Here we go....

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timestamp fag or fuck off

orifagonolly

>>35923290
Goodluck my guy (orig)

god damnit uhh well i cant dont have camera or cell phone but ive been posting faster and less coherent by the second. just take my word for it im true poor-fag. cant. id love to

>>35923389
thanx anon bless u all for the fun times, horrible treatment, and pepes. i will see u on the other side...even tho i have a very high tolerance :/

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>>35923402
godspeed then anon
no fate worse than death
no better destiny then eternal piece

>>35923423
*peace (slightly autistic)

Byee, have a great time

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>>35923402
Name
Location
Age
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NOW OR THIS IS FAKE

>>35923389
he ded niggo

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>>35923290
Report back and teII us if there is an afterlife pls

>>35923290
good luck in the next life anon

when the rest of us arrive make sure we haven't become too gay

>>35923290
I hope this is bait, as it may very well be, but I hope OP finds solace in whatever decisions he has made today.

To others on this board who feel similarly to OP, please don't end it this way if you must kill yourself.

This is a painful way to go and has a really good chance of making you go veggo.

Don't kill yourself, but if you do, try to either go out memorably or invest in a helium tank and respiratory mask+tubing.

Rest in peace OP, I hope you find what you're looking for.

so what happens to your body when you take 540mg or ritalin?

>>35923940
>This is a painful way to go and has a really good chance of making you go veggo.

literally how? its foolproof fuck off

>>35923972
72 hour fap session

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>>35923940
Fuck you, let's turn this shit hole into Jonestown.

>>35923940
this

tried killing myself with Lexapro (only thing I had) and I had bad tremors and vomited blood

had to get my stomach pumped and stayed in a psych ward for two weeks

bruh its not fake
420

>>35923940
nope not bait feelin pretty good atm

>>35923987
this guy gets it o-cringe-anal

Yo, what's the best way to off yourself if you're absolutely broke and there aren't any bridges or tall buildings around?

Need to come up with a plan in case life gets any worse than it is.

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>>35923290
Enjoy the sweet release of death

Did you write a suicide note?

>>35924138
provoke the police into shooting you

no money=no easy way out

Anon plz :(

Any last words? do you leave this thread open for the cops?

what went wrong? why couldn't you let us save you? we would have been there -_-

>>35923290
OP unless you have some kind of pre-existing condition 540 mg of Ritalin won't kill you. You'll just feel shitty a few hours in and extremely uncomfortable.

LD50 of Ritalin in rats is 164 to 190 mg/kg.

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>>35924181
LE SMILEYS XDXDXD

>XD

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>>35924138
>buildings or tall bridges around
>spend your last few dollars on a train ticket to the nearest tall building
>jump head first

alternatively

>spend last few dollars on a rope
>tie noose
>go into the nearest forest/woods at night
>climb up a tree a few meters high
>tie noose to thick branch and around your neck
>jump off tree
>falling force breaks your neck and you die instantly, or will just hang normally

Make sure it's a strong rope

>>35924207
>Haha, showed that guy by being ironic.

Nice one Chandler.

>>35924138
Even suicide has a down payment.

Jump, shoot or hang are the safest (well, most guaranteed) ways to go. First two are out for you (unless you can afford to train it to a big city).

Hanging is pretty straight forward.

>>35924181
last words are damn it cuz...
>>35924195

>>35924138
Just do the classic hanging. Knot behind the left ear to guarantee there is pressure on the carotid arteries, so you faint in 10 seconds.

>>35923940
>I hope this is bait
>I hope OP finds solace
>if you do, go out memorably

So this is "PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR BUT IF YOU DO MAKE IT ENTERTAINING FOR ME" the post?

>>35924177
I mean, if I ever actually do crime, that's already the plan. Fuck going to prison.

>>35924236
I have absolutely no money. I'd have to steal it or steal the rope. Doable though, I guess.

>>35924262
I live in a big city, but that big city is basically a giant fucking suburb. Our "downtown" consists of like 4 kinda tall buildings because we have a city ordinance or w/e the fuck against skyscrapers.

>>35924296
Should've kept it for someone who could enjoy it desu. You'll be alright, just find a nice place to sit or lay down and watch tv or something.

>>35924350
if you wanted a 100% guaranteed way out, tie a cinder block to your ankle and go for a swim

it won't be fun, but it'll for sure kill you and since you're a poor Mexican you don't have too many other options

>>35924405
>poor Mexican

Nice projecting.

>>35924405
>it won't be fun
Drowning is literally one of the most painful, panic inducing ways to die.

If this is true OP and you are successful the. God speed you magnificent bastard
You had the balls to do what many of us want and are too weak to accomplish

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>>35924508
What other options does he have, Professor? Please, enlighten me.

>>35923290
bye chief, safe travels.

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>>35924177
nah i wouldnt make a dude shoot me no one gets hurt mentally or physically by my choice thats important to me but its cool ritty wont work and im not actually 'trying to die' just didnt care if i did so i made a thread bout it just in case i died. so yeah i guess this was bait but u never know, mah heart is a' racin'

>>35924796
i mean rittys apparently not gunna work as in i didnt take enough idk... i just feel like i need u guys to understand im not yankin u around but i dont think its gunna happen this way, btw no one gets hurt means i wanna scar people as little as possible by my passing, no messy shit no weird shit

>>35924758
Like tying a rope to the ceiling and jumping from a chair? At least the pressure on the neck will guarantee unconsciousness pretty quickly instead of having your lungs filled with water.

>>35924796
Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight. Maybe next you'll be some cute nerdy chick that can save a fellow nice soul. Make sure to do something cool on your way out like cause thunderstorm.

>>35923290

>overdosing on stimulants

you're fucking retarded

>>35923290
Rest well robot, life is hell but death may not be. We don't know until it takes us. Godspeed

>>35924055
please call an ambulence
life is pretty shitty but absolute nothingness is shittier

give us your location, name, age, etc. too so we can see if ur a fag or not.

>>35923974
You could go into cardiac arrest and be revived with brain damage. Overdose is such a stupid meme way to kys.

540mg isn't fatal, but it will fuck you up.

>>35928243
Isn't that 54 pills?

Has a good chance of fucking him up but I doubt it's 100% fatal

OP you'll throw it up and feel like shit for at least two days.

540mg is not fatal, death by methylphenidate overdose is extremely rare

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>>35923290
>>>>>>>>>>stimulant OD
>mfw

>>35923290
see u in a few days