me.

>>35756850
I into my sisters jeans just fine
She's a size 8/10

>>35756869
Agreed

>>35756889
And how does she feel about you wearing them? Probably fucking disgusted

what do poleaboos feet taste like

Judge Rinder is so flamboyantly gay.

>>35756903
Curry and disappointment.

>>35756784
yes if it's used in conjunction with other spackery. gotta tick a lot of boxes. but yeah those examples are some of the things i used.

>>35756889
pics or it did not happen
oogabooga

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>>35756903
You horny deviants do know Amir Hussien looks like this right?

>>35756937
There actually is a pic

And she is skinny/normal, can't remember if her jeans were 8 or 10 but I'm pretty sure they were regular skinny jeans not stretch

>>35756623
You can bend me over and give me a pounding any time you want you qt

>first grey pube

>>35756957
Look so much better now, I don't even recognise the person in that pic

The beard shadow makes me cringe

>>35756957
Spoiler this.

>>35756958
sure hon~

>>35756978
Fuck sake

Someone post the pic of me in a yellow top and blue jreans

>>35756974
Post a current one then.

>>35756957
Strewth, lads. Fucking spoiler that filth

STOP RESPONDING TO THIS DIRTY FUCKING TRANNY CURRYNIGGER.

>>35756840
yeah, im sure. i have pretty big thighs because i work out. i can fit into strentch skinny but they still fee uncomfortable and tight

Keep doing absolutely massive shits lads.

Something has changed within me.

>>35756957
put me off my pizza fuck you lad spoiler that monster

>>35757005
Holy shit, me too.

I'd blocked the toilet twice in my entire life until recently, I've started blocking the shitter every time.

Also, my ass is a fucking warzone now.

>>35756974
>L-Look much better lads, just don't count on a pic this time when I look SO much better
Ugly paki kek

Whenever i take a big ogre shit i get that spicy burning sensation round my ring.

>>35756990
Coppers have my phone

>>35757004
I feel like if you can fit into stretch uncomfortably then you can wear regular skinny

There's a fair difference between the two

>>35757017

iktf, I've just been and blocked it for the second time in a week.

I can't stop. I only hate half my dinner yesterday because I knew this would happen but it didn't help.

>>35757028
You KNOW the police have my phone and I will deliver when I can

>>35756986
oh hon!!! dnt you worry a ting chick i totally bleev yooh
loof yahhh xxxxx :)))))

>>35756957
God. Pakis are ugly but there's something especially disgusting about this pic. Think it's the hanger sticking out from his shit coloured skin.

>>35757047
Every tablet has a camera, excuses from an ugly paki not wanting to give more ammo.

>>35757052
It makes me nauseous for some reason.

>pick up a bit of paper that's been on my floor for months
>find over a fiver in change under it
What should I get, lads?

>>35757052
It's the stupid little effeminate look on his face combined with the fact he would be shitting in the streets and stoned for faggoty back in pakistan.

>>35757065
1 freddo bar.

>>35757059
It's low quality

>>35757067
>>35757052
>>35757051
Fuck off

Fine, I'll take a fucking pic once I get some privacy

>>35757065

Cheesy chips

>>35757082
Can we see your sis? I have a curry fetish

>>35757082
why do you even post here
everyone hates you

>>35757108
Not everyone

My best friends post here

@35757117
>My best friends post here
You can't be your own best friend

>>35757117
>my best friends post here

Just because you spend a lot of time with the police doesn't mean they're your friends.

>>35757117
youre not a qt girl you dont have any 'best friends' no-one would be 'best friends' with a beta male sand nigger. stop living in a fantasy world.

>>35757145
The funny thing is that I did actually believe they did care about me

>>35757155
What about my blog commentators

>>35757167
what blog you dumb curry-munching tranny freak

>>35757184
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com

How did you not know?

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>>35756623
I was comfy in bed for a while today. That was nice.

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*Ahem* Just a friendly reminder

Friendly reminder

D O N O T T A L K T O T R I P F A G

That is all

losing the will to work out lads

any tips to keep going?

Im still sticking to my cal deficit

there are actually people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't play CK2

Wow. That pic of pakiboo.
Jesus. What an ugly creature.
Probably works in an Indian call centre and is pretending to be brit.

Went outside lads. Felt like I was gonna have a mental breakdown the whole time.

>>35757278
I dont play vidya at all.

>>35757278
I'm too thick for those sort of games

>>35757281
are you rly that desperate for attention...stop posting about yourself.

>>35757298
fake poleaboo post pls ignore

Alright lads, I mentioned someone odd sniffing around the flats the other day. Some on here said they could be casing the place. I subsequently contacted the police to let them know I was concerned.

This morning when I came home, the door handle to the outer door - the two lower screws were loose. As though they had been partially unscewed. This doesn't feel like natural loosening to me. I screwed them back in with my fingers when really I ought to have taken a photo. Still, this makes me very suspicious that someone was testing to see if it could be done. The top two were not unscrewed at all. What do you think?

>>35757278
>There are actually people in this thread RIGHT NOW who play DLC simulator 2k17 with 400 packs of dlc.

Odds I buy a frame for my tintin poster
Evens I don't

>>35757318
You're going to get bummed, lad.

>>35757327
he says as he has an 10 year active WoW subscription

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Pick what shite film I watch lads

>>35757318

Sounds like I was right, you are going to get robbed.

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>>35756986
I got you f a m i l a m

>>35757318
Sounds dodgy mate. What did the police say when you contacted them? Any neighbours you can talk to that might have seen anything?

Fancy a trip to York tomorrow but can't really justify the cost.

Any fuccbois around?

>>35757355
The age of cis-women is over.

>>35757348
Wow, those really are ALL SHITE.

Except Krampus which is great.

>>35757375
it is a stunning transformation

>>35757375
The Age of the Orcs has arrived?

>>35757348
I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE IT DOESN'T WORK.

ZARDOZZZZZZZZ

>>35757387
That and The Witch are the only ones I'd even come close to recommending

>>35757375
how can biocunts even compete

>>35757412
Does that mean it's worth watching or nah?

>tfw it gets bright at 7 now and doesn't get dark till fucking 8pm.

>>35756869
Fucking gay then aint you.

>>35757432
Its the only thing on your list I have actually seen but it is one of my favourite films.

>>35757348
>3 copies of split

>>35757439

It's great, I love light evenings

>>35756021
Lads, I can't take anymore I'm a khv at 27 and I wanted to commit suicide but I think I'll just develop a heroin habit and let myself overdose instead. I can feel that I'm going to die soon anyways.

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Why do Tripfags hate and persecute us?

Wetherspoons interview at four.

Shitting myself at home. Feel panicked and sick. What do.

>>35757480
If you're going to kill yourself why would you not overdose on heroin?

Oh for fucks sake is the fat paki back?

I thought the author would be bored of that by now

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>>35757310
>>35757298

does poleaboo still drop his trip to fake post ?

reminds me of a couple of months ago when he whined about fakeaboo but it was him

>>35757492

What for lad, bar staff?

>>35757492
>What do
Don't feel panicked and sick

>>35757480
Also might I add, I've never had a job.

>be me, living in London.
>wake up, open the blast shutters on my single window. There's barely any sunlight as its raining again.
>Make myself a toast sandwich. I can't afford butter anymore.
>Call to prayer blasts from the local Mosques, drowning out every other noise on the street.
>Time to go to work at my office!
>Open my front door and walk down the street, I am violently attacked by the local Islamic hate preacher and his mob, he managed to get a few stabs into my thigh but just managed to evade him.
>Run and manage to make it into the Tube - unfortunately there is currently a war going on between the Pakistanis and the Somalians and am almost caught in a turf war between them as I ponder whether I should get a Twix.
>Buy my ticket and run to the train, I am stared by odious bearded men the whole time, there are no more white men on transport for London - not since the Caliph banned them.
>A bomb detonates on my train as it pulls up - showering the platform with twisted metal, body parts and broken glass
>Won't be cleaned up for another hour, so I am forced to take the bus..
>Leave the Tube station as people flee the carnage.
>Spot a beheading taking place, hopefully the nice brown man in the black robe won't try to behead me too so I give him a fiver as I pass.
>Waiting at bus stop now.
>First bus doesn't stop, its already been hijacked. It proceeds to plough down the group that was waiting for a pick up.
>Second bus is coming down the street now, this one has been hijacked too but is approaching at a greater speed than the last one before it, it hits the pavement and travels all the way down the street before disappearing into the distance - leaving a trail of crushed and mangled people in its wake.
>I get shot in the neck by a rogue Jihadi from a council estate overlooking the bus stop.
>The local Africans come to steal my shoes and wallet whilst I bleed out in the gutter with the rest of the bus victims.
>all part and parcel of life in London

>>35757505
Whenever poleaboo is here there always seems to be one anon agressively defending him.

>tfw kissed a girl but never held a girls hand
Weird order tbf

>>35757542
does he still fedora post ?

>>35757480
Takes fucking ages to die that way. You're more likely to die trying to quit heroin.

>>35757536
>be American
>get shot
>also Mexicans

>>35757348
Jesus Camp is pretty good.

>>35757543
IKTF
Had my arsehole eaten out before properly kissing a girl.

I don't get the bottled water meme. Just seems like a waste of money to me.

>>35757505
This is some quality oc. I've missed alot

>>35757572
I want to intentionally OD

>>35757506
Yeah lad. You can nick drinks on shift right?
>>35757507
Just bee yourself!

>>35757204
Poley I'm one of the main commenters on your blog. I don't dislike you but to call me your best friend is a big exaggeration.

>>35757614
>You can nick drinks on shift right?
No
After sure but don't do that on shift

>>35757505
Kek I remember that. Amir would brag about his parents house when he was in a shit mood then call 'f-fake poleaboo' when people blew him the fuck out.
>Poleaboo did fakenews first

>>35757600
If you live in an Estate where everyone is sharing the same water supply, the tape water is shambolic.

Cant even rinse my mouth after brushing with that filth.

>>35757614

I hope you realise that your job interview being on a Friday night is no coincidence. They're going to get some free labour out of you tonight boy.

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>There are actually people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't wasted over 6000 hours in dota2 whilst still being shit mmr

>>35757613
Then just do it once and inject a shit ton. How come you've never worked? Did you go uni?

>>35757600
Mate in most places tap water is like rat piss.

>>35757652
>playing against god tier koreans born at the computer
how can brit lads even compete

I can't stop fucking sneezing and my nose is constantly runny, lads. But I don't think it's a cold, it's been like this for almost a week.

>>35757641
Yeah. I was wondering that. I would have thought a Friday was a bad time for a trial. Super busy. I'd slow them down

>>35757583
Is it just 'omg Christianty is the worst thing ever'?

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Orite lads. Long time no post and you probably don't want an update but my stepmum died and now my dad keeps talking about killing himself in open conversation with me and my brother

My stepmum left me and my brother some money to put down a hefty deposit on some new cars like she wanted us too. Thats nice i guess

>>35757702

You'll be fine lad, it's only spoons so you won't be doing complicate drinks.

>>35757713
Are you set to inherit? If so I see no reason to discourage him.

>>35757713

Death money is good, it's like winning a grim lottery.

Tell your dad to stop being a dick, two sons should be reason enough to live.

>>35757724
It'd be split 5 ways and if im honest i don't want my dad to go too

>>35757676
Nah I'd like to have a bit of joy in a life so devoid of it. And no I never even went to college because of bullying problems

>>35757735
He won't do it he just misses her really badly

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>>35757693
no koreans on dota lad thats LoL, its all 13 year old russians screaming down their microphones

watched They Live, was pretty disapointed, thought i'd like it more tbqh.

>>35757687
>>35757631
Didn't realise it was that bad elsewhere in this country.

>>35757708
Not really no. It's about the full on evangelicals with all the speaking in tongues and all that and it has been praised for being one of the least bias documentaries. It basically just shows whats going on with some facts.

There are occasional bits where it shows a christian radio host talking about them showing how traditional think about them.

>>35757756
Have you done any drugs in the past? Should run the gauntlet before you die. Do you have a mental illness?

>>35757770
>was pretty disapointed
That's because you have shit taste

>>35757770
Shouldn't you be asleep Eb?

I'm not sure if I'm going to make it through the last hour and a half of wage slavery. Might actually implode

>>35757652
Only 1600ish hours here but I mostly stopped playing when all my friends went to uni.

feeling a bit down lads

>>35757623
But we're still friends though?

You can be one of my best friends without me being one of yours

>>35757827
how come boyo?

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>>35757786
s-sorry, I just watched the apocolypse trilogy from carpenter and liked every single one of them if that reconciles you. really liked In the mouth of madness

I wasn't drawn in they live though, hurr durr le evil capitalism

>>35757788
I napped from 1am to like 5am so I'm trying to stay awake all day now

>>35757770
Its not one of Carpenters best but still a pretty decent flick.

anyone want to form a black metal band

>>35757877
I play guitar piss poorly so sure

>>35757838
just my meds (aripiprazole and mirtazapine) feeling a bit overwhelming, it's funny cause in the last thread I was talking about how well I was doing now it's all sort of feels worse my care coordinator was meant to be following up with a junior doctor about my diagnosis but no word from her

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>>35757833
Off your self you fat cunt

>>35756967
bit lewd lad.but made me smile
>>35757213
comfy in bed is always good lad.
i liked your pic in yesterdays call.did you draw it was gonna say last night but fell asleep breddy quick after i woke from my nap.

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>>35757877
>anyone want to form a black metal band
yes

>>35757842
>apocalypse trilogy
Didn't even know this was a thing. I get Prince of Darkness and Mouth of Madness but The Thing seems kind of out of place. Although apparently it's Carpenter who considers them a set and he has proven he remembers shit all about films he himself directed so I guess that makes sense.

>>35757889
Go buy kent games you cuck

>>35757877

I can't anon, I'm white!

>>35757909
I don't know, lad. I don't want to get stabbed.

>>35757923
It was """""""seflf defence""""""""

>>35757919
Because I've done that in the past

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>>35757906
I can only wish I drew it, my Mados are pretty bad,

>>35757883
From somebody I know that was on similar shit it eventually stops working and you need different drugs I think?

>>35757882
>>35757909
anyone wanna compose

>>35757941
I'll speak to my care coordinator about it next time she does a home visit, thanks for the heads up

>>35757944
We need a name for our band first.

>>35757951
generic pagans

>>35757951
it has to be /Goodfellas/

>>35757951
The edgy teens

Sharted about half an hour ago and haven't gotten up to take care of it and i can feel my bumcheeks glued together.

>>35757951
Robots of green and biegey red suicide

>>35757951
Wojak and The Bad Feels

>>35757951
The soft lads

>>35757989
This is vulgar.

>>35757984
We're doing black metal not italian opera

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>>35757951
the big guys

to all the normies itt this >>35757989
is calibre of person you willing assoctate with, now tell me again why you come here?

>>35757951
Poley can be your first groupie..the slut

>>35757779
None except weed a few times, why run the gauntlet when this is the ultimate

>>35758025
thats a good idea actually, the debut album will be 4u

>>35757940
i dunno lad that's good. i daren't attempt miia. might give it a go on 1 day though

>>35757779
depression is the only mental illness I have that I know of

is there black metal about meme shit like there is coreshit

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>had to answer the door for the first time in years to sign for a delivery
>it was a cute early 20s male delivering it
>made skin contact when he passed me the pen

will need some time to recover from this one

>>35758073
Should have noshed him off as his tip

World's gone a bit weird lads

http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/venezuelan-currency-slowly-getting-replaced-pepe-memes/

What's something useful i can do other than sitting around playing games when uni finishes?

>>35758087
Write a book or some shit. Maybe get /fit/

>>35758082
I was caught up in the moment, I stuttered out and asked if he wanted me to sign it and then I just said "th-thanks" and shut the door as soon as he handed it over

>Multiple 'HOW TO TUCK YOUR COCK AWAY' videos coming up on youtube now because of that linked video here yesterday
Grand

>>35758084
i'm increasingly convinced 2017 will be the last year of humanities existence

>>35758113
The rest of this year can't come soon enough then

>>35758110
delete it from your watch history you pleb lord

>>35758099
Tbh famalam I've always wanted to write one but I'm scared of how bad it would no doubt be, I do plan on running more

>>35758113
I can only hope. If everyone dies then it will be less awkward.

>>35758126
>scared of how bad it would no doubt be
Just white it for you and enjoy the process.

>>35758113
Fucking hope so. One of the only reasons i'm not killing myself is because im so curious as to what happens next and how the world will look in 30-40 years, its just curiosity keeping me alive. But if everyone fucking died I wouldn't have to worry so much about that

>>35758087
Get a job or something DO NOT plan on doing anything if your a NEET you will not do it, you will just sit around masturbating and shitposting all day while you spiral into despair

>>35758141
>its just curiosity keeping me alive
Same. It's why I was so glad Trump and Brexit happened. More chance of crazy shit happening.

The dead files is on followed by ghost adventures, lads. Best part of the day

Bloody hell, lads. The future is now.
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1490358805890.webm

>tfw used to genuinely be a 9/10 guy
>tfw it was the only thing that allowed me to get pussy because I have robot personality and mental health issues
>tfw going bald
>tfw hair is that thin I might have to shave it all off
>tfw I look ugly without hair
>tfw mental illness and shit personality is all I have now.


It was a nice ride whilst it lasted.

Also to confirm, women will put up with anything as long as you are attractive. It is literally all about looks. case closed.

>>35758183
>tfw used to genuinely be a 9/10 guy
post proof

>>35758197
I'm not posting my face on here.

I used to get a lot of people saying I looked like John Mayer.

Read the Rivers of Blood speech. He makes a lot of sense desu lads

>HWNDU has become digital
It's only a matter of time before 4chan hacks this

>>35758234
Strong, principled man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvn6tpo0-vI

One day I'm gonna go full on Office Space on this fucking printer. Makes me want to blow my brains out even more than normal.

>>35758133
I'll try but i might cringe myself out of existence

>>35758141
I'm going to try to get something part time but I've worked retail before and it was hell so I'm not left with much choice

>>35758279
I think it's happened already mate. Site is shut down

http://www.hewillnotdivideus.xyz/

>>35758183
>>tfw I look ugly without hair

if you're a 9/10, you will be good looking regardless of whether you have hair or not. if you managed to get sex, you are not that retarded.

>>35758310
I've got it up at the moment. Try it without the www.

>>35757877
I also play guitar poorly.

>>35758279
Sadly it's not official and just "fan made"

>>35758346
It still need to be taken down

>20 minutes into Spilt
>guessed the twist already
Fuck you Shamalang

>>35758040
We're black metal, not tranny curry metal.

>>35758342
>>35757882
>>35757909
i do actually want to do something but how does anyone do anything like this over the internet

>>35758406
No idea. There's no accountability between band members and poor communication for the most part.

Slice The Cake pulled it off, even though they fell apart eventually.

>>35757923
>>35757932

Didn't Euronymous have plans to kill Varg?

anyone with a bass

>>35758357
>watching Shutter Island
>guess the twist 2 mins in
>have to sit through the rest of it just to be proven correct

very ok film if you've never seen a similar film before

>>35758316
I have an uneven shaped head and a large forhead which the hair masked.

>>35758481
Varg's story is 'I overheard him saying he wanted to kill me so I went to his house'.

>just woke up

going to be fucked when I go back to work on Monday

>>35758493
The book makes it a lot harder to guess.

>>35758481
all of those black metal guys were strange bods anyway

>>35758489
I have a bass lad

>>35758499
I'm conflicted. It's easy to say that's nothing and condemn Varg but he knew how fucking crazy Euronymous was, enough to fear for his own life.

>>35758493
Only watched it because I want to FUCK Leo. Pretty good though.

>>35758527
I think he was legit in fear of his life and decided to attack first. Which is pretty badass desu cant really judge him on that.

>>35758357
what do think the twist is then? i've seen it and the twist was unexpected.

>>35758510
>>35758440
>>35758342
>>35757951
>>35757909
>>35757882
anyone who actually wants to give it a shot email [email protected]
was thinking some real atmo like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK9R9b3EmjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VDVuxB3y48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZ0RxUVYQE
or the like

no harm in trying eh

>>35758563
There's probably going to be more than one but I think the 3 girls are actually one person and she's crazy too

i find "metal heads" to be the most cringy group of people. worst than chavs. they clearly only dress and look the way they do because they want to give themselves some sort of identity. at least chavs are just stupid and dont know any better

>>35758578
if people get some parts together I will mix it for you

Got the job in spoons lads. She said it was a good interview and saw no reason to let me wait on a call.
Pretty chuffed desu.

>>35758619
Well done, lad. Don't fuck this up.

>>35758603
Not all people who listen to metal wear band shirts and cargo shorts, lad.

I wouldn't be caught dead in that shit.

>watching iron fist
>he's now fighting someone who uses the drunken boxing technique
I'm fucking done

>>35758619
Nice one. They didnt make you do a trial?

>>35758581
you're wrong but there are two twists.

>>35758637
i know. i listen to metal. im talking about the people who do and call themselves metal heads. my brother is friends with a bunch of them, and i go to a metal head pub sometimes because he meets people there. they are the most edgy people i have ever met.

>>35758609
you done some before?

>>35758657
That's good. Every accent McAvoy is doing is fucking atrocious, is this meant to be a comedy?

>>35758678
yeah, done mixed some of my own recordings before and I do the mixing for my bands recordings

>>35758718
how would i ever find you again

>>35758761
are you the guy that posted the email address?

>>35758771
yeah

i dont know if i set it up right because i got nothing but its probably because noones interested

>>35758619
congrats lad, good luck

Nearly filled my Ribena bottle up with flem.

>>35758794
I sent an email to that address

Odds I make russian salad
Evens I make ukha

>>35758858
ok it works just no one else is interested

dam

>>35758794
Can I join the band even if I can't sing or play an instrument?

Manchester

If Windows could stop asking me to set up a OneDrive account that would be fucking fantastic.

>>35758878
>sing
>>35758578


cmon where was that bass guy or anyone else dont be shy

always wanted to try a band but i dont fucking know anyone

>finally watching Prince of Darkness
>the credit slides have gone on for 8 minutes

>>35758634
>>35758634
>>35758654

Thanks lads. No trial so far. They said they will email me when to come in for an introduction. Hope it's paid.

>>35758970
Is this your first job?

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>TFW I'm probably the only manx robot here.
Feels fucking terrible.

>>35758282
Wew that was great, lad. Bit more respect for Farage after that. I do wish Enoch wasn't associated with the BNP and shite like that though.

>>35758980
Na.
Worked at BT for a while. Done other customer service jobs before.
Just been extra mental recently.

>>35759048
We had this yesterday. There are at least 2 of you.

>>35759048
>not british
get out

>>35758970

Good lad, bar work is super comfy.

>>35759048
>a fucking LEG

>>35758650
You do realise that it's about kung fu and will necessarily include the more flamboyant, silly styles right? Were you hoping for cookie cutter MMA or something? It fits the character. Do you hate fun? Ought to give you the flying guillotine desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmdP1qTjGZY

>>35759048
Considering being a "come over" Will the locals start on me?

>>35759101
Fuck off, Marveldrone

Even critics are calling it shit

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>>35759139
>Tfw Polio speaks to you
This board need a swift innoculation

>>35759101
The show to be going for a serious tone and out of every martial art style he could have gone against it's Zui Quan.

>>35758871
what's in a russian salad. and what's ukha

>>35759184
Tbh I hate the tone they went for. Only saw the first episode and was very disappointed. I was hoping for a more mythic tone but they seem to be playing up the homeless shit. I wish they'd just cut to him being rich and having adventures.

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tfw hungry but theres people downstairs so you gotta wait them out

it's been four fucking hours lads I need me breakfast

>>35759256
Russian salad is made of potatoes, carrots, egg, doctors sausage, pickles, peas, and mayonnaise all mixed together
Ukha is a fish broth made from freshwater fish, carrot, leek, potato, carrot, and fresh herbs

>>35759285
I feel your pain lad. If people came over more often I probably wouldn't be fat.

>>35759261
The tone fucking sucks. The homeless shit went on for three episodes and when he did become rich it was a load of boring corporate shite.
He doesn't act like someone who spent fifteen years in another plane of existence learning kung fu either. He's just like a regular person who knows martial arts.

You're not missing out on much

Done nothing with my day other than epilating one leg

So fatigued

I probably am anemic

>>35759285
Fuck do iktf, I wait out whoever comes over every time. Don't want them to judge me when I haven't showered in a few days and they ask what I'm up to like they don't know I'm a NEET

>>35759292
>doctors sausage
what's that

>>35759352
It's just a nickname. It's like a luncheon sausage. Kind of like processed ham in a sausage form. Slav food is weird sometimes.

that discord is hella shit tho desu

>>35759285
Here's your (You), Pepe

>>35759325
This sucks because I was really looking forward to it. Maybe I won't bother at all. Dropped Luke Cage after a couple as well. Too black. Jessica Jones really grew on me because of Kilgrave. Daredevil was great until it became focused on Elektra at which point I lost interest. Frank was solid though, and Fisk was a really strong unique take on the character. Probably the highlight of the serialised Marvel stuff. Never caught SHIELD or the spy woman, looked shitty.

>>35759384
You have such cancerous taste

I watched the first season of daredevil, it's boring shit

>>35759370
ah bit like spam in sausage form?
that ukha sounds nice though.

Fucking tired, can barely stay awake but I don't want to go to sleep and wake up at midnight

>>35759419
>ah bit like spam in sausage form?
Yeah. That's a pretty good description
>that ukha sounds nice though.
It really is.

>>35759427
Guess we're both anemic

>>35759384
>Luke Cage
>Too black

I'd agree with you if it was shoe horned in but Luke Cage has always been based around niggers. Can only imagine a show about a white man cleaning up the streets of Harlem, it'd be some good social satire

>>35759413
Not a single tear will be shed for you when you die.

>>35759413
i agree. i think daredevil is one of the most over rated tv shows. the only good thing about daredevil was the punisher and kingpin. the daredevil graphic novels are much better.

>>35759384
>>35759468
The only bit of Luke Cage I really hated is when that rapper dropped a line about Trayvon Martin being a gud boi.

>>35759442
that sounds good. i like soam. love some fried spam butties. nice with black pud and a fried egg

>>35759468
Well that's not necessarily a criticism, so much a personal taste. I know what it was going for and it makes sense, but it wasn't for me. I never had any interest in Shaft or whatever, and it's certainly not The Wire.

>>35759485
Glad I didn't see it, that sounds exactly how I feared.

>>35759384
I wasn't interested in this show until I heard about the bullshit some critics were saying. Can't be arsed with luke cage. I don't like niggers. Jessica jones seems, eh, to me although I have heard a lot of good things about kilgrave. I gave up with daredevil in the second series even though I though fisk was fantastic.

>>35759477
too far lad, that was sly.

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>>35759491
Check out chebureki too. That food is pretty tasty too.

I liked Luke Cage. His whole thing is he hates 'nigger' culture (like when he gave another black guy shit for calling him that).

>>35759384
>>35759468
So if Luke Cage was too black then is Daredevil too white?

What does that even mean?

>>35759479
It got some good online reviews from the Netflix and Marvel shills
It's hardly a classic

>>35759477
Untrue

>>35759508
I think if you're going to bother with JJ you have to give it a few episodes. She's a kickass hard drinking womyn oppressed by an evil white rapist and saved by the BBC, but when you really get into the meat of her and Kilgrave's relationship, and get a good look into him as a person, that's where the pleasure of the story comes from. He's interesting and their dynamic is interesting, but she isn't really.

>>35759485
>>35759506
the marvel films are fucking shite. most of what marvel producers is pretty shitty. most of the graphic novels are meh too and clearly for plebs. most graphic in general are meh tbqh. i have read a lot of graphic novels that are regarded as the best and i thought most of them were just alright.

i dont know why people love the marvel films so much though. its a proper pleb film.

>>35759566
>It's hardly a classic

true but most of the normies love it and it has an 8.8 or something like that on imdb so most people clearly think its great

>swam in the sea
>got salt water in my eyes

Ouchie

>there are people who didn't enjoy DD season 2 for Frank franking

>>35759508
Fisk was shit
Cliche performance and dated
Not to mention a total pussy

I loved the DD movie, it was near perfect, Michael Clark Duncan actually was

>>35759571
That old x-men cartoon they had was pretty cool. And Spiderman.

Oh yep. And he's baiting now

>>35759597
yeah but apart from the punisher, season 2 is pretty boring. seeing daredevil fight the ninjas over and over again is incredibly tiring after a while. electra is a bore too.

>>35759606
>Fisk was shit
>Cliche performance and dated
>people actually believe this

Fisk's motives were less at fault than Matts a lot of the time

>>35759571
Good post

Marvel don't even have a quarter or the great stories DC do

>>35759585
IMDb and normies are Marvel/Netflix shills

>>35759597
Shit character played by a talentless Jew

>>35759623
S2 is redeemable for me only on the fact that it sets up the Punisher TV series, if they keep the same tone as his scenes in DD then it will be wonderful

>>35759612
that is a fair shout tbf. them old cartoons were pretty good, definitely better than the marvel films. the spiderman films and some of the x men are pretty good too. forgot about these desu. was just thinking about the new marvel stuff.

since we are on capeshit shows, how is legion?

>>35759571
>the marvel films are fucking shite

They're miles ahead of DC films

>>35759631
Motives don't matter when the acting and script are shit

He was a kids cartoon gangster

>>35759655
Good post

>tfw sunday market in manchester thurs-sunday

those jamaican dumplings are so fucking amazing, it almost makes me forgive their whole race for that jamaican/carribean looking faggot who pulled a fast one and snatched my phone.

>>35759635
havent read an awful lot of dc but the handful of batman and superman graphic novels i have read where alright

watchmen is a godsend though

>>35759669
>sunday market in manchester
And he comes a paki in a lorry in

three

two

one

>>35759681
Yeah but that's because it's by Alan Moore who is probably the best of the best.

>>35759664
most of the dc films are pretty bad but the batman trilogy shits all over any marvel film, watchmen film shits all over any marvel film too. suicide squad is a little bit better than avengers

>>35759701
i personally think american comics in general are the worst media format. actual novels or manga is a lot better.

>>35759739
But what if Spiderman was black?

>>35759739
It's mostly saturated horse shite

Is it true they made Iron Man a little black girl?

>>35759770
She;s taken over the mantle of Iron Man but Tony Stark is still the original and mentoring her.

>>35759536
just had a look. looks good. like a cornish pasty in dough.