>Dropped wireless mouse in the lube cup

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>Headphones fell into the cum cubicle

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>>35755842
I wasn't memeing anon.
kill me

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>>35755897
>the lube cup is real
somehow /r9k/ continues to surprise me

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>>35755971
I use dish soap because I'm out of lotion. I've been out for months. My dick use to chafe real bad. But now I'm immune to it. The blue thing is a beer koozie that I ripped the bottom out of. I fuck it like a fleshlight.

I want to die.

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>>35756022
>I use dish soap because I'm out of lotion
What the fucking fuck.
How does that not sting like a son of a bitch?

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>>35755745

You should really consider ending your life you disgusting pig

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>>35756052
It use to, but it doesn't anymore. My dig has been forged in fire.

Pic related is my beer koozie fleshlight. The writing on it says "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

If that isn't the greatest label for 4chan, I don't know what is.

I jack off with my own spit when I run out of lotion I wash my dick afterwards though. It eventually made me have a spit fetish though. Still better than dish soap though.

>>35756129
>Dig
Dick

>>35756129
But why would you keep using it long enough for it to stop hurting?

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>>35756142
You should try toothpaste. It's an acquired taste, but you grow to like the stinging warmth.

I use sensodyne because it's supposed to be more sensitive.

>>35756181
Because only the strong survive.

Why don't you just go out and buy lube anon?

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>>35756287
Because I'm scared and lazy.

>>35756318
Literally just buy glycerin.