>you will never live in California, enjoying the beaches and

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>>36067711
I live here, it sucks, there are normalfags everywhere, you dont want to live here everything is fuck expensive

>>36067711
>can't even do this anymore because my dog is dead and now I have a cat
fugg

>>36067720
This OP, if you live in California you're chances of being a normalfag are high because of the nice weather

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>>36067758
You can still walk your cat, pham.

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>>36067711
California is a meme
It's expensive living there.

Same with Florida, a big meme, don't fall for them, fuckboii

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>>36067711
i live in northern california, pretty much anything north of sanfran is an endless expanse of fucking forest. oh, and it rains here, a fucking lot. this is a better example of what normal weather looks like.
>>36067720
and its still expensive.

>>36067811
I want to move there for the culture. Tired of rednecks tbqh.

Everyone is a rude jerk in California. People from the south are much friendlier.

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>>36067846
>People from the south are much friendlier.

>>36067846
>tfw i will never go to georgia and meet a qt rancher girl

>>36067846

>wow why did that guy take issue with me calling him a nigger? jimmy bob back in Mississippi always smiled when I said nigger! B

>>36067711
>enjoy the beaches

Enjoy every beach being shitted up by coloreds who don't know how to behave and college kids from out of town.

>taking your dog out for daily walks
Sure. Also enjoy all the homeless and trash everywhere because California pampers the homeless.

>greatest food in the world
Just what the fuck? Our food isn't any better or different from anywhere else in America.

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>>36067913
Surfs up, beach bums.

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>>36067711
>tfw I live in the Central Valley.
I wish I lived in California too. Sounds nice.