>be me
>showing off my cock is my fetish
>have a genius plan to finally cock shock my sister and her two hot friends
>tell my buddy the plan and he is game
>ceiling fan in living room needs to be replaced, been putting it off for a couple days waiting for sis and her hot friends to be hanging out on the couch
>buddy is always at our house so the master plan is ready to unfold
>tell sis mom is bitching about the fan and that I'm going to take it off the ceiling
>I'm wearing basketball shorts and already getting a nice chub
>buddy has studied my master plan for weeks now, waits until I'm on the last screw
>I'm shaking and stuttering. this is more intense than I imagined
>buddy yanks my shorts to my feet like instructed, revealing my dick
>sis and friends are screaming and covering their eyes but taking peeks and losing their shit.
>fuck yes I'm helpless and totally not to blame for this
>buddy runs out of the room
>I am now standing on a chair with a 40 pound fan above my head
>start yelling for help. It was only supossed to be for a few seconds
>buddy is nowhere to be found
>am now fullery erect after about 6 seconds
>this wasn't apart of my plan
>sister and hot friends run upstairs blurting out OMFG. Can't tell if disgust or shock. Probably both
>had to shimmy my legs to get my shorts up high enough to grab with my one free hand real fast.
>taking the fan down was a lot harder than I thought wtf
>buddy is in the backyard laughing his ass off
>its been 2 hours and they haven't come back downstairs
>>36083591
Hot as fuck, pics would be great (of you and sister)
Indecent exposure to a minor. Bam!
OP you are a true visionary
>>36083591
If you think you're embarrassed now, just wait till your buddy tells your sister you planned the whole thing.
>>36083885
He said buddy, not a cunt
>>36083591
>am now fully erect after about 6 seconds
>taking the fan down was a lot harder than I thought wtf
>buddy is in the backyard laughing his ass off
>its been 2 hours and they haven't come back downstairs
I'm fucking dying m8
You're a gentleman and a scholar
>referring to your sister as "sis"
Is this an incest porno script?
Well at least you planned it out well enough.
Made me LOL. Do you have a big dick?
>>36083936
Forgot image originality
>>36083910
If he's friendly at all with the sister or her friends it'll come out eventually.
>>36083591
i'd hang with both you blokes, absolute cracker of a story
>>36083885
This is going to happen. Sorry OP
>>36083591
Well played Anon. I love it when a plan comes together
>>36083943
Actually correct.
It will come out because otherwise he's gonna get the blame for exposing you to your sister. Is he gonna wanna take that heat? Or is he just gonna say it's all OP's idea?
They came out of the room about 20 mins ago for snacks and shit. Felt awkward. I thought everyone would just have a good laugh. I think the insta boner made it weird. Im gonna fap to the memories and contemplate suicide afterwards most likely lol
I'm laughing and masturbating at the same time
>>36083988
>Felt awkward. I thought everyone would just have a good laugh. I think the insta boner made it weird. Im gonna fap to the memories and contemplate suicide afterwards most likely lol
How old are they and you? How big is your dick?
>>36083591
Top kek mate
You tried, and you've got more balls than i do for pulling a stunt like that
>>36084008
Yeah, im proud of my dick. Im hoping they were just quiet for awhile so i didnt hear them fawn over it. Im a year older than them. And btw my buddy aint gonna say shit
>>36084070
How old are they? How big is your dick?
>>36084084
Im 18 of course. 7.1 inches.
UPDATE: no one has gone home yet and theres music and laughter down the hall. Buddy had to leave. Fuck i kinda wanna go bring them some pizzarolls or something
>>36084152
Do it anon... fuck all of them into oblivion or else you'll live with the regret
I must leave. Ill make a thread tomorrow if anything interesting happens
>>36083988
there is a chance if any of your sis's friends are budding sluts that they will take the bait.
you're a pervert but i applaud the well executed plan.
Let us know if you get laid from this.
>>36084103
Underage sisters confirmed
gj i report u to fib now
next step is to "accidentally" slip your cock in your sisters mouth op
>>36084103
>I happen to be part of the 1% guys totally
>>36084152
Your plan was brilliant but what are you going to do now? Were you going to take it further? Also, bring them those pizza rolls anon.